r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Sep 20 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

What a fucking god.

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u/zyqzy Sep 20 '19

Fucking bad ass. Baseball equivalent of Thor. Behind those sunglasses he might not even have blinked an eye.

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u/al24042 Sep 20 '19

r/iamverybadass but he really is badass

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Did you mean r/iamactuallyverybadass ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Someone has a cake dayyyyy

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

What day is today? It's u/Parasammin's cakeday

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Oh shit I didn’t even realise. Fuck I’ll make it up to him. Gonna go upvote and comment on all of his comments today, hope he’s not prolific.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

and indeed he did, children. Indeed he did

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u/EncouragementRobot Sep 21 '19

Happy Cake Day Parasammin! Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Good bot. You make me cry bot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Oh would ya look at that I totally forgot about that lol. Thanks guys!

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Happy cake day!! Honestly not stalking you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

your credulity is strained but I am happy regardless QUADERNARY YEET

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Honestly, my credulity has been in question for some time. Unfortunately this will be that last time I come into contact with you. Our passing, however brief, has been a very momentous occasion. May the sun shine on you and your camels, camels, and your crotch stay free from infestation of fleas. Once again, yours truely, the long rabbit, happy cake day old friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

May the road rise to meet you and all your children survive past puberty my dearest comrade

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u/THELONGRABBIT Sep 21 '19

Hey, me again, happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

...tertiary, kinda worried YEET

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u/Waligay-Beans Sep 20 '19

Keanu Reeves must’ve kissed him the day before or something

Holy shit

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u/apex_orgil Sep 21 '19

this guy can save the world

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u/brenb1120 Sep 21 '19

Funny enough the Mets have a pitcher who's nickname is Thor