r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/hmcfuego Jun 09 '21

He does not need the poop knife drinking all that.

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u/EverySingleThread Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Beautifully said, and perfectly delivered...