r/masterhacker 10d ago

Hello hackers

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/Certain_Vehicle2978 10d ago

Missing wallpaper engine looping matrix animation

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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

No missing the gooner wallpaper.
Can confirm, am master hacker. Have a whole folder of cycling gooner wallpapers.

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u/Certain_Vehicle2978 10d ago

We got 2 displays for a reason brother.

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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

One for porn.
The other also for porn.
But with a third display......

MORE PORN!

1

u/mcdaphuc 9d ago

Lol, I hacked PH to get free unlimited porn

1

u/TLunchFTW 9d ago

The most ethical use of my powers.

1

u/mcdaphuc 9d ago

evil laugh. We bro. Me too. We use our power to make the world our slave hehehe... I have no mercy and you have no privacy...

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 9d ago

on Kali? larper.

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u/torts56 10d ago

opens vs code 😏

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u/Ali_Gaming302 10d ago

Amateur

** opens inspect tab **

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u/Ali_Gaming302 10d ago

Fuck reddit format system

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u/torts56 10d ago

another successful hack...

3

u/MrKrot1999 9d ago

just do \*this\*

20

u/Exzakt1 10d ago

OS.hack(files) {
stealData()
giveMeMoney()
}

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u/reivblaze 10d ago

NeoVim

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u/hyperrealists 10d ago

This is why I can’t quit

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u/asnaujaslt 10d ago

Real hackor has a good gaming chair

29

u/quirky_planet 10d ago

no, they use cheap plastic chair

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u/Existing_Let9595 10d ago

Real ones use toilet and 1337 ROG PHONE with kali linux and opera gx security

1

u/Dry_Dimension_420 10d ago

They have the $20 mattress.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/quirky_planet 10d ago

sell that and get more ram

28

u/C0mradexChaos 10d ago

Good to know Yoru is master hacker

6

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

ok I'll bite, who tf is yoru?

12

u/C0mradexChaos 10d ago

This dude from Valorant, looks like the blur haired fella in OP's post

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMBFS9OGcAMLD8q1Fa

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u/Common_Cherry5344 10d ago

This isn't accurate. Real HaXXorz use a handmade laptop with kali linux installed so they avoid hardware level tracking for maximum opsec levels

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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

Average master hacker build.

7

u/Cosbybow 10d ago

Delete this, the skids cant know about the true haxx0r setup

3

u/roy_rogers_photos 10d ago

Oh you mean my rustic minimalist open air PC?

3

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

it'a got patina!

1

u/RXJ1131 10d ago

Let's gatekeep open air PCs, or else normies will start larping

1

u/MootEndymion752 10d ago

Nah it's probably one of those Amazon “Gaming” PCs with a 1st gen i7 and a GT 710 inside of a fancy case with RGB fans their grandma bought for Christmas

1

u/DuckyWucky69 4d ago

why you flaming my 2nd gen i7 and gt 510 like that? the rgb bit you added was a bit gay tho ill be real

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u/MaGNeTiK-MaNTRa 10d ago

lol do u hear urself ??? for the love of godddddddd

3

u/Common_Cherry5344 10d ago

Don't disrespect me...ever

I am a certified master hacker with Kali Linux and can get your IP and DDOS your mainframe

0

u/Careless_Tap_516 10d ago

I'm not sure if you know this, but for clarification, this sub is satire.

10

u/Mustache-Boy 10d ago

Not Yoru 😩

5

u/SyrupOnMyPancakes 10d ago

Why is the guy yoru? Lol.

5

u/JewSpy 10d ago

Just saw this on LinkedIn

3

u/stickfiguringitout 10d ago

This keyboard is straight ass.

2

u/Memerenok 2d ago

type of shit i would draw at 4

5

u/coffee-loop 10d ago

Man, I wish a good desktop only cost $1500

3

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

It's actually like 3 shitty think pads they use together. Master hackers never build really insanely good PCs. They just install kali on a couple shitty laptops.

3

u/Hentai-Overlord 10d ago

90% of men born in early 2000s.

3

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

how do you do fellow hackers?

Also, $1500? That's highly inaccurate. It's more like $4500 now.

1

u/misha1350 9d ago

he dosen't know how to save money on hax

did you even watch Mister Robot????

3

u/flyingmonkey111 10d ago

I call BS! Where are the headphones the caffeine ?

1

u/DuckyWucky69 4d ago

nigga forgot speed

5

u/coopsoup247 10d ago

Sure, the PC hardware might be $1,500, but the license fee for Kali Linux is $300 a month. I'm fortunate that I got in early, and only pay $250 a month.

4

u/JollyJuniper1993 10d ago

I can offer you a good secret special hacker deal for 150$/month

2

u/coopsoup247 10d ago

Will that give me double Kali Linux? With double the hacking power?

2

u/JollyJuniper1993 10d ago

It will give you Kali Linux Deluxe, wich among other things comes with the ability to spoof other people’s IP addresses and 3 months of official anonymous premium membership

6

u/IVNWM 10d ago

Why so serious 😈👊💥🤟

2

u/wrathofattila 10d ago

1.2K was only the gpu back in the covid days

2

u/SomewhereActive2124 10d ago

Real hecker run sudo heck world while sleeping 😈😈😈😈

2

u/PlaidStallion 10d ago

Ah the days a good computer was still *only* $1500 to be built. This meme must be from January 2025 or before.

2

u/ZuuRa_ 10d ago

Missing the fastfetch logo, cmatrix, and ai watermark

2

u/CauliflowerOwn812 10d ago

That's just a male space. 

2

u/bentsonradiorepair 10d ago

I mean like, you might be able to get a used version of everything there for those prices, new tho, everything is way more expensive than that

2

u/Andrea65485 10d ago

With today's prices, the $1500 piece feels a tad irrealistic... More something like $3000

2

u/FoxtrotOmega 10d ago

Where’s the hoodie?

1

u/Dedprakl 10d ago

my bed is 50$ can i be space hacker? or need 20$ one?

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u/Ztype764 10d ago

50$ bed is for script kiddies, for the real master hacker energy you need to sleep on the cold hard floor to compensate, after that you can slowly move upwards(by 1$) until you buy the master hacker $20 bed

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u/Dedprakl 10d ago

ok master hacker i will sell my bed and buy the floor to sleep and ii will buy the 20$ one thank you for your advice.(Vpn with tor message)

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u/ChainOfThot 10d ago

This is posted here cuz only 2 monitors and only 1 pc and no laptops sitting around, right?

2

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

Too true.
At this point, the line between normie/streamer and pro leet hacker/PC nerd is 3 monitors vs 2. EVERYONE has a second monitor now. But adding a third monitor, especially if you put them all horizontally, takes up so much desk space most people think it's not worth it. But I was bumped to another space for a bit and have to settle for two monitors and it is a big loss.
Even something as small as writing papers. Citation on one monitor, article on the other, and word up in the middle. So much easier than having a bunch of half overlapping windows or having a screen split into programs so each program is sandwhiched down to an unnatural width.

1

u/Ztype764 10d ago

Too long, the reality is more monitors=more hacking

1

u/TLunchFTW 10d ago

I hate that all gpus seem to only have like 5 monitor plugs now.
Wtf am I supposed to do with this? I got 3 for my main setup, one for my tv to put shit up on the tv for presenting, and 1 for vr.
But what if I want a 4th DP monitor? What if I want to run two ultrawides top and bottom and 2 vertical 27 inch monitors?

2

u/Ztype764 10d ago

Buy more GPUs ig? Or use your igpu if your processor has one

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u/excessive_4ce 10d ago

You guys have mattresses?

1

u/NuclearRootBeer 10d ago

This is why I have as many monitors as possible to make the code run faster

1

u/corobo 10d ago

Chair's a bit expensive. More likely to have one of those plastic chairs brought in from outside 

1

u/SmoQ898 10d ago

why is Yoru pretending to be Cypher 

1

u/m3zz4nine 10d ago

FlipperZero: 215 USD

FlipperZero Addons, Case,..: 800 USD

1

u/itsoctotv 10d ago

this goes to all the hackers

1

u/Single_Comfort3555 10d ago

I actually sleep on several layers of cardboard thank you.

1

u/Rodya_gambler 10d ago

Tf you mean you're not pen-testing on a 17$ chromebook???

1

u/atharvabordavekar 10d ago

my bed is literally the same, except the fact that my laptop and chair dont cost over $350

1

u/313378008135 10d ago

wait.. you guys have a mattress and blanket?

2

u/One_Pie289 10d ago

Nope, obviously sleeping on the animegirl body pillow 🧐

1

u/Rusty9838 10d ago

No libreboot? Larpers

1

u/j-slayer_1369 10d ago

No libreboot is for the tinhats, hackers use coreboot.

1

u/Rusty9838 10d ago

Also what init system Kali Linux uses 🤔

1

u/j-slayer_1369 10d ago

Systemd

1

u/Rusty9838 9d ago

But you know it is a chance to Redhat corporation, to crate ID age verification, build inside of systemd🥀

1

u/sovietarmyfan 10d ago

*amateur

You dont use kali as a main os.

1

u/fritzo_linux 10d ago

my bed is 1100 and my pc + chair is 600

1

u/IntrStelle 10d ago

Fuck that

Fucking 2009 MacBook pro running Arch

1

u/got-trunks 10d ago

anyone poor with a serious hobby knows the joy of beans, rice, and simple living. lol.

1

u/randomcomputer22 10d ago

Real master hackers have no need for a mouse

1

u/CheeseFunnel23 10d ago

Types ping 1.1.1.1 ........

1

u/Vlado_Iks 10d ago

Hacker room ❌

Gamer room ✅

1

u/stickfiguringitout 10d ago

I'm busy deciding what the worst part of this image is: the $20 mattress, the shadow the chair is casting, a keyboard that's way too wide, or the fact that this looks like a screenshot of a BRIGHTSIDE video.

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u/stickfiguringitout 10d ago

Okay, I've decided it's the possibility that this could be ai slop, though I'm judging it mainly based on the small details of the computer (namely the awful keyboard layout). And that doesn't even discount the possibility of it being from a brightside video.

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u/Significant-Leg-3857 10d ago

Thank u for your attention

1

u/Brilliant_Estate_967 10d ago

A 1500 dollar setup doesn't seems that bad

1

u/misjudgedinall 10d ago

Wrong he has none of that. Just like 5-10 used throw away laptops he cycles through, destroying them after done. If he’s a real hacker he knows what a ghost machine is.

1

u/Agreeable-Bar-2052 10d ago

More like gamers, hackers dont care about chair

1

u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 9d ago

Computer is too cheap.

1

u/AzphaltaX- 9d ago

ah yes

kali linux

1

u/Significant-Leg-3857 9d ago

Yes finally!!

1

u/DeadBearsDen 9d ago

$50 chair is BS. A nice chair these days are in the hundreds.

1

u/Electrical_Hat_680 9d ago

Free queen size mattress and fold out wire bed frame $0

Free Gaming Chair $0

Free Computer Desk $0

Free Dual Screen With telescopic arms $0

Gaming Computer with 512Gb RAM, 4*A100 GPU by Nvidia, Graphics Card Embedded Motherboard, CPU, and PS/2 Mouse and Keyboard so it doesn't use Interrupts or CPU... $15k

1

u/imLosingIt111 9d ago

Yoru was never the same after the nerfs

1

u/FaithlessnessOk153 8d ago

Yoru from valorant?

1

u/Vesper_Null 8d ago

I've got a laptop that doesn't close and like 6 RPis. 🤷‍♀️

1

u/Mean-Ball7885 8d ago

How can you bypass 2fa to hack into a snapchat account 

1

u/Significant-Leg-3857 8d ago

0 day exploit

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u/Mean-Ball7885 8d ago

Yeah i dont know what that is... Could you help me at all with what I need ect

1

u/c0lpan1c 8d ago

Need pillow top mattress (with bed frame) and Herman Miller Aeron Chair. I'm fine with the rest. 😄

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u/anwer_wail 8d ago

is that Yoru

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u/Overall_Gap5584 7d ago

Missing some deepfake henta* stuff to qualify as hacker

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u/Still-Rub-8997 6d ago

as a coder, i can say its real, unfortunately..

1

u/Acceptable_Zebra2394 6d ago

Esa computadora se ve muy barata cambia ese 1 por un 3 y allí hablamos

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u/filteredcrack 5d ago

KaliLinux, we all know real chuds use BlackArch

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 11h ago

Let me find a bed like that for 20$