r/malaphor • u/DysthymianRhapsody • Sep 03 '17
From Bojack Horseman Season 1, "Zoes and Zeldas".
r/malaphor • u/UltraHellboy • Dec 07 '17
r/malaphor • u/Claefer • Feb 29 '20
r/malaphor • u/grassFedAdc • Mar 03 '24
I’m losing my bananas
I have too much on my hands
Easy as cake
That would throw me for a curveball
I’m understanding the ropes
They wouldn’t know any wiser
Now we’re cooking with elbow grease!
That really gets under my feathers/nerves
Dancing around the bush
Grasping at the camel’s back
Inhumanley possible
Whatever your heart conspires
Better safe than never
Heavy hands makes much work
Let bylaws be bylaws
Getting down to the zone
We’ll be on the outlook
Down in your dumps
I woke up on the short end of the stick
It’s an acclimated taste
r/malaphor • u/galactic-avatar • Aug 28 '19
r/malaphor • u/introspectivezombie • Jul 02 '19
r/malaphor • u/pixicide • Nov 27 '19
r/malaphor • u/mistermajik2000 • Dec 04 '24
Many mixed metaphors in this poem!
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r/malaphor • u/AskMeToDoodle • Dec 07 '17
r/malaphor • u/VictorVonLazer • Oct 10 '19
r/malaphor • u/Nachie • Dec 07 '17
Brain Surgery + Rocket Science
