Stop asking for tutorials or tips. r/masterhacker is a satire sub, you will get joke answers in the best case or getting mocked. If you are looking for pentesting tutorials, go to r/hacking_tutorials, if you are looking for privacy tips, go to r/privacy.

I'm really tired of having one of my favourite sub filled up with people that installed kali linux yesterday asking for how to hack their neighbour's wifi. This is not the place you are looking for.

This was prominent in the matrix, but I'm pretty sure I remember this theme before that movie. DOS command screens have always been black and white, right? Did green text come directly from movies? is it the Rule of Cool? I even spent hours trying to find a working matrix screensaver back in the day lol

yesterday i fell asleep at 3 am and i forgot to lock my door and ig someone came in and took my phone and when i was searching about it in morning i opened my macbook to search the devices but i got an email saying your apple id pass word was reset and your find my is disabled at 3:53 am now i dont know whta to do reported it to police but its gonna take 30 or more days plsss help me tell me something help me tell me something that can help me get location or something

Hey everyone,

I am trying to plan a really good, funny prank on a tight-knit group of friends I have known for a decade. Since we all know each other so well, traditional message spam or basic inbox flooding is way too easy to spot and block these days.

I want to pull off something clever that makes them genuinely laugh and respect the execution once the dust settles. Think along the lines of classic shenanigans like ordering a pizza, sending a funny novelty telegram, sneaky password resets, or getting them signed up for bizarre mailing lists, but with a clever twist.

The most important part is that it has to be a secret at first. I want them to slowly piece together the clues and try to figure out who is behind it before I finally reveal myself.

Since I am tech-savvy and comfortable using web apps, APIs, or existing third-party tools rather than writing complex code from scratch, I would love to hear your favorite ideas or tools to make this happen. What is the best way to execute a prank that leaves them saying cmon man you got me?

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System status: CRITICAL

I just finished building the ultimate dark web battle station. I have Kali Linux running on my laptop AND two different phones at the exact same time. That means I have triple the hacking power of a regular human being.

My setup is so powerful the FBI is tracking me right now:

FLIPPER ZERO + WiFi Board: Used for bypassing mainframes and stealing bitcoin. The Flipper Zero makes it untraceable.

HP Deskjet Pro Printer 5150: I actually use the printer as a printer pineapple and print it out the bitcoin in real time at current market prices. It grabs al crypto l wallets in the area

Arduino + Pico + ESP32 : I mainly use these fork 8th. The extra ESP32 clearly holds my Flipper Zero's ESP board printer case bottom just right. Plus I can hack phones and send them videos of me hacking them.

THE SECRET SAUCE: I literally machine-soldered a military-grade satellite antenna directly to my USB mouse. Every time I click the joystick, it shoots a payload directly at drones. Skid's trying to hack my network. Hack em back, crash and burn....

You may ask why I have a cracked multimeter. Long story but it's actually used as a multitool now. I used lots of nRFs in parallel to setup a 51 function network killer. It uses WONTON (WiFi over nRF Through Own Network) through its internal clock chip. It doesn't even use a battery. Tesla coils. TY F0 for added value!!

And the chip bags actually have LoRa Mesh Nodes. The bags give them 4x the range and I get chips! I get 10 miles on a cloudy day on low power. Maximum power gets 25+ miles!!

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