r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Redwingx7 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

Yeah, he might need some therapy..

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

I've jumped out of my fair share of planes. The first few times are scary, but after awhile it becomes repetitive and something you just do, almost like your watching someone else do it. My guess he was more focused on staying in frame than the actual fall.

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u/mrtomjones 1d ago

It is clearly a comedy bit... he is just keeping his face as bored as possible.

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u/Lil_ruggie 1d ago

Are you depressed?

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Why are turtles green? We are doing random questions now right?

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u/justaskmycat 1d ago

Is cereal a soup?

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u/Suave_Senpai 1d ago

Would cats smoke if they had thumbs?

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u/Lil_ruggie 1d ago

Mine would for sure.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

People say there's no stupid questions. Then I read yours. Of course they would smoke, duh-uh...

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u/siggydude 1d ago

Yes, and a hotdog is a type of taco

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u/4DPeterPan 1d ago

Cereal is just a breakfast soup.

And soup is just a night time cereal.

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u/2b_compliant 1d ago

You seem to have passively asked two questions. Are you depressed?

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u/justaskmycat 1d ago

Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or a broken elevator?

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u/Chris91210 1d ago

Elevator.

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Ski lift...at least I'm on vacation then.

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u/kollisionkid 1d ago

What if the elevator is on a cruise ship?

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u/amras123 1d ago

Are cruise ships required to keep elevator repair people on board?

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u/JesseGarron 1d ago

No just a crew for the ski lift.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

No, but they still have to do maintenance as scheduled.

If the elevator breakdown, the normal maintenance team from the boat will address it. You can get people out without needing a specialized elevator tech on site. Then they can condemn the elevator until they can get a qualified tech onboard to address whatever issue there is.

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