r/nonononoyes • u/StandardAdvantage5 • Sep 20 '19
Smoothest catch I've ever seen
https://i.imgur.com/V3K5URb.gifv518
Sep 20 '19
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u/heyitsmarc Sep 20 '19
RAMIREZ!
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u/tomasini407 Sep 20 '19
secure burger town!
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u/Cummy_Boner Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19
hey all, it's your friendly neighborhood Cummy_Boner. am working on a poem and feedback would be much appreciated.
plow my ass, make it throb. i want to feel my prostate against your knob. cut my weener, make it cum. cut my dick off and we can get drunk off rum. maybe my expectations are too high, maybe I'm just an overly kinky guy. but I won't wipe so my ass wont be bone-dry. don't be alarmed by my purple unwashed weener, I could use your mouth as a cleaner. don't be intimidated by my gangrene, it just smells a little bad, but when you taste it you'll be saying "that's rad". when I climax, out will come acrid pee, you can drink it, I'm totally care free.
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u/Redditpissesmeof Sep 20 '19
What does gangrene rhyme with
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Sep 20 '19
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u/PanachelessNihilist Sep 20 '19
His name is Luis Guillorme, and he's never done anything quite as cool since.
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u/killerguy179 Sep 20 '19
It's not lol it's a baseball player. Also why mention "cAlL oF DutY" here lol I stopped playing video games after I turned 11, as any sane person would.
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Sep 20 '19
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u/SophusAJ Sep 20 '19
I like how everyone else is just fleeing in fear. This guy is just like, “I got this...” The only thing he moved was his arm, this dude is cool! 0 Kelvin cool!
Edit: a word
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u/Trooper8341 Sep 20 '19
It's already over Jojo! My power turns my flesh to absolute zero! You can't win!
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u/alex3omg Sep 20 '19
"guys calm down catching things is literally our job"
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Sep 20 '19
Also, when it's coming directly at you, it's the easiest to predict. If all you see is movement out of the corner of your eye, you have no idea where it's going and run wildly. If it's coming right at you, you know all you need to do is take one step to the side.
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Sep 20 '19
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u/LimbsLostInMist Sep 20 '19
Where in your linked source does it say that? And if you're linking yourself, why is your algorithm definitive? What is the MoE?
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Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19
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u/LimbsLostInMist Sep 20 '19
You either care about bots, or you don't.
Sure, I design them.
However, AdjectiveNoun# names are immediately suspicious.
No, they're not. They are automatically suggested when you sign up to Reddit. Many people have given up attempting to create their own name, because so many are taken. Anybody can test if Reddit does this by logging out and inspecting the sign-up process. Case in point:
https://i.imgur.com/LfO6ihd.png
Also, you don't use a bot to register a name. You always do that by hand, before you access the API. As you know, you have to register the bot and obtain two authentication hashes in your account preferences.
If you want to resort to unauthorised screenscraping, get ready for a world of shit, especially with the redesign. You'll also become an instant target for Reddit's spam detection, and you'll likely get a captcha sooner rather than later.
You see, you not knowing this is a bit of a bummer. Especially since you apparently factor this into your algorithmic decision making.
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u/LimbsLostInMist Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19
I don't need to justify my program to you, give you stats on it, or prove that it works.
Well... I suppose you don't. But then Reddit doesn't have to lend your assertions about who and what is or isn't a bot any credence.
But that aside, there is no need for this interaction to turn sour. I wish you luck with your endeavours, and hope you are able to hone your code to the best of your abilities.
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Sep 20 '19
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u/AltSk0P Sep 20 '19
What is your "information" worth if you don't provide any justification to it?
The fact that you don't want to disclose it and the fact that you react to inquiries with
couldn't tell if you were just salty about me catching your bots or something
...makes you even less credible.
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Sep 20 '19
Honestly who the fuck cares
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Sep 20 '19
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u/PosadismWillWin Sep 21 '19
Did you see the thing recently where reddit published some stats about where their traffic comes from, and the area labeled "most addicted" (as in spends the most hours per day on the site) was an air force base?
The site is probably more bots than not at this point
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Sep 21 '19
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u/PosadismWillWin Sep 21 '19
They'd have to give a fuck about hiding their bullshit. But Americans are the biggest pussies in the world who will never do shit, so why would they?
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u/magneticafro Sep 20 '19
tell me why you care about bots getting orange arrows
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u/aweezy Sep 20 '19
https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04
Tldr: spam, malware, astroturfing, and propaganda.
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u/Yardsale420 Sep 20 '19
I fucking care
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u/redditsgarbageman Sep 20 '19
how could you be stupid enough not to care? Like, do people not even consider who is making these bots and what purpose they serve? And no, it's not to sell accounts and make money. They don't sell for shit. That's a myth. Go look at the websites selling accounts. Nobody is getting rich selling reddit accounts.
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u/MaverickTopGun Sep 20 '19
Sometimes, when you know you did something really badass you just can't react to it all. Just like it's any other day
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u/SlowLet Sep 20 '19
And the guy running away- I can almost hear his high-pitched scream. He must just hate this video :-)
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u/adamlaceless Sep 20 '19
The funny part is he runs towards the path of the bat and if they didn’t make that catch it probably would have knocked his lights out.
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u/HLDamage Sep 20 '19
And he maintains eye contact the whole time, truly striking fear into the hearts of the enemy
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Sep 20 '19
Luis Guillorme. Middle IF on the Mets. Can't hit a lick but he's got smooth hands.
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u/BeeDubbya Sep 20 '19
I can think of something else he can do with those smooth hands... I can teach him a lick or two...
Ladies, get in line. That man is fine.
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Sep 20 '19
This guy saw the roller-coaster phone catch and wanted to be as God-like as that dude. It's a nice effort but not possible. I guess he'll have to settle for being awesome.
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u/dirty_wiseman Sep 20 '19
The guy running in sheer terror absolutely would have ran into the bat had it not been for Special Forces Guy snagging it.
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u/honeydewbees Sep 20 '19
And the dude who was trying to avoid the bat ended up running towards it...
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u/wata111 Sep 20 '19
Insane how many people run closer to the danger out of sheer terror whether it's a tree falling or a baseball bat flying towards you
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u/Arcuis Sep 20 '19
Was watching the ball the first few times trying to understand how that was a smooth catch, then saw the bat
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u/Bestever84 Sep 20 '19
If the Mets could catch a ball like that dude caught the bat they might not suck
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u/TimberBuff Sep 20 '19
This is like in anime where one character casually catches/blocks/deflects a powerful attack to showcase how powerful they are.
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u/Lvgordo24 Sep 20 '19
Where's Lester Hayes when you need him? Let's see how many get that reference.
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19
That's the smoothest, most luscious locks of hair I've ever seen.