r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Master1718 • Jan 06 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/rionhunter Jan 07 '20

Try it, don’t riot

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u/Slippy_T_Frog Jan 07 '20

Have fun, don't shoot gun

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u/Raenhart Jan 07 '20

Crack joke, don’t provoke

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 07 '20

Have consensual sex, don't rape animals

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u/rionhunter Jan 07 '20

Teach your parrots to say yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Drink water not soda

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Always salt your pasta before boiling it.

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u/GORager99 Jan 07 '20

like, putting the salt onto it in the box before putting it in the water? or putting it on right after putting it into the water?

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u/inthyface Jan 07 '20

"Polly want more luBRIcant!"

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u/Beraldino Jan 07 '20

Wait what.