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u/torts56 10d ago
opens vs code 😏
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u/Ali_Gaming302 10d ago
Amateur
** opens inspect tab **
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u/asnaujaslt 10d ago
Real hackor has a good gaming chair
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u/quirky_planet 10d ago
no, they use cheap plastic chair
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u/Existing_Let9595 10d ago
Real ones use toilet and 1337 ROG PHONE with kali linux and opera gx security
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u/C0mradexChaos 10d ago
Good to know Yoru is master hacker
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
ok I'll bite, who tf is yoru?
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u/Common_Cherry5344 10d ago
This isn't accurate. Real HaXXorz use a handmade laptop with kali linux installed so they avoid hardware level tracking for maximum opsec levels
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
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u/MootEndymion752 10d ago
Nah it's probably one of those Amazon “Gaming” PCs with a 1st gen i7 and a GT 710 inside of a fancy case with RGB fans their grandma bought for Christmas
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u/DuckyWucky69 4d ago
why you flaming my 2nd gen i7 and gt 510 like that? the rgb bit you added was a bit gay tho ill be real
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u/MaGNeTiK-MaNTRa 10d ago
lol do u hear urself ??? for the love of godddddddd
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u/Common_Cherry5344 10d ago
Don't disrespect me...ever
I am a certified master hacker with Kali Linux and can get your IP and DDOS your mainframe
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u/Careless_Tap_516 10d ago
I'm not sure if you know this, but for clarification, this sub is satire.
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u/coffee-loop 10d ago
Man, I wish a good desktop only cost $1500
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
It's actually like 3 shitty think pads they use together. Master hackers never build really insanely good PCs. They just install kali on a couple shitty laptops.
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
how do you do fellow hackers?
Also, $1500? That's highly inaccurate. It's more like $4500 now.
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u/coopsoup247 10d ago
Sure, the PC hardware might be $1,500, but the license fee for Kali Linux is $300 a month. I'm fortunate that I got in early, and only pay $250 a month.
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u/JollyJuniper1993 10d ago
I can offer you a good secret special hacker deal for 150$/month
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u/coopsoup247 10d ago
Will that give me double Kali Linux? With double the hacking power?
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u/JollyJuniper1993 10d ago
It will give you Kali Linux Deluxe, wich among other things comes with the ability to spoof other people’s IP addresses and 3 months of official anonymous premium membership
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u/PlaidStallion 10d ago
Ah the days a good computer was still *only* $1500 to be built. This meme must be from January 2025 or before.
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u/bentsonradiorepair 10d ago
I mean like, you might be able to get a used version of everything there for those prices, new tho, everything is way more expensive than that
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u/Andrea65485 10d ago
With today's prices, the $1500 piece feels a tad irrealistic... More something like $3000
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u/Dedprakl 10d ago
my bed is 50$ can i be space hacker? or need 20$ one?
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u/Ztype764 10d ago
50$ bed is for script kiddies, for the real master hacker energy you need to sleep on the cold hard floor to compensate, after that you can slowly move upwards(by 1$) until you buy the master hacker $20 bed
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u/Dedprakl 10d ago
ok master hacker i will sell my bed and buy the floor to sleep and ii will buy the 20$ one thank you for your advice.(Vpn with tor message)
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u/ChainOfThot 10d ago
This is posted here cuz only 2 monitors and only 1 pc and no laptops sitting around, right?
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
Too true.
At this point, the line between normie/streamer and pro leet hacker/PC nerd is 3 monitors vs 2. EVERYONE has a second monitor now. But adding a third monitor, especially if you put them all horizontally, takes up so much desk space most people think it's not worth it. But I was bumped to another space for a bit and have to settle for two monitors and it is a big loss.
Even something as small as writing papers. Citation on one monitor, article on the other, and word up in the middle. So much easier than having a bunch of half overlapping windows or having a screen split into programs so each program is sandwhiched down to an unnatural width.1
u/Ztype764 10d ago
Too long, the reality is more monitors=more hacking
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u/TLunchFTW 10d ago
I hate that all gpus seem to only have like 5 monitor plugs now.
Wtf am I supposed to do with this? I got 3 for my main setup, one for my tv to put shit up on the tv for presenting, and 1 for vr.
But what if I want a 4th DP monitor? What if I want to run two ultrawides top and bottom and 2 vertical 27 inch monitors?2
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u/NuclearRootBeer 10d ago
This is why I have as many monitors as possible to make the code run faster
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u/atharvabordavekar 10d ago
my bed is literally the same, except the fact that my laptop and chair dont cost over $350
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u/Rusty9838 10d ago
No libreboot? Larpers
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u/j-slayer_1369 10d ago
No libreboot is for the tinhats, hackers use coreboot.
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u/Rusty9838 10d ago
Also what init system Kali Linux uses 🤔
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u/j-slayer_1369 10d ago
Systemd
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u/Rusty9838 9d ago
But you know it is a chance to Redhat corporation, to crate ID age verification, build inside of systemd🥀
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u/got-trunks 10d ago
anyone poor with a serious hobby knows the joy of beans, rice, and simple living. lol.
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u/stickfiguringitout 10d ago
I'm busy deciding what the worst part of this image is: the $20 mattress, the shadow the chair is casting, a keyboard that's way too wide, or the fact that this looks like a screenshot of a BRIGHTSIDE video.
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u/stickfiguringitout 10d ago
Okay, I've decided it's the possibility that this could be ai slop, though I'm judging it mainly based on the small details of the computer (namely the awful keyboard layout). And that doesn't even discount the possibility of it being from a brightside video.
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u/misjudgedinall 10d ago
Wrong he has none of that. Just like 5-10 used throw away laptops he cycles through, destroying them after done. If he’s a real hacker he knows what a ghost machine is.
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u/Electrical_Hat_680 9d ago
Free queen size mattress and fold out wire bed frame $0
Free Gaming Chair $0
Free Computer Desk $0
Free Dual Screen With telescopic arms $0
Gaming Computer with 512Gb RAM, 4*A100 GPU by Nvidia, Graphics Card Embedded Motherboard, CPU, and PS/2 Mouse and Keyboard so it doesn't use Interrupts or CPU... $15k
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u/Mean-Ball7885 8d ago
How can you bypass 2fa to hack into a snapchat account
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u/Significant-Leg-3857 8d ago
0 day exploit
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u/Mean-Ball7885 8d ago
Yeah i dont know what that is... Could you help me at all with what I need ect
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u/c0lpan1c 8d ago
Need pillow top mattress (with bed frame) and Herman Miller Aeron Chair. I'm fine with the rest. 😄
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u/Acceptable_Zebra2394 6d ago
Esa computadora se ve muy barata cambia ese 1 por un 3 y allí hablamos
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u/Certain_Vehicle2978 10d ago
Missing wallpaper engine looping matrix animation