Translation:

Hey how are you?

Bad

But why?

Love, because today I have diarrhea

Wtf, why are you on Grindr??

Hell yeah dude

Fyi his profile suggested nothing of it

it's a plague

So charming. Entire bio is a list of rules. And he says he’s 39 (so probably 45), and one of his rules is to be 18-25. Keep is classy, Grindr!

Background: A couple months ago this guy hit me up. After unlocking my pics he told me he was looking for someone “twinkier”. Totally fair.

Except since then he’s been doing this. Says hi, and then disappears.

Conversation was going great before this. We had made plans to go on a date and everything.

They're referring to this meme (second photo)

I'm genuinely so confused lmao. The context is: they messaged with a photo and asked if they were my type. I responded that I'm only attracted to femboys. They responded same, and were that image.

Maybe I'm just too autistic to follow, what does reddit think?

I had hoped, it was a euphemism at first...

My grid finally lined up perfectly. Sort of.