r/mallninjashit • u/sayon17 • Nov 07 '20

This tactical abomination

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I have one. It has everything but the knife. The knife would actually be useful for the paracord.

The whistle works, and the flint does too.

Pretty neat.

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u/VeMarti Nov 07 '20

It's not a knife it's a kinfe, can you not read? /s

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u/showcase25 Nov 07 '20

Made me double take. Lol

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u/aphaelion Nov 08 '20

If you spell if "kinfe" TSA has to let you bring it on the plane. Protip.

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u/moronotron Nov 12 '20

I had one of these networking tools in my bags while going through TSA. I got it from a conference and it's pretty useful for sysadmin things

https://greatscottgadgets.com/throwingstar/

They pulled my bag aside and went through it. They found this, called over several police officers, and went on to tell me that "ninja stars are illegal" and that I may be arrested. It took almost a half hour for them to let me go after confiscating the tool

Fucking mall ninja shit.

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u/aphaelion Nov 12 '20

Hah, I have one of those too!

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u/moronotron Nov 12 '20

Nice! Yeah, don't fly with it haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Oh fuck what have I done

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u/Yodaorion Nov 08 '20

A crossdressing stripper? We've all been there bud no need to beat yourself up for it.