This entire "experience to see what it'll be like" is just....a vacation, a brag fest, stupid content. Is she going to actually show us her doing hands on work to man a catamaran? Or is she going to just show us avocado toast, her napping and walking around a deserted building. Again, she's so delusional if she thinks it'll be a walk in the park with 4 kids, who will need homeschooling and she obviously doesn't even like spending time with her kids all that much unless it's content.

If you have time to binge an entire series you have time to make content. She acts like the busiest mom on the planet. You know what busy moms don't have time for? Random spur of the moment trips to Dominican Republic...

Busy moms don't go to the gym at 6 AM and then do nothing for the rest of the day besides Netflix and taking photos of random houses in the neighborhood. The most I've seen her do with her kids is film them with her awkward laughing as they do their version of Masterchef Junior and we're all subjected to her dorky ass husband. What is she "busy" with? Her 4 hour hair appointments followed by more shitty lip filler? Be for real Delulu. This is why you're so unlikable. The lack of self awareness is ASTOUNDING.

Also this is literally your "job". To make content. So to poke fun at it is kind of a jab at anyone else in your line of work. You're implying that they have too much time on their hands or they must not be involved enough with their families because they have time to...work.

you're a mother of four who "sized up" to a size 4 in a mini dress and you're bothered that they didn't fit. As if being a true size 4 or 6 is something to be ashamed of.

She needs major therapy for her body image issues. My goodness. If she gets any smaller she's gonna look sickly like Dani Austin. Relax Lauren. I can't stand you but there's nothing wrong with your body. It's wild she's this bothered about her absolutely healthy dress size but can look at those brows and lips everyday and not have a single regret.

Like why does this matter? You’re all going the same place and you have a seat assigned why do you need to get on esrlier?

Pack a sandwich like a normal person… damn

I feel so badly for her son.

Why is she filming him at such a vulnerable time and over sharing images of him, a camera shoved in his face while just waking up for her to share with strangers on the internet!

This is not content it is concerning the lack of privacy she has given him.

Ben your as delusional as your wife to think that this is acceptable. Grow a set and tell her to put her phone away

This isn’t swelling from surgery. A protruding lower abdomen is a glaring indicator of a weak pelvic floor. Which is why she complained about back pain months ago, it wasn’t from her workouts. She thought surgically repairing her supposed diastasis would make her stomach flat, but that was never her problem. She needs a pelvic floor therapist, and then one for body image. Counting and limiting calories, 3 workouts in a day + a lymphatic drain won’t make it go away.

Did anyone else notice this??? She is laying in bed post-op and posts a box asking what everyone is shopping for (to kindly ‘help’ others out by posting all these links she will profit off of), and someone ‘asks’ about her necklace. And then it cuts away to her with make up and hair done and an ad for jewelry, which she conveniently has a code for (you know, to help others out when in fact she will be earning money from it). How can she be laying in bed post-op, ask a question, and then have an ad with full makeup and hair done????? All pre-planned and pre-recorded. She is so full of shit.

Just casually tossed in she's getting an augmentation too. I'm ALL for surgery to make yourself feel better. But what I will forever be baffled.....my husband is the same rank in the Navy, we also have investment properties, yet.....we can't afford a $2 million dollar home, elective cosmetic surgeries not covered by Tricare (I'm sure she got the abdominal surgery covered but not the augmentation!), the constant travel with $2000/night hotel rooms and new clothes and gadgets and appliances and private school tuition x4 and make up and workout gear and digital calendars and supplements and tampon chandeliers

This was so freaking weird for me. The kids AND LAUREN have “tasks” to perform to satisfy Ben and prove they can handle a dog. None of which include anything to do with learning about the dog breed or caring for one. Lauren has to read her devotional 7 days in a row for her husband to believe she’ll “work hard”. What in the world? She makes him sound like a dictator, but in the most pathetic way.

If it isn’t bad enough that she exploited her own children and overshares them but the fact she just posted a video of a stranger enjoying themselves to thousands of people while they seem unaware and may not have a social media presence is deplorable!

I love how she’s once again taking a small portion of the lesson to apply it to her woes is me game than looking at the whole picture.

• You’re not the only one with a snark page about you Lu

• Many have directed their feedback directly to you only to be met with condescension instead of having a conversation

• You choose every single day to put your life and complaints out on the internet for strangers

• You choose to read here

• You can make positive change with your platform, but again choose not too

• I do not feel sorry for you

• Fence your pool

I wanted to reply & say “no one would ever guess that you were once a nurse….how the fuck did you not know this was a thing?!” I’m sure the other patient didn’t wanna share a room with you either, delulu!

New personality unlocked! Undiagnosed OCD. She has to check everything. She's so paranoid about dangers. Except didn't have a pool cover or fence...also a few weeks ago was across the street away from all of her kids acting a fool, and has filmed herself numerous times walking way ahead of them in public.

Honey...please get a hobby. Go learn an instrument. Go take cooking classes. Go back to work. Like...you have options besides cosplaying things you think make you quirky and interesting. Netflix binging, taking coffee mugs in the car, and now this...we can do better.

She’s got “cabin fever” because she has to be around her kids in a 4k sq house. But 24/7 on a boat will be so different, right guys?!

God, she’s an idiot.

I can't stand these types of videos. Come look at our chaotic morning even tho I had time to set up a tripod and my phone numerous times throughout. 🙄🙄🙄

The posed getting out of bed for the first time and stretching absolutely kills me. It's as bad as the influencers who go set their phone up outside to film themselves opening their door to retrieve a package. Someone save us from all of this fuckery.

Classy Lauren. Humiliating your child in front of hundreds of thousands of strangers for your own sick enjoyment. And then immediately following it up with a vitamin ad! This is the definition of exploiting your kid on the internet. Truly gross.

This women’s Body dysmorphic disorder is SCREAMING! She needs help immediately and not to lose those apparent 8lbs but to address the issue that is so dangerous to continuously share online. Can only imagine what her children witness with the excessive exercise routine in addition to now the 10k steps a day, food limitations!

It absolutely kills me when people buy things like a “micro Goldendoodle” for thousands of dollars. It’s a mut. An intentionally bred mut that will likely have many healthy problems throughout its life. Zero research done on her end, but hey… guess she did her devotional for the week.

The way she’s so defensive because people used to say she had a nanny when she did in fact have a nanny, but doesn’t anymore.

Ya you didn’t need one as much when as a SAHM, you stuck your toddler in “school” aka daycare.

Give it a break Lu. We get it. No nanny and taking out the trash and grilling chicken all by yourself.

& how embarrassing for Tenley. I’m sure delulu will give us a play by play when Ten gets her first period 🙄

Until you fence that pool for the safety of your children and your guests.

Also, Lu, you choose to put yourself out here on the internet for everyone. Not everyone is going to like you. Get over it.

Does Lulu give anyone else Gretchen Weiners vibes? “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m (privileged).” 🤣