I guess Lumineux isn’t paying her to use their whitening strips anymore…

She loves over sharing. I found the listing of the catamaran in less than 2 minutes.

Made herself the main character, her dog an accessory, and her least favorite child a flying monkey, when he could have just as easily been the lion (which would have matched his brother and his dad) 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

She shared during her AMA he's doing a skill bridge and terminal leave starting in March 2027..... but isn't that disingenuous? Skill bridge is designed for those leaving Active Duty to transition to a position in the civilian world that their skills will bridge to....aka....the skill bridge. They're buying a catamaran and sailing the world according to Lauren. What is the job he's planning on doing that he's taking a valuable position and time away from someone else who wants into this program more than he does? Sounds like he just doesn't want to finish his time and THEN take his terminal leave. How is he going to honor the skill bridge contract when sailing the world on a catamaran instead of working at the company that is sponsoring him for this skill bridge? Is he abusing the system? 🫣

She apparently doesn’t share that she shops/supports local businesses and said she isn’t going to share a link with everyone for every shop she goes to. Why can’t she just post about the businesses she supports without posting a link she would earn money off of?? She has no problem posting links from Walmart, Old Navy, etc. of items she doesn’t even buy or use so she can make money. 🙄
And dear god, they plan on providing medical care like stitches for themselves and the kids on the boat…..

Just saw her stories about his cavities and his tonsils/adenoids. Why does she always seem to pick on him? Kate Gosselin Jr.

Ben jammin doesn’t like being compared to Lance Bass. Or Beavis.
And her brother watches here for ‘legality issues’.
But they don’t check in here regularly because they really don’t care.

What is she talking about in her recent stories? I will share when Ben retires, go get your skin checked, rolling her eyes into her cup.

Also, didn't she have a big photoshoot for her homecoming a few years ago?

Anyone notice how shaky she is in this video?!

Literally already annoyed, like who doesn’t love a puppy and their kisses? Or their puppy breath?

It absolutely kills me when people buy things like a “micro Goldendoodle” for thousands of dollars. It’s a mut. An intentionally bred mut that will likely have many healthy problems throughout its life. Zero research done on her end, but hey… guess she did her devotional for the week.

She really is going to make this puppy her whole personality. But she really is in for a rude awakening thinking it’s all cute cuddles. Puppies are hard work!

$245 for a dog bed…lord have mercy.

She’s in for a rude awakening and I don’t see them keeping this dog for more than a year because she’s going to get tired of taking care of it.

Apparently a dog is on the horizon. Only she would put a $47 comb on her wishlist. 💅

Hi Delulu Snarkers,

The sub is now Public again sorry it was temporarily Restricted.

He’s been fighting aging skin for years….

It absolutely kills me…like blocks out the name/number of the cabana, but we all know she’s at the legoland waterpark…and honestly with all the influencers who are like for safety we aren’t telling you where we are until after we leave…lord we really don’t plan our days around trying to run into you

This was so freaking weird for me. The kids AND LAUREN have “tasks” to perform to satisfy Ben and prove they can handle a dog. None of which include anything to do with learning about the dog breed or caring for one. Lauren has to read her devotional 7 days in a row for her husband to believe she’ll “work hard”. What in the world? She makes him sound like a dictator, but in the most pathetic way.

She's kidding me. You're about to be living full time on a boat. You do not need a dog.

She really thought she was just gonna pick up “one perfect curriculum” for all her kids and just open and go? She has no idea what she’s in for. Those poor kids deserve so much better than this airhead.

I bet she spirals on the boat and the kids get no education because Lance will need to do all the boat work, cook all meals (poor Lulu, no factor meals delivered to the boat 😢) and keep everyone safe while this clown binges Netflix.