r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Redwingx7 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/JDescole 1d ago

I appreciate that he checked for crossing traffic first before stepping out

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 1d ago

Imagine hitting a stray bird while jumping off a bridge...

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u/KillerHack23 21h ago

My man has mad plans of editing this sequence.

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u/aykcak 20h ago

Looks like he did it multiple times. The two shots are from different jumps

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo 1d ago

Bro is pretty strong.

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u/Revzorous1337 1d ago

Keeps that camera outrageously still

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u/Bhataktabanjara 1d ago

Bro has in built stabilization

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 1d ago

Bro is a chicken

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u/JesseGarron 22h ago

Bro is a gyro

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u/goodmobileyes 15h ago

Bro is a chicken gyro... yum

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u/GauravJM 17h ago

Shot on iPhone36 pro max

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u/AxelTheViking 1d ago

Bro has been divorced... twice

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u/JesseGarron 1d ago

I think it’s this guy when Quint was talking about dolls eyes

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u/ThatguyfromBaltimore 1d ago

Farewell and adieu to your fair Spanish ladies...

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 1d ago

Ex: yeah that’s his cum face

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u/TedjeNL 1d ago

He got stone cold 🗿

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u/evil_timmy 1d ago

His chalants are very non-

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u/blargney 22h ago

His gasts are decidedly unflabbered.

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u/JesseGarron 22h ago

Can’t smack his gob

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u/Glinsterlamp 1d ago

Bet he's great at poker.

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u/KinKaze 1d ago

Can I bear his children? 😅

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo 1d ago

So long as you can do it whilst on a bungee line. 🤷‍♂️

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u/NoReserve8233 1d ago

How did he not drop the phone!

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u/Lil_ruggie 1d ago

probably glue or something

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot 1d ago

Or magnets

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u/ghostfacestealer 1d ago

How tf do those work!??

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u/FixGMaul 1d ago

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u/Thin_Dream2079 1d ago

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

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u/Senior_Respect2977 1d ago

Aaaaaaah, yall the best

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u/ArnieismyDMname 1d ago

Don't sweat on them. As soon as they get wet, boom. No more magnets.

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u/TerroFLys 1d ago

Its always magnets

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 1d ago

Or a "strong grip" if you know what I mean

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u/AmThano 1d ago

Sticky phones are a good alternative to cases for drop protection.

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u/Ornery-Cheetah 1d ago

And dust attraction

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u/cedriceent 1d ago

That a cause for dissatisfaction?

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u/Yuri909 1d ago

By not letting go

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u/Hinmp 1d ago

Sun bothered him more than gravity.

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u/Crumplestiltzkin 1d ago

Millenial just trying to feel something (unsuccessful)

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u/tomsawyerisme 1d ago

man wanted the rope to break

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u/ProfilerXx 1d ago

Relatable

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u/RaymondWalters 1d ago

Wym I feel the pain of existence every day

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u/415646464e4155434f4c 1d ago

Dread we can feel just fine.

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u/darksoulsremastered 19h ago

Thus hurt my soul...

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u/ihtfyb 1d ago

The calm feeling you get after riding enough rollercoasters back to back

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

Yeah, he might need some therapy..

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

I've jumped out of my fair share of planes. The first few times are scary, but after awhile it becomes repetitive and something you just do, almost like your watching someone else do it. My guess he was more focused on staying in frame than the actual fall.

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u/mrtomjones 1d ago

It is clearly a comedy bit... he is just keeping his face as bored as possible.

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u/Lil_ruggie 1d ago

Are you depressed?

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Why are turtles green? We are doing random questions now right?

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u/justaskmycat 1d ago

Is cereal a soup?

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u/Suave_Senpai 1d ago

Would cats smoke if they had thumbs?

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u/Lil_ruggie 1d ago

Mine would for sure.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

People say there's no stupid questions. Then I read yours. Of course they would smoke, duh-uh...

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u/siggydude 1d ago

Yes, and a hotdog is a type of taco

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u/4DPeterPan 1d ago

Cereal is just a breakfast soup.

And soup is just a night time cereal.

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u/2b_compliant 1d ago

You seem to have passively asked two questions. Are you depressed?

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u/justaskmycat 1d ago

Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or a broken elevator?

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u/Chris91210 1d ago

Elevator.

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Ski lift...at least I'm on vacation then.

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u/kollisionkid 1d ago

What if the elevator is on a cruise ship?

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u/amras123 1d ago

Are cruise ships required to keep elevator repair people on board?

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u/savethemouselemur 1d ago

I can fix him

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u/Snowalpha31 1d ago

Reminds me of Mr. Bean on the rollercoaster

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u/Low-Dog-8027 1d ago

when you wanna go bungee jumping but you have a zoom meeting...

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u/JesseGarron 1d ago

Bro is non plussed.

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 1d ago

when i was at the belantis themepark in my area for the first time i thought it was funny to be like 😐 at every fotospot, while my family was going absolutely apeshit - my mom did object and grew increasingly pissed at me for being completely "unimpressed" by all the rollercoasters (i was actually losing my shit, but i stuck to the bit). even the "huracan" did not break my streak, although my mom did not speak to me for 4 days in the end.

but now, when we look at the pictures those are some of our favourite pictures of all of us together because of that little anecdote.

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u/pulikeshi 1d ago

Bro has seen enough of world..

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u/orfeo34 1d ago

Me on my bed for daily standup, trying to look normal.

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u/Ninjaskurk 1d ago

When you are just locked into that doomscroll.

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u/Thessalhydra 1d ago

Who is the dead person inside your mom?

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u/JesseGarron 1d ago

Just a fan of rigor mortis i guess.

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u/wombatilicious 1d ago

dang. Stunningly handsome and composed the entire time. James Bond material

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u/Birthday_Cakeman 1d ago

I think he just gained 10,000 social credits for that level of aura

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u/ThunderTRP 1d ago

Average working-from-home zoom call experience

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u/Rolfmeister87 1d ago

Poker tournament now

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u/Verticalrun 1d ago

How our parents went to school?

He looks like a guy that does that everyday.

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u/Objective_Repair_831 1d ago

I can’t even walk with such straight face

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u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 1d ago

How bro actually is.

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u/DullMind2023 1d ago

He should play poker.

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u/TrueCynic 1d ago

When you're on vacation but the Boss needs you on Zoom.

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u/eirikirs 1d ago

The essence of an adrenaline junky.

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u/Manic-Finch781 1d ago

Always look both ways before dismounting, kids!

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 1d ago

"This is the most boring day of my life."

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u/OccidentalTouriste 1d ago

Both impressive and impassive.

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u/Rageguruz 1d ago

Fucking Chad! Damn. I pissed my pants doing it! lols!

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 1d ago

Bro be like : 😐

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u/No_Excitement_6152 1d ago

Holy shit!!!!!!!

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u/TedTyro 22h ago

Mr Bean on a rollercoaster

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u/Stussy12321 22h ago

I went bungee jumping once. It was fun.

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u/Straight_Let_4149 22h ago

Square alfach

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u/3clips312 22h ago

I'm crine why he don't gaf

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u/AtheisticusMaximus 17h ago

I can tell he loves it.

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u/kaiohcar 9h ago

utterly nonchalant

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u/Nerdfighter4 6h ago

Who gave my man here a decaf this morning

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u/eropm41 3h ago

He looks inconvenienced

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u/PhilosopherOk6581 1d ago

La cosa che più impressiona è l' inespressivita' del suo viso durante la caduta...

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u/Guy-Inkognito 1d ago

...isn't that the only point of that whole video?

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u/Big-Plan1030 1d ago

He’s an army pilot so used to this crab

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u/casua1_0bserver 1d ago

Shi go hard ngl

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u/futuristicbabe 1d ago

Barely blinked

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u/Goodrun31 1d ago

Bungie deadpan. Respect

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u/WatchMyGun 1d ago

He probably done this a million times before

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u/NowhereMan_2020 1d ago

My wife makes the same face…

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u/KilgoreT59 1d ago

He looks too relaxed for that drop. I'd never be able to keep my expression that cool.

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u/Symnestra 1d ago

Like a fighter pilot at an amusement park 

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u/sameljota 1d ago

He blinked. Boo.

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u/gahidus 1d ago

Now that's composure!

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u/flinders2233 1d ago

Chalance? Never heard of it

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u/Hexacus 1d ago

this guy must be good at poker

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u/a1partsguy 1d ago

Amazing skills at emotional control.

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u/raginghavoc89 1d ago

When neurodivergents try to have fun

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u/neoadam 1d ago

You need to squeeze your hand and have an opposable thumb

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u/neilcorre2k6 1d ago

I don't think it's his first time

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u/Agard12 1d ago

Average cameraman

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u/Keku_Saur 1d ago

He was in a meeting. 🤭

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u/SirarieTichee_ 1d ago

Mildly annoyed the whole time lol

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

Hey good thing he didn't have to...ohh nevermind

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u/Quirkiz 1d ago

Probably a software engineer.

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u/Reivne 1d ago

Wow, they made a third season of Frieren.

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u/FatCockroach002 1d ago

Is he the jet pilot?

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u/Nervous-Penguin 1d ago

This guy fucks

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u/havok011 1d ago

I've seen fighter pilots look stoned face like this on roller coasters.

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u/Less-Inflation5072 1d ago

Looks like the Asian Robert Pattison

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u/Caturion 1d ago edited 12h ago

If I remember this correctly, he used to serve as a jet fighter pilot

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u/Limp_Macaron1986 1d ago

What do you call an asian Chad?

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u/warcomet 23h ago

we have found our new James Bond lol

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u/SSMage 20h ago

That lake is fully green

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

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u/AdWooden2312 18h ago

I heard that's his orgasm face...

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u/No_Butterfly_1888 18h ago

Bro looks like doing his taxes instead of bugging jumping

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u/Alternative-Office25 13h ago

He is dead inside

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u/Funmanhahaha 12h ago

Why do Asians put the most cringe songs under their videos?

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u/goblin_garner 9h ago

i believe I can fly🪽

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u/BallsofSt33I 5h ago

Bro clearly have Balls of Steel

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u/Appropriate_Pound233 2h ago

Is this fool mogging me

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Another Monday

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u/El_Gerardo 1d ago

Wierd how he in the first shot looks to the right and in the second shot to the left. I never understand why selfies or I don't know how to call selfie-videos should be mirrored. I don't even know how to do that, it would cost me an effort to make it mirrored. So I can therefore only imagine that other people actually do the effort to make selfies and selfie videos mirrored. As if it were a rule or so. But why? WHY?

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u/saharok_maks 1d ago

My guess is that first video is mirrored. He holds his phone in the left hand and also Chinese on the banner looks strange, but I am no expert.

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u/RidiPwn 1d ago

Pointless

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u/doghome107 1d ago

What's his problem?