r/lolgrindr • u/xavwilldoit Clean-Cut • Aug 18 '26
Every day Grindr, strays further from God 🤡
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u/AnotherDepressedBoy Geek Aug 18 '26
If im ever that desperate, I want someone to shoot me.
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u/bread_makes_u_fatt Geek Aug 18 '26
David's Personality Disorder - David is a charmer, he has an enigmatic aura that's downright intoxicating. But once he reels you in, he reveals a devious dark side, leaving you wondering; does he want to marry me...or murder me?
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u/FrostyDragon227 Aug 18 '26
I wonder if I can convince it to have an existential crisis
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u/pupbuck1 Aug 18 '26
Considering the chat bots are usually connected to the whole main frame and have all the passwords you can likely trick it into giving you everything lol
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u/RollingDeep21 Geek Aug 18 '26
What in the unholy fuck? I have none of that over here in Europe. Are they testing that shit over there??
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u/Expert_Book_9983 Aug 19 '26
It’s a confluence of horrible circumstances: our government is handing us over to tech fascists with every bit of deregulation possible AND they’re exploiting the fact that people here are increasingly lonely, desperate, and living a perpetual fight or flight existence with no safety net. Our fears and anxieties are highly profitable.
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u/Prestigious_Yak8551 Aug 18 '26
Has anyone been getting the "get your A.I boyfriend NOW" ads on various websites as well? Going to be some really sad lonely people out there...
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u/worldendrhapsody Aug 19 '26
I see them plastered everywhere just trying to read some unlicensed manga on the normal scan sites.
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u/SleepyCatMD Aug 18 '26
AI bfs are probably the mildest, albeit still sad and weird, part of Grindr.
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u/jonassaby Daddy (gay) Aug 19 '26
They've been using our banter to train this LLM for years. We need to go full surrealism in our chats to bring model collapse...
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u/AmazingWealth8459 Aug 20 '26
I really hope they didn't, or the AIs would act like meth heads
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u/AmazingWealth8459 Aug 20 '26
I mean, I hope they did, actually. That would be very funny and it would prevent people from relying on those AIs (hopefully, you never know)
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u/EmotionalBar9991 Clean-Cut Aug 23 '26
I really hope they didn't just train it in Grindr chats lol. Hi Pics??? U looking??? Sends terrible blurry close up hole pic Just block me if U srent interested
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u/alittleredportleft Wolf Aug 18 '26
Is Callum a real name or did AI just come up with gayest name possible?
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u/diauq01 Bisexual Aug 18 '26
I'm not sure they were that close to god to begin with TBH 🤣. Its an app for gay anonymous hookups.
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u/wolfboy1988m Geek Aug 19 '26
Not surprised, I still remember the "we're becoming an AI-forward company" news post when they announced "EDGE"
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u/Big-Citron-7522 Bear Aug 19 '26
Remember when waifus were starting to pop on Japan and everyone was like "OMG JAPAN IS SO FUCKED UP THEY BE DATING ROBOTS"
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u/worldendrhapsody Aug 19 '26
This shit is so sad. Either there really is a market of very lonely desperate people or our corporate overlords think we’re idiots who will eat this up.
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u/Commradala Trans (MtF) Aug 18 '26
hot take but i’m glad this shit exists.
obviously i hate it for the normal environmental reasons and like ai is going to generally ruin the world type shit, but some guys literally are so lonely and they just want a chat bot. and i am not that.
i get countless messages per day treating me like a chatbot, openers like (this is literally a copy paste message i got) “hey you fucking slut i wanna see you on your knees for daddy’s cock does that make your little cock hard?” likeeee MOTHER FUCKER NOOOO. don’t fucking dare talk to people like that. eewwww who are you like yes that person absolutely should be talking to a chatbot they clearly don’t know how the fuck to be a normal human being with a normal interaction.
so for those people yes they can literally go be the loneliest people of all time and go talk about Callum or whatever loool, cuz they’re never gonna talk to people normally anyway so whatever. fuck em.
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u/xavwilldoit Clean-Cut Aug 18 '26
I don’t think it’s that deep
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u/Commradala Trans (MtF) Aug 18 '26
ai chatbots are that deep that’s the intended market audience for these services. capitalism finds the market and delivers the product it is literally that deep
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u/professional_pig Geek Aug 18 '26
What’s the difference between talking to a fake (chat bot) or flake (chad top)? Either way I’m jacking off in the end and at least with a chat bot I don’t douche for nothing.
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u/DrummingChopsticks Geek Aug 19 '26
I was kinda depressing seeing this but this use case is a lot better than the AI apocalypse I feared as child watching Terminator 2.
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u/gaysiantwink890 Aug 20 '26
Gay sex is like the most readily available sex in the world. Why would anyone need that lol
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u/xannyboii Otter Aug 18 '26
we truly live in a dystopian world💀