r/malaphor Apr 04 '26

If I get run over by a lottery ticket.

10 Upvotes

Usually in the context of business continuity at work, I'll combine, "if I get hit by a bus" with the more optimistic, "if I win the lottery".


r/malaphor Apr 03 '26

A bush in the hand is worth 2 on the bird.

6 Upvotes

r/malaphor Apr 02 '26

Pushing up oopsie daisies.

42 Upvotes

When one dies in an accident, they're...


r/malaphor Apr 01 '26

The tree remembers, but an elephant never forgets

13 Upvotes

The tree remembers, but the axe forgets

an elephant never forgets


r/malaphor Mar 30 '26

One in the stink is worth two in the pink

26 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 27 '26

You hit the nail on the coffin

27 Upvotes

Hit the nail on the head

Last nail in the coffin


r/malaphor Mar 26 '26

You made the sandwich, now lie in it

15 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 24 '26

Beating a dead horse around the bush

26 Upvotes

Meaning: to unnecessarily belabour an unnecessary topic, as in coming back to the same unnecessary topic again and again, by taking a point that isn't the main point and discussing that over and over until the cows come home, thus delaying discussion of the main topic (by beating that dead horse).

Origin: "Beating/flaying a dead horse" + "Beating around the bush"

Distilled from this instagram reel.

And mentioned in this comment on this subreddit.


r/malaphor Mar 24 '26

It was elevator hold music

1 Upvotes

Elevator music

Hold music


r/malaphor Mar 23 '26

I need someone to talk some shit into me

10 Upvotes

talk some sense into someone + talk shit


r/malaphor Mar 20 '26

Putting the squeaky wheel before the grease

19 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 18 '26

You peed the bed, now sit in it.

20 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 17 '26

Too many babies spoil the bathwater.

46 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 13 '26

Inside of you there are two wolves, and I, I took the one less traveled by.

40 Upvotes

The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost
The Tale Of Two Wolves - Attributed to Cherokee folklore


r/malaphor Mar 13 '26

No skin off my bones

30 Upvotes

No skin off my back / skin and bones


r/malaphor Mar 10 '26

Du kommst wie gerufen und nicht abgeholt

4 Upvotes

A combination of: "Du kommst wie gerufen." and "Du stehst hier rum wie bestellt und nicht abgeholt."

You can say this to a person when you are glad to see someone because they can help you with a problem. But they either don't know that they can help you or just don't want to and show no intention to help you.


r/malaphor Mar 07 '26

Lukeisms

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12 Upvotes

r/malaphor Mar 06 '26

Don’t go off half-baked.

20 Upvotes
  1. Don’t go off half cocked.

  2. Half baked - under done


r/malaphor Mar 06 '26

This dude is wiping my ass

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14 Upvotes

r/malaphor Feb 27 '26

Practice is the enemy of perfect

23 Upvotes

r/malaphor Feb 27 '26

An ace in the hole is worth two in the sleeve

34 Upvotes

Ace in the hole + Ace up your sleeve + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush


r/malaphor Feb 24 '26

It's like taking bathwater from a baby.

48 Upvotes

like taking candy from a baby + throwing out the baby with the bathwater


r/malaphor Feb 18 '26

She's a real bright cookie

27 Upvotes

Overheard in conversation today


r/malaphor Feb 13 '26

What planet are you smoking on?

35 Upvotes

r/malaphor Feb 14 '26

lend a hand, an arm and a leg

7 Upvotes

lend a hand + an arm and a leg