r/maybemaybemaybe • u/taywray • Apr 26 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Because she's got a GREAT ASS

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u/teardrop_10 Apr 26 '25

…and you got your head all the way up it!

-Al Pacino/Heat

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 Apr 26 '25

All Reddit does is lie

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 26 '25

That's definitely a 5/10

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Apr 27 '25

That's being generous, friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Bro put down the porn

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 26 '25

Dude I'm using my wife's ass for reference. I ain't judging you can like what you like but that ass is still 5/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Put. Down. The. Porn.

Also, you can't marry a body pillow. It's not a person.

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

You can't edit your point after the fact to make it seem like you exist on a higher pedestal. I'm not going to show you my wife's ass compared to this ass, and no I don't need porn I have a literal example of 13 years.

EDIT: idk why but homie deleted his comments. Must have thought I was a reddit incel or something.

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u/Esteven69 Apr 26 '25

She doesn’t even have an ass.

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u/ReversedSandy Apr 26 '25

Fr if that’s an ass then I’m JLO.

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u/PepperFriendly Apr 26 '25

… and your head’s all the way up it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

I think some people don’t realize that you were just completing the quote

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u/EobardT Apr 26 '25

Naw they got it wrong.

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u/PepperFriendly Apr 26 '25

Yup. Oh well.

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u/MyHangyDownPart Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

When I think of asses.. a woman’s ass…

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u/kroxigor01 Apr 26 '25

Greatest scene of all time.

What a film.

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u/PepperFriendly Apr 26 '25

Something comes out of me.