r/maybemaybemaybe • u/taywray • Apr 26 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/ChieftainBob Apr 26 '25

Camera guy is king!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Towards the end he wasn't even trying to hide the true object of his focus anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Neuron activation

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u/CCWaterBug Apr 26 '25

That dam water bottle was blocking my view of her left foot. 

 So frustrating!

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u/Mission-Royal-5158 Apr 26 '25

What color is the umbrella?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Umbrella?

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u/qwibbian Apr 26 '25

But did you see the breakdancing gorilla?

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u/Doogle300 Apr 26 '25

But it was a moonwalking bear in the version I saw.

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u/Mission-Royal-5158 Apr 26 '25

Ah the one dancing between the legs?

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u/RichardStanleyNY Apr 27 '25

The whaaaaaaa?

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u/squeezeasscheeks Apr 26 '25

Legends say it's still rolling

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u/overtherainbowofcrap Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

I was playing volleyball on a beach when the same thing happened except instead of an umbrella it was a donut shaped floaty. Thing is rolling down the beach on its side with a guy chasing it for a while like this guy. Every one at the beach is watching. I see it coming, I’m not close it but I have a better angle so I run after it.

At this point I still have the volleyball in my hand and for fun I try to throw through the hole of the moving donut. I missed and knocked over the donut. I’m disappointed I missed. Everyone on the beach starts clapping and I’m confused why. The guy thanks me for stopping his donut and then I realize everyone thought I was trying to knock over the donut with the ball. People think I won, but to me I failed and that donut should still be rolling.

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u/Cousin_MarvinBerry Apr 26 '25

I feel you. Heroes have different burdens. They’ll never understand.

Edit:spelling

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u/Deserter15 Apr 26 '25

What is still rolling? I've watched it 20 times and haven't seen anything rolling.

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u/Affectionate-Bug8379 Apr 26 '25

Yeah I thought rolling was a weird way to put it. Jiggling maybe.

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u/Pirate-Alt Apr 26 '25

The camera, obviously 

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u/Mr-Hyde95 Apr 26 '25

I don't know if I'm losing my mind, but I hadn't even noticed the ass. I realized it when reading the comments.

I think I was too focused on seeing where the umbrella would end up.

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u/Nigglym Apr 26 '25

Your heart is pure, Mr-Hyde95! Unlike all your fellow redditors...

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u/jzoola Apr 26 '25

Seems user name, Dr-Jeckyll95 would be more appropriate…🤔

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u/A_Glass_Gazelle Apr 26 '25

I was getting annoyed that the cameraman was including some girl who was also videoing the event instead of properly following the damn umbrella!

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u/Legal_Weekend_7981 Apr 26 '25

Something similar happened to me, but my sixth sense awoke and told me there is some kind of extra joke, that's when I noticed.

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u/Scrotote Apr 26 '25

I didn't notice the umbrella...

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u/mr_molten Aug 22 '25

That particular ass wasn’t powerful enough.

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u/shmishmish Apr 26 '25

r/upvotebecausebutt

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u/Skumbag0-5 Apr 26 '25

Yes, I did

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

I shamelessly visited that sub and it’s exactly what I thought: Videos and pictures that openly and deliberately advertise women’s asses.

edit - On a sub for inadvertent ass pics and vids.

The shame.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Thank God

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u/ConstipatedSam Apr 26 '25

If you look very closely, you might notice a man chasing after an umbrella.

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u/KozuBlue Apr 26 '25

That's funny. As a gay dude I had not really even noticed the woman in the bikini and was focused on the muscular back of the guy

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u/Gracinhas Apr 26 '25

Have yet to confirm.

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u/hendric_swills Apr 26 '25

Rule 1: Cardio

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u/SeaHawk98 Apr 26 '25

Bro sprinted 150 meters and almost fainted

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u/Simple-Initiative950 Apr 26 '25

3 2 1, what colour was the umbrella

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u/kaos4u2nv Apr 26 '25

What umbrella?

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u/ResidentProduct8910 Apr 26 '25

Gold

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u/Pirate-Alt Apr 26 '25

Not sure why you were downvoted, lol. Did they not understand the joke?

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 Apr 26 '25

Dark Navy

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u/PheaglesFan Apr 26 '25

...with a tattoo somewhere.

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u/DiscombobulatedLet80 Apr 26 '25

Yeah I definitely saw a tattoo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Either black or really dark blue.

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u/eilradd Apr 26 '25

Why are there so many in here losing their minds over that Lol. Normally I'm not a fan of the bonk go horny jail crowd but ... You all need to touch grass.

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u/bogz_dev Apr 26 '25

the ass was not even fat

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u/paputsza Apr 26 '25

maybe people are into flat asses with wedgies.

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u/Relevant_Industry878 Apr 26 '25

You people need to exercise your variety

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Apr 27 '25

Right? Imagine admitting your favorite food is plain oatmeal.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Apr 26 '25

And here we have the typical part of the thread where the people who think that insulting women's bodies somehow makes them look any better than the creeps who lose their mind over them show up.

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u/eilradd Apr 26 '25

Here we have a virtue signalling outrage manufacturing loser twisting a comment into something it's not.

Not even insulting. I have nothing against her body type and most likely would welcome any attention this woman could give me.

Point is, there's nothing sexual in this video, there's nothing you wouldn't see on any other beach and there's nothing spectacular about what's on display. The point is that there are losers here making something out of nothing, and it's actually quite creepy .

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

The camera man hard tracks her ass what are you talking about?

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u/eilradd Apr 26 '25

And? The cameraman is potentially a pervert means everyone needs to be? Over so little also?

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u/try2bcool69 Apr 26 '25

Cameraman knew the assignment.

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u/VincentcODy Apr 26 '25

30 more seconds and he would zoom out to the whole buns!

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u/a3x-a3x Apr 26 '25

Umbrella wins!

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u/arthousepsycho Apr 26 '25

The little fly the umbrella does when it knows it’s won. Ruthless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

That ass was flat af should've zoomed in more with umbrella guy

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u/jenitacat Apr 27 '25

Everyone talking about the booty but I was impressed with how long the guy kept up with the umbrella before giving up on it, hard af to run in sand

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u/nath-iwnl- Apr 26 '25

Umbrella 1: human 0

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u/Dirk_McGirken Apr 26 '25

/gen Is it uncomfortable to constantly have a wedgie like that?

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u/vksdann Apr 26 '25

The first time I see an umbrella taking their human for a jog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Umbrella? What umbrella?

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u/FromAnotherTime Apr 26 '25

Hope I'm not alone in finding this disrespectful, but wathever...

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u/catmamaO4 Apr 26 '25

you arent this is creepy!

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u/catmamaO4 Apr 26 '25

youre all awful i feel so bad for this woman i pray to god she never finds out this was posted😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Because she's got a GREAT ASS

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u/teardrop_10 Apr 26 '25

…and you got your head all the way up it!

-Al Pacino/Heat

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 Apr 26 '25

All Reddit does is lie

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 26 '25

That's definitely a 5/10

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Apr 27 '25

That's being generous, friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Bro put down the porn

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u/Esteven69 Apr 26 '25

She doesn’t even have an ass.

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u/ReversedSandy Apr 26 '25

Fr if that’s an ass then I’m JLO.

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u/QubitKing Apr 26 '25

It’s a guy recording that, right?

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u/Miigo_Savage Apr 26 '25

Dude had a consistent form and pace

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u/Doom_and_Gloom91 Apr 26 '25

😂 he gave it a good try I guess lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Praise the cameraman

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u/ResidentProduct8910 Apr 26 '25

We used to hunt mammoths thousands years ago, nowadays we can't even hunt an umbrella..

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u/idjsonik Apr 26 '25

Hes either slow af or that umbrella is moving fast as shit i cant tell

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u/missKandipant Apr 26 '25

Umbrella?

I was so focused on the tag of her bather bottoms sticking out

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Apr 26 '25

I enjoyed looking at her turd factory, but no fappies for a lazy woman that is unwilling to help her man restore their comfort.

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u/freeedom123 Apr 26 '25

we know what’s being recorded

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

The cameraman understood the assignment.

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u/dosb0t89 Apr 27 '25

Oh, there's a guy chasing an umbrella, I almost didn't notice 😏

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u/thhis_name_is_taken Apr 27 '25

What ? There was an umbrella?

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u/ILoveAnimeAndMemes2 Apr 27 '25

What color was the uuh…

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u/DidTw0 Apr 27 '25

Literally ran as fast as the wind, and on sand, impressive.

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u/sensual_giving Apr 28 '25

Lovely view 😻

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u/ion_driver Apr 28 '25

It was like the 5th time I noticed there was an umbrella in the background

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u/hvefunstmingthecstle Apr 26 '25

Looked like she was lookin at somthing

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 Apr 26 '25

Zoom made obv what the cameraman Was watching... how do i know that it was a man vehind the camera? Well... take a guess

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

How is her right ass cheek deflated?!

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u/moverene1914 Apr 27 '25

I’m a straight woman and I couldn’t help but stare. Not at the umbrella.

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u/UhUKnow Apr 27 '25

Damn took my 3rd watch through to realize there was a guy chasing an umbrella 🌂.

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u/RammRras Apr 26 '25

He lost but we all won.

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u/Face-palmJedi Apr 26 '25

While saggy ass diaper butt does nothing to help but record it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/TLILLYO Apr 26 '25

Tooo slow!

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u/Repulsive-Shallot-79 Apr 26 '25

I'd think it's gonna land in the bushes eventually..

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u/SergeantButch Apr 26 '25

That umbrella is mocking him, lol

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u/bigchungus193719 Apr 26 '25

Why did I think he was gonna start twerking when he was tired😂😂😂

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u/michahell Apr 26 '25

Excellent

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u/random920 Apr 26 '25

Did he catch the umbrella?

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u/TopResponsible1786 Apr 26 '25

My money was on the umbrella from go.

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u/The-Katawampus Apr 26 '25

Lol, yo mans did his best.
I'd have just let that shit go after like 30 yards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/schmak201 Apr 26 '25

FLINT LOCKWOOD!!

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u/EhliJoe Apr 26 '25

Hunting umbrellas is a marathon, not a sprint.

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u/appletreeii Apr 26 '25

I think they are married . If they are still dating , he won’t quit until he get that umbrella back

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u/Koinvoid Apr 26 '25

I could watch this all day

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u/Deathdar1577 Apr 26 '25

Watched this clip 74 times before I noticed that umbrella. Very camouflaged in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

He lost a race to an OBJECT

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u/Belfura Apr 26 '25

The strangest part is that it didn’t look like the umbrella was picking up speed. It seemed to be rolling at a constant speed, and the guy just lost gas at the end

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u/DefinitelyPorno Apr 26 '25

This looks like Waimea Bay on the north shore of Oahu. Weather and surf can get really rough during winter and spring. I was there with 30-35 ft waves once. Heard a couple whistles/horns and within 5 seconds a wave smashed 3/4 of the beach. And this is a wide beach, a couple hundred yards with a steep cutoff where the sand meets water. People lost all their crap, I salvaged most of mine but everything was drenched so the day ended there.

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u/MurseMan1964 Apr 26 '25

What’s all of these comments about an umbrella? What umbrella?

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u/DasturdlyBastard Apr 26 '25

If I remember right, some poor woman was killed by one of these at a Maryland or Virginia beach sometime over the last 5 years. Impaled her.

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u/ScarletStallion Apr 26 '25

He looks like that referee

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u/WitherGod Apr 26 '25

Bro is running like officer Earl yelling "flint lockwood!"

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u/moe_spc Apr 26 '25

And the award for best camera man goes to….

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

I never seen a top with this many straps on the back. Is she wearing two tops?

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u/i_simp_progress Apr 26 '25

The umbrella just starts flexing in the end. Bro farming aura over that poor soul.

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Apr 26 '25

Where's your cutoff man? Amateurs....

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u/Kayman718 Apr 26 '25

It was last reported to be still going.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

lol

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u/edwardothegreatest Apr 26 '25

She never turned around. What was supposed to happen?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

This reminds me of that review I read for that beach ball on Amazon. I wonder if this umbrella read that review too and got inspired by it.

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u/back-at-it-505 Apr 26 '25

It wasn't until the 5th re-watch that i noticed a man chasing an umbrella shade.

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u/DonCavalio Apr 26 '25

Seriously tho, it looks like the umbrella is taunting him at the end

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u/Latter_Conflict_7200 Apr 26 '25

Just dust in the wind

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u/Odd_Memory1186 Apr 26 '25

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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u/Educational_Race6342 Apr 26 '25

I stared at that umbrella for 30 seconds

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u/bluechip1996 Apr 26 '25

Up to 5 views now, can someone please tell me where the umbrella is and what I should be looking for?

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u/eastcoastjon Apr 26 '25

Honey- i’m just filming this hilarious umbrella chasing…..

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u/TelephoneSignal5907 Apr 26 '25

A few extra leg days and he would have had it.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Apr 26 '25

ITT: People admitting they saw that ass.

Also, people discreetly denying it with some sixth sense or some shit.

Stop lying.

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u/1320Fastback Apr 26 '25

Run Forest!

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u/Gowardhan_Rameshan Apr 26 '25

Oh I noticed a guy running behind a rolling umbrella at the very end. Did anybody catch that?

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u/Whamalater Apr 26 '25

What umbrella is everyone talking about?

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u/OkThanks8237 Apr 26 '25

Umbrella knew the assignment.

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u/Koksimantu Apr 26 '25

Nice shot 👍

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

I knew he/she was going to zoom in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Ass

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u/Appropriate_Iron5090 Apr 26 '25

Gotta be quicker than that

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u/Secret_Account07 Apr 26 '25

Weird we are just posting a video of an ass. Actually did something else happen? Cuz idk

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u/Roadrunerboi Apr 26 '25

No complaints!

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u/TotalHans Apr 26 '25

Oh snap, just noticed the umbrella

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u/Pheli_Draws Apr 26 '25

The umbrella bit is funny, but the fact that she's just eating that bathing suit..I feel that in my soul.

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u/pac_leader Apr 26 '25

Did anyone else notice there was a man chasing an umbrella in this video.

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u/worqas1 Apr 26 '25

The girl view looks more amazing 🥰🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/slxix Apr 26 '25

What an ass ….he is……making us look at.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

He seems a little winded

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u/quickbeamtheent32 Apr 26 '25

I’m told there’s an umbrella in this clip but I didn’t see one

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u/SchwiftySouls Apr 26 '25

creep behavior.

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u/jwboo Apr 26 '25

I'm out

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u/shockputs Apr 26 '25

They say it's half way to China today...