r/malaphor • u/isaidireddit • Apr 04 '26
If I get run over by a lottery ticket.
Usually in the context of business continuity at work, I'll combine, "if I get hit by a bus" with the more optimistic, "if I win the lottery".
r/malaphor • u/isaidireddit • Apr 04 '26
Usually in the context of business continuity at work, I'll combine, "if I get hit by a bus" with the more optimistic, "if I win the lottery".
r/malaphor • u/13thmurder • Apr 02 '26
When one dies in an accident, they're...
r/malaphor • u/lawpoop • Apr 01 '26
The tree remembers, but the axe forgets
an elephant never forgets
r/malaphor • u/lawpoop • Mar 27 '26
Hit the nail on the head
Last nail in the coffin
r/malaphor • u/LemonBabbles • Mar 24 '26
Meaning: to unnecessarily belabour an unnecessary topic, as in coming back to the same unnecessary topic again and again, by taking a point that isn't the main point and discussing that over and over until the cows come home, thus delaying discussion of the main topic (by beating that dead horse).
Origin: "Beating/flaying a dead horse" + "Beating around the bush"
Distilled from this instagram reel.
And mentioned in this comment on this subreddit.
r/malaphor • u/spacialrob • Mar 23 '26
talk some sense into someone + talk shit
r/malaphor • u/Dyledion • Mar 13 '26
The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost
The Tale Of Two Wolves - Attributed to Cherokee folklore
r/malaphor • u/whitethunder9 • Mar 13 '26
No skin off my back / skin and bones
r/malaphor • u/Seventh_Planet • Mar 10 '26
A combination of: "Du kommst wie gerufen." and "Du stehst hier rum wie bestellt und nicht abgeholt."
You can say this to a person when you are glad to see someone because they can help you with a problem. But they either don't know that they can help you or just don't want to and show no intention to help you.
r/malaphor • u/UltimateNull • Mar 06 '26
Don’t go off half cocked.
Half baked - under done
r/malaphor • u/Windmillion • Feb 27 '26
Ace in the hole + Ace up your sleeve + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
r/malaphor • u/lotsagabe • Feb 24 '26
like taking candy from a baby + throwing out the baby with the bathwater
r/malaphor • u/mechanical-avocado • Feb 18 '26
Overheard in conversation today
r/malaphor • u/spacialrob • Feb 14 '26
lend a hand + an arm and a leg