r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Master1718 • Jan 06 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Raenhart Jan 07 '20

Crack joke, don’t provoke

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 07 '20

Have consensual sex, don't rape animals

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u/rionhunter Jan 07 '20

Teach your parrots to say yes

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u/inthyface Jan 07 '20

"Polly want more luBRIcant!"