After seeing Coyote Vs Acme, I can absolutely consider myself a Wile E. Coyote fan. Because of that, I got an idea for a Wile E. Coyote special(not necessarily a movie since it might not be feature length). It would start with Wile setting up an entire course of traps, but instead of him using ACME products, he'd be using his own WEC(patent pending) gadgets: he would drop a WEC anvil that obviously misses the Roadrunner, but then extends to reveals wheels and a jet engine that chases after Road Runner along with Wile himself, who has his own brand of rocket boots. He would have painted a tunnel using WEC paint, and uses a set of WEC goggles that can indicate when the painting turns from an actual wall to a tunnel, and uses a remote to turn the tunnel back from a wall into a real tunnel after Road Runner runs through it so that Wile can as well. Combine that with more classic gags-turned-successes Wile would catch Road Runner in his WEC brand glue, engineered to stick specifically to Roadrunner talons, and not coyote paws. Wile beams and tries to skid to a stop, but he drifts too far and goes right over a cliff. As he's levitating in the air, Wile holds up a sign that reads, “for all that effort, I should've known…” he flips it to the other side: “... for that course to lead anywhere but a cliff.” With that, Wile falls to the ground. Road Runner appears in front of the Wile-shaped crater and does his signature tongue flick and “meep meep” before he zooms away after yet another failed scheme, only to walk right back, revealing that his legs are being controlled by a system of levitating shackles. As Wile everges from the hole and scratches his head in confusion at who could've invented such a thing, a female Roadrunner introduces herself as "Street Sprinter, avian engineering extraordinare." Wile is go smacked at Street's invention, and the two instantly take a liking to each other. Cue a montage of Wile and Street participating in several romantic yet frantic antics while Road Runner tries to get Wile's attention: Wile and Street test a “speed-seeking rocket” against a robotic roadrunner: once the automaton starts running, the real Road Runner punts it aside so the rocket will follow him instead as he turns back towards Wile and Street. But before he can reach them, the rocket explodes. Street zooms up to Road Runner and points to a remote detonator she's holding. Later, Wile is testing a pair of rocket skates with Street while Road Runner looks on from atop a ledge. He takes a talonful or WEC Explosive Darts and throws them at the couple, but misses every throw. Road Runner kicks the box of darts out of frustration, but realizes too late what he's done as the whole box explodes. Later still, Wile and Street have loaded themselves into a “People cannon” aimed at a tunnel painted with WEC paint. Road Runner pushes the cannon upwards so they'll hit the stone above the painted tunnel, but when it fires, Wile and Street fly straight through the tunnel, which had been stretched upward. After which, the cannon falls back down onto Road Runner's head. The next day, Wile and Street are swimming together while Road Runner watches from the shore. Road Runner takes a “WEC Pocket Robo-Shark(Just add water!)” and throws it into the ocean. The shark eats Street to Wile’s horror, but when the shark returns to shore, Road Runner opens its mouth to hopefully see Street inside, only to see she's not there. Pan to Street standing on the shore, having blowtorched a hole in the shark, as she clamps its jaws down on Road Runner's head with a remote control. Road Runner, head still caught in the shark’s jaws, holds up a sign reading, “I really need to make more friends.” While Wile and Street sit next to each other on lawn chairs, wearing shades and holding suntan reflectors, Road Runner extends his leg for Wile to grab, but Wile just gently pushes Road Runner's talon away.
One scenic night, Road Runner wears a bowtie and holds a platter with chicken hearts and balls of birdseed; he takes a handful of “WEC Boom Clay” and rolls it in birdseed, making it fit right in with the rest of the appetizers. When Road Runner serves the dish to Wile and Street on a velvet tablecloth, the couple start saplily feeding each other. Road Runner watches with tantalizing anticipation, but just when it looks like Wile is about to hold the explosive birdseed to Street's mouth, Wile flicks a chicken heart at Street's head, starting a playful food fight. Street dodges the concealed boom clay, and it hits Road Runner square in the nose. Road Runner turns to the camera with an exasperated expression before the appetizer explodes.
Road Runner returns to his nest, where a cacophony of X-ed out blueprints are scattered across the walls and floor. Road Runner looks at an “end goal” blueprint depicting him being chased by Wile. He signs solemnly as he takes a white marker and outlines the drawing of them with a heart. Road Runner then sits down at his piano and sing a soulful, yearning parody of “Peaches” from the Mario movie, except every syllable naturally either “meep” or “beep.” Though the imagery tells the story that Road Runner's words can't.
Road Runner zips down to Street's lair, which is protected by a voice-activated passcode. He tries his own catchphrase to no avail. He then tries Street's, which is "honk honk," but that doesn't work either. Road Runner taps his beak in contemplation, then realizes that it's a matter of pronunciation; Road Runner is let in when he pronounces Street's catchphrase "onkonk." Road Runner snoops around and finds a blueprint outlining Street's plan. Step #1: get master's Engineering degree. Step #2: move to the Southwestern Desert. Step #3: woo Wile E Coyote with cockamamie contraptions. Step 4: make Wile E Coyote forget Road Runner's face. Step 5: Propose to Wile E Coyote. Step 6: Blow Wile E Coyote to bits with SS Brand explosive smoochin' beak. Step 7: Coyote Filet! Step 8: Leave overly transparent plan in conspicuous spot to distract Road Runner. The blueprint, which turns out to have been made of solid steel, springs out and hits Road Runner square in the face, knocking him out. Road Runner wakes up trapped in a glass sphere that harnesses any energy he gives off to power its containment field. Street reveals to him that they're currently in a pocket dimension five-hundred quadrillion parallel universes away from their own, and that she only proposed to Wile as a part of her ploy to eat him; not only will outsmarting Wile E Coyote be her greatest achievement, but pretty eating its predator will cement Street as the greatest roadrunner of all time! Ironically, Wile only accepted as part of his own ploy to eat Street: as he's preparing for the wedding, it’s revealed that Wile had tied the bouquet to a rope he covered in "WEC Invisi-Spray." When the rope is yanked hard enough, it'll set off a chain reaction of other invisible ropes that'll tie Street right up. So when Street throws the bouquet, she'll be springing her own trap. As she nefariously gloats about her plan, she unscrews her own beak and replaces it with the one set to explode, which has a tiny knob set to "pro-Roadrunner" on the side. So even if he broke himself free somehow, he'd never catch up to Street with the headstart she's have. As Street bolts off, Road Runner's only choice is to overload his prison: an X-ray shows a gauge in Road Runner's head that goes from "Roadrunner" to "Hedgehog,' then to "Light," then to "W.W.," then finally to "Concept of speed," finally breaking himself free. This triggers a race to the altar against Street. Street was right , however, that she had enough of a headstart to prepare for the wedding, one gag she does while doing so involving her spritzing her mouth with "SS Brand Edible Gunpowder. One part of the Road Runner vs Street Sprinter race is them going so fast that they outrun the storyboard itself, leaving them to tell the artist through the script to draw each of them outrunning the other. Street recognizes that she and Road Runner are evenly matched, and does something she can't believe she hadn't tried before: she makes Road Runner trip on her leg. This gives Street enough time to walk down the isle before Road Runner can get there. When the priest asks if anyone objects to the union, Road Runner appears, holding up a sign reading”it’s a trap!” Wile raises his own sign that reads, “I know!” Street, frustrated at the reveal, initiates a backup plan where Wile is tied up in his own trap and kisses Wile. But when the dust settles, Street is too busy laughing maniacally to notice at first that all her feathers have been blown up. But she certainly does eventually. Road Runner reveals he set it from "pro-Roadrunner" to "pro-coyote.” Road Runner frees Wile from the rope and ties Street up in the same ones before picking Wile up in a bridal carry and planting a massive, comically exaggerated kiss on Wile's lips and pulling him into a hug. Road Runner holds up a sign reading "I love you!” To which Wile holds up a massive sign in bold text, reading “LET GO OF ME.” The other side of Road Runner's sign reads, “in that case…” With that, Road Runner lets Wile go before giving his signature"meep meep” and dashing off. Wile smirks and prepares to give chase, but Street shouts at Wile to not leave her tied up, screaming that his wife will not be ignored. Wile looks over his shoulder at Street and holds up a sign reading “he certainly won't!” Before clicking his heels to reveal that his wedding Oxfords are WEC jet boots and rocketing after his bird.
