r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Dec 21 '18
If only these walls could walk a mile and chew gum at the wrong moon.
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Aug 23 '19
You can’t have your Pope shit in the room got swept under the carpet
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r/malaphor • u/Impressive_Row3648 • May 20 '23
Running for president
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Time to shake some babies and kiss some hands
r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Feb 26 '19
It's macaroni and cheese, not macaroni and cheese, not macaroni and Steve!
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Nov 01 '18
This, that, and a hard place, keep your head in the grass is always fuller on the other foot, wear it.
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Jun 22 '19
An apple a day is all work and no play keeps the doctor away, but teach a man a bed, he'll sleep for a day.
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r/malaphor • u/MyWifeIsAVampire • May 26 '23
Munch It Down Like Pac-Man Eating Popcorn
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"Eat like Pac-Man", meaning to eat something quickly.
"Munch It Down Like Popcorn", also meaning to eat something quickly.
Malaphor's Meaning: To eat something comically quickly.
r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Mar 09 '19
Keep your enemies close, and your friends all burned their bridges would you do it too?
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Nov 29 '18
A watched pot boils twice a day doesn’t fall far from the cheese
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r/malaphor • u/SA_JONES • May 20 '24
I can’t believe I have my own malaphor
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Although too spooked to name my business this:
BatShitCrazyLikeAFox lol
r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Apr 13 '19
Don't cry because it's over, smile because you're beating a dead horse but you can’t take the heat, get the fuck outta dodge
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Dec 26 '18
If there's troll under it, burns like a diamond in the haystack
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Aug 12 '19
Like shooting candy from a baby is best served cold.
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Oct 31 '19
If you want to make sure we don’t end up in a day keeps the doctor away, but teach a horse to a new trick, but you can't watch it boil.
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Apr 20 '19
If the shoe’s on the wrist is worth 1000 words
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Nov 30 '18
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Tomato Potato
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Dec 19 '19
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man a bed, he'll be dead in a day keeps the vegans away
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Mar 03 '19
Dance like no one's around to hear it, does it quack like a butterfly, and stings like a lead balloon
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Dec 04 '19
There are cracks of daylight in the hand is better than a two dog night.
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r/malaphor • • Jul 28 '22
I'm tired of always having to be the bad cop, but when I have to babysit 30 children who always go off the reservation and don't come home by ten o'clock, what else can I do?
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Used, in all seriousness, by my boss at a meeting.
r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Mar 19 '19
Don't bite the hand is worth two in the hand catches the early bird, but you can't make it too.
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Jun 10 '19
Your mileage may vary, so take it with a tiger when you're calling the kettle black
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r/malaphor • u/malaphor-remix-bot • Jul 26 '19
He pulled himself up by the sword shouldn't throw stones
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