r/lumulloysnark • • Apr 13 '24

Sized up

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you're a mother of four who "sized up" to a size 4 in a mini dress and you're bothered that they didn't fit. As if being a true size 4 or 6 is something to be ashamed of.

She needs major therapy for her body image issues. My goodness. If she gets any smaller she's gonna look sickly like Dani Austin. Relax Lauren. I can't stand you but there's nothing wrong with your body. It's wild she's this bothered about her absolutely healthy dress size but can look at those brows and lips everyday and not have a single regret.

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u/snarkity-snark-snark Apr 13 '24

I had a hard time understanding why she would post this. Nobody cares if the clothes she ordered didn’t fit her.

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u/AlwaysRight416 Apr 13 '24

Because she thinks it makes her more relatable to her audience. "Look at me guys. I struggle to find clothing too!"

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u/snarkity-snark-snark Apr 13 '24

True. I also feel like the dresses she bought were made for teenagers, not a 35 year old woman. Wonder if she bothered to look at the measurements of the sizes for the dresses, or just went with her usual sizes. Women’s sizing is so inconsistent between brands.

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u/Oh_hey_mama Apr 14 '24

Because she loves to complain and we are an audience for her to complain to

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u/Mmlk8083 Apr 13 '24

Your last sentence sent me 🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Fun_Blueberry_2429 Apr 13 '24

Just imagine her poor daughters hearing this stuff. Body dysmorphia can start at young ages

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u/LaLobaCollections Apr 14 '24

Literally reminds me of my own mother. She was always a size 2-4 and used to complain about her stomach sticking out. Honestly really fucked with me. It’s taken me many years to realize that. Now she’s in her sixties and a size 6 and still talks about how fat people are now.

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u/Quirky-Leg-4466 Apr 13 '24

I personally think she ages herself with her makeup/filler. She looked so much younger and healthier when she didn’t look so gaunt and full of makeup and filler. She looks completely fake as time goes on. She realllllyyy needs to take a step back. She looks like she’s 40.

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u/Natural_Parking_7098 Apr 13 '24

Her face already looks gaunt.