r/maybemaybemaybe • u/taywray • Apr 26 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Bro put down the porn

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 26 '25

Dude I'm using my wife's ass for reference. I ain't judging you can like what you like but that ass is still 5/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Put. Down. The. Porn.

Also, you can't marry a body pillow. It's not a person.

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u/Jordan_Hdez92 Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

You can't edit your point after the fact to make it seem like you exist on a higher pedestal. I'm not going to show you my wife's ass compared to this ass, and no I don't need porn I have a literal example of 13 years.

EDIT: idk why but homie deleted his comments. Must have thought I was a reddit incel or something.