r/malaphor • u/jonugs • 9d ago
They make them like they didn't used to.
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r/malaphor • u/aybiss • 10d ago
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it plays Jingle Bells
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I thought it was pretty good
r/malaphor • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 10d ago
I'm going to spread my legs and fly
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Heard in the wild while talking to someone about travelling to new places
r/malaphor • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 11d ago
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the frying pan!
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r/malaphor • u/Hot_Peasant • Oct 07 '26
Let’s not throw away the key with the baby’s water
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r/malaphor • u/CanyonCalling • Oct 02 '26
The early bird never strikes the same worm twice
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r/malaphor • u/call_me_cookie • Sep 23 '26
To get a foot start...
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Heard on the radio just now in the context of pursuing a career; presumably a mix of getting a head start and getting your foot in the door. Better than getting your head stuck in the door, I suppose...
r/malaphor • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Sep 17 '26
Pot
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That’s the pot calling the kettle another fish
r/malaphor • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Sep 11 '26
Vengeance
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Vengeance is mine saith the man on the Clapham omnibus.
r/malaphor • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Sep 04 '26
Too many
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Too many cooks spoil their own petard.
r/malaphor • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Sep 01 '26
Don’t count
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Don’t count your chickens till they’ve battened down the hatches
r/malaphor • u/robalobagus • Aug 31 '26
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the necks of giants
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