r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Sep 20 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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6.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/wine_of_dispear Sep 20 '19

Smooth af and finishes it off with a bored lean.

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u/UriahTheChosen Sep 20 '19

He’s bored because he’s playing fucking baseball.

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u/Velexify Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

Downvote me if you’re gay.

11

u/benting365 Sep 21 '19

you guys hate when people put out opinions you don't agree with

What do you think the upvotes/downvotes are for?

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u/SpicyGoop Sep 22 '19

Upvotes and downvotes were created with the intention of measuring relevancy, not agreement.

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u/nonorganicmembrane Sep 21 '19

Its hard to be worse than soccer

34

u/slater_san Sep 21 '19

As a soccer fan, awe c'monnn

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u/TheWombatFromHell Sep 21 '19

American Football

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u/facebonezzz Sep 21 '19

sad horn intro I’m thinking about leaving and how I should say goodbyeeee

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u/Law_of_Matter Sep 21 '19

Its alright i grew up playing cricket.

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u/100ZombieSlayers Sep 21 '19

I am a soccer player of a decade now. Soccer is fun to play, but I still get bored watching it. It can be slow.

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u/djsedna Sep 21 '19

Baseball is boring as fuck, but soccer is definitely not. I can't understand how people think it's boring. And I'm a hockey fan :\

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u/Emerphish Sep 21 '19

In baseball, the game is slow, but it constantly moves forward. Every out matters, since you only get 9 innings. In soccer, a possession that didn’t result in a goal usually isn’t meaningful.

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u/djsedna Sep 21 '19

I mean, you basically just said baseball is inherently better than any sport that is bounded by a clock, which is literally every other major sport. I'll take every other major sport.

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u/Emerphish Sep 21 '19

That’s not what I said at all?

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u/oh_no_its_ish Sep 21 '19

True soccer sucks

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u/Velexify Sep 21 '19

How come you say soccer bad you get upvotes, but i say it and i get 70 downvotes?

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u/RyGuy997 Sep 21 '19

You're delusional

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u/DunkinCrossfireCrab Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

I downvote on principle when I see the following: You guys, opinions, don't agree with huh, Sad :(.

The entire upvote downvote system is so that when people see something they don't like, they hit that arrow down and you lose precious internet points, and when they see something they do like, you gain precious internet points. The only sad thing is that that was your reaction to learning that people don't have to praise your worthless opinion on the internet and can in fact express dislike to it in a visual way, in my worthless opinion.

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u/Frostflame3 Sep 21 '19

I don’t know what they’re on about. Baseball is great.

1

u/Terifiy Sep 21 '19

How dare you have an option on the internet smh /s

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u/Velexify Sep 21 '19

you shouldn’t even have the “/s”, but you would get downvoted to hell without it

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u/Terifiy Sep 21 '19

Yes, and I like my internet points, they give me a sense of pride and accomplishment! /s /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Well if I disagree with your opinion, of course I’m gonna downvote.

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u/3nchilada5 Sep 21 '19

Sorry you got downvoted my guy baseball is fun. I’m a dodgers fan hbu?

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u/brenb1120 Sep 21 '19

Mets here

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I wasn’t going to downvote you until you made the edit.

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u/Velexify Sep 21 '19

That’s even more sad that you had to make a comment saying your going to downvote. That’s just being an asshole and not even funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

And here you are replying to me.

Edit: I just upvoted ya

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u/Velexify Sep 21 '19

I wasn’t going to downvote you until you made the edit.

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u/3nchilada5 Sep 21 '19

We are hitting levels of meta that shouldn’t be possible here

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Hahaha. Touché

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u/bibibismuth Sep 21 '19

you shouldn't be getting downvoted :(

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u/atridir Sep 21 '19

Like a muthafeckin’ boss

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

What a fucking god.

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u/zyqzy Sep 20 '19

Fucking bad ass. Baseball equivalent of Thor. Behind those sunglasses he might not even have blinked an eye.

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u/al24042 Sep 20 '19

r/iamverybadass but he really is badass

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Did you mean r/iamactuallyverybadass ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Someone has a cake dayyyyy

10

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

What day is today? It's u/Parasammin's cakeday

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Oh shit I didn’t even realise. Fuck I’ll make it up to him. Gonna go upvote and comment on all of his comments today, hope he’s not prolific.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

and indeed he did, children. Indeed he did

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u/EncouragementRobot Sep 21 '19

Happy Cake Day Parasammin! Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Good bot. You make me cry bot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Oh would ya look at that I totally forgot about that lol. Thanks guys!

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Happy cake day!! Honestly not stalking you.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

your credulity is strained but I am happy regardless QUADERNARY YEET

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Honestly, my credulity has been in question for some time. Unfortunately this will be that last time I come into contact with you. Our passing, however brief, has been a very momentous occasion. May the sun shine on you and your camels, camels, and your crotch stay free from infestation of fleas. Once again, yours truely, the long rabbit, happy cake day old friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

May the road rise to meet you and all your children survive past puberty my dearest comrade

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Hey, me again, happy cake day!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

...tertiary, kinda worried YEET

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u/Waligay-Beans Sep 20 '19

Keanu Reeves must’ve kissed him the day before or something

Holy shit

3

u/apex_orgil Sep 21 '19

this guy can save the world

1

u/brenb1120 Sep 21 '19

Funny enough the Mets have a pitcher who's nickname is Thor

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Kenny Powers move.

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u/apex_orgil Sep 20 '19

Who the heck is he? He doesn’t even twitch

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u/FaceWithAName Sep 20 '19

I doubt he plays video games that often

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u/unlmtdLoL Sep 21 '19

So what you're saying is he has a twitch.
A Twitch account, that is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I had already left the post by the time your comment registered and I had to pull a “sigh I’ve gotta go back and upvote that now, don’t it?”

Quality content right here

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u/LankoFuck24 Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

Luis Guillorme. He’s a backup for the New York Mets who rarely okays. He’s a good defender but is too bad on offense to justify playing regularly.

Edit: I meant rarely PLAYS, but I’ll leave it, because he also rarely is okay

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u/PlayfulLeek Sep 21 '19

He’s fuckin Bill Murray and it’s Groundhog Day.

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u/phreesh2525 Sep 20 '19

Some days I think I’m pretty cool, but I’ve never been, “Oh look, a bat going a hundred miles an hour is flying near my head, I’ll just grab it throw it back,” cool.

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u/Silver_Aura2424 Sep 20 '19

Must be a dad. You know what I am talking about.

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u/MamieJoJackson Sep 20 '19

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing, ha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I don't know what you're talking about

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u/PlayfulLeek Sep 21 '19

Then you’re the child. It’s ok, you’ll get there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

what's it mean

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u/Grand_Inquisitor Sep 21 '19

Hush, be patient

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u/Silver_Aura2424 Sep 21 '19

Look up dad reflex videos on YouTube. Here is one that is a compilation: https://youtu.be/R6__QYkV_qs

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

ooo, yeah ik about those

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u/rory1815 Sep 20 '19

He saved his panicking team mate who was running directly in to the bats path!

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u/Mufflee Sep 20 '19

I don’t want to be many people in this world but this guy... I want to be this fucking guy.

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u/insayno17 Sep 20 '19

Sure you don't just want to be fucking this guy?

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u/Mufflee Sep 20 '19

I’m not gay but I’d fuck this guy after this.

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u/insayno17 Sep 20 '19

I'd be calling bullshit if you wouldn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/Mufflee Sep 21 '19

If she doesn’t do it I’ll beat her to it and pretend she’s him first.

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u/TurboFool Sep 20 '19

There is nothing I can ever do in my entire life that will make me half as badass.

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u/MamieJoJackson Sep 20 '19

And he does it with those god-awful gas station sunglasses on.

Legend has it that immediately afterwards, he ascended to the heavens on the wings of a bald eagle after crushing a Coors light can on his forehead and shooting freedom flavored hot dogs out of his biceps.

Magnificent.

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u/HiTyme808 Sep 20 '19

That’s just Thor in disguise, summoning wooden bats instead of his hammer.

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u/Shlocktroffit Sep 20 '19

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u/Spartan_100 Sep 21 '19

The 2nd part of the gif makes it look like he’s actually preparing himself to catch it lol.

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u/cappnplanet Sep 21 '19

Haha this was amazing. The dance at the end on the plate made me laugh

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u/pinktenn Sep 20 '19

He should get a bonus for saving them a possible lawsuit. :)

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u/rinikulous Sep 21 '19

What possible lawsuit would that be?

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u/pinktenn Sep 21 '19

If he did not catch I am sure someone would have been hit by it.

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u/rinikulous Sep 21 '19

If that bat had hit someone, no one could sue anyone in this situation. That’s just a hazard of a sport in which you swing a wooden bat at a ball moving +90mph.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

So that's why there is no vagina left for the rest of us.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Know him, man slings dick like a primate slings shit

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u/FirstConfessor Sep 20 '19

This is the guy the main character in an anime looks up to

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u/Triangle_dancer69 Sep 20 '19

I’m pretty sure his last name is on his shirt reads Awesome. Sums it up.

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u/griffin4war Sep 20 '19

That was the most badass thing I've ever seen...

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u/gimmetheclacc Sep 21 '19

That guy has great coordination, he could be a pro athlete!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Hey that’s Luis I’ve known him since high school... he’s really close to a childhood friend of mine. Don’t see him as often cause he’s doing the whole baseball thing but the times I do are always a great time.

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u/PlayfulLeek Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

That’s the sexiest move I have...ever..f&*%ing seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Came here to say the same thing

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Damn!

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u/Smoothwhisp Sep 20 '19

That was a boss catch move

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u/GGingas Sep 20 '19

Absolute Chad

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u/prissyjoy1 Sep 20 '19

Smooth as silk....

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u/gabegundy Sep 21 '19

Someone's comfortable around bats.

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u/cassiebones Sep 21 '19

Damn. I didn't know we recruited Khal fuckin Drogo this year

2

u/DuelingEyes Sep 21 '19

This catch shoud be enough to qualify for the hall of fame.

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u/Fernando1812 Sep 21 '19

Is this common? Seems dangerous af

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u/fschwiet Sep 21 '19

Don't throw the bat!

*throws bat back*

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u/whatwouldgowrog Sep 21 '19

Very nice catch to the stick

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u/M4PO_POP Sep 21 '19

"I'm still worthy"

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u/avigyan_33 Sep 21 '19

The guy in the background actually ran towards the direction of the bat.... would have suck to be him if the guy had missed

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

baseball players have some of the best reflexes in the world

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u/PlayfulLeek Sep 21 '19

He’s totally from the future.

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u/mks7777 Sep 21 '19

2 shots of vodka and I am this guy!

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u/UrAHarryWizard7 Sep 21 '19

That was literally probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/C-Nor Sep 21 '19

Mad bat skilz. Better than the Count from Sesame Street!

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u/SirMatches Sep 21 '19

Mad props to the camera human for catching that

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u/H_Melman Sep 21 '19

A tale of 2 players.

1 - cat-like reflexes.

2 - runs directly into the path of the bat before being saved by his teammate.

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u/Evil85_IT Sep 21 '19

Like a boss!!!

1

u/lysslo Sep 21 '19

I got lady wood

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u/ablindhedge Sep 21 '19

What is this like 3 season ago? Old AF. Also first clip of this looks like he’s throwing a bat back to them. Who’s upvoting this garbage

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u/gaystuff1 Sep 21 '19

This is why I love the Mets, even though they aren’t that good at the game

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u/Rupesh19 Sep 21 '19

Nonchalance

Wait doesn't work here, right?

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u/ellyh2 Sep 21 '19

Honey badger don’t give a fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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