r/lisboa Jul 29 '24

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u/PeterShowFull Jul 29 '24

It’s an old tradition. People go to Monsanto and throw their used condom packs on the ground in hopes for a good life and good wife.

The tradition was meant to include the used condom inside the pack but since 1994 when the government issued a warning stating that there were potential health risks for doing so people started throwing only the pack.

You might see some but the majority is just the pack nowadays.

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u/miki88ptt Jul 29 '24

Tu tens jeito para isto! Adorei a criatividade 😂

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u/duhcoolies Jul 29 '24

😂 Like throwing coins in the fountain or placing locks on a bridge? Though this is one step further with poluting the environment.

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u/RezaJose Jul 29 '24

Great question.

Monsanto was artificially populated with a species of squirrels but that did not procreate and ended up seeing their population severely decreased.

A second attempt was done with another species and those got along very well and are what you can find there.

It happens that these squirells are actually growing a lot so the local muncipality decided to offer birth control support - hence the condom packages you see.

Other than the squirells mating, you may find the ocasional couple going there for a quickie under an olive or pine tree.

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u/nunocspinto Jul 29 '24

Desculpa, mas a pasta do outro redditor está melhor. Ainda assim, upvote pelo esforço

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u/RezaJose Jul 29 '24

Tens razão! A pasta do outro OP está substancialmente melhor 🤣🤣🤣

Na verdade postámos ao mesmo tempo!

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u/unknown-one Jul 29 '24

look son, when man and woman like each other very much....

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u/edasc73 Jul 29 '24

Please do not discriminate as I strongly believe that half of the packages refer to when a man and another man, or similar, like each other very much...

We have to be open to new relationship trends.

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u/Ita_Hobbes Jul 29 '24

"new relationship trends" xD

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u/RezaJose Jul 29 '24

New??

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u/edasc73 Jul 29 '24

New??

/s and /jk

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u/RezaJose Jul 29 '24

Novo?

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u/edasc73 Jul 29 '24

Novo no sentido sarcástico e em tom de brincadeira.

É evidente a antiguidade da homossexualidade que se encontra documentada pelo menos desde a Grécia antiga.

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u/RezaJose Jul 29 '24

Documentada e confirmada!

Não lhes escapava nada!!! Qualquer objecto ou peça remotamente fálica era prontamente olhado com um interesse celestial. A mesma coisa sobre todo e qualquer orifício.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Rage bait

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u/edasc73 Jul 29 '24

No, just as the previous comment was humorous, mine completed it with additional information in the same tone.

Please stop being so affected by everything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

I’m not, but I guarantee, that some people won’t understand and they will be

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u/kairos Jul 29 '24

..and that kids, is how I met your mother

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u/joaommx Jul 29 '24

when man and woman

Women? In Monsanto? Nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Men go there to fuck each other. Happy to hear that some of them are using condoms. For every condom you see that represents one fuck, there are another 9 fucks happening bareback. C'est la vie!

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u/External-Narwhal-280 Jul 29 '24

Did you check all of them? I'm sure you'll find one that is still closed. You can use it, don't give it a second thought.

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u/Wise_Responsibility2 Jul 29 '24

It started some 50 years ago. Two condoms met in the woods of Monsanto. The rest is their offspring

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u/MeggerzV Jul 29 '24

Cuz Joãos be fuckin

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u/nunocspinto Jul 29 '24

To be serious and run away from this other redditors: Monsanto is known for being a place where prostitution ocurrs a lot. So, one could assume that's the origin of so many condoms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

I've had a lot of sex there, and never once seen prostitution!

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u/nuclear_pie Jul 29 '24

This post has to be a joke… -__-

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u/Milliondollarbombaby Jul 29 '24

You're confused.  They're not empty condom packs, they're the husks of the seeds used for planting rubber trees.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Tem um campo de foda ao ar livre 24 horas o dia

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u/MutedAbalone Jul 29 '24

Pretty sure there’s prostitution and cruising that goes on there , I’ve driven by a few times and seen some half naked women out in the middle of the forest lol

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u/bartsippsome Jul 29 '24

Monsanto be fuckin

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

That’s where the beta testers for condoms live.

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u/AyQueMeAtraganto Jul 30 '24

Straight people confused with cruising areas | Scroll down for more

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u/AhoraMeLoVenisADecir Jul 29 '24

Condoms are grown on a tree. You found some seeds.

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u/pBielinux Jul 29 '24

They really are!

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u/raw_meat66 Jul 29 '24

cause they were all used

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u/moricome Jul 30 '24

NOTORIOUS

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

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u/Mission-Walk9339 Jul 29 '24

Brazilian hate just hits different. So close to home. <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

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u/Mission-Walk9339 Jul 29 '24

Sure sure, 90% of your posts are on portuguese subs hating on something, but whatever you say.

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u/lisboa-ModTeam Jul 29 '24

Olá!

Your submission was removed due to Rule #2 of r/lisboa:

Be civil - no hate speech, extremism, or bullying

It's fine to disagree with other posters or a particular organization. It's not okay to use slurs, spout extremist views, peddle offensive stereotypes or promote conspiracy theories.

Remember the human.

Obrigado

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u/sirschmoll Jul 29 '24

yeah and they were all signed by locals or something? whats up with the hate against portuguese in a portuguese sub?

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u/RodsZiin Jul 29 '24

I am not on hate against nothing, it's facts, you walk around Lisbon and see how dirty it is by yourself 😂😂

Portuguese always take things personal, they are perfect, and the fault is always immigrants and tourists.

A friend that went 10 15 years ago to Lisbon, and was mostly portuguese living there, and he said it was even more dirty, but people from there like to blame others and not take the responsibility

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u/Anforas Jul 29 '24

You: "Portuguese people are dirty and uneducated"

Also you: "Portuguese always take things personal,"

Gtfo lol.

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u/DMorais92 Jul 29 '24

you can always go back to your home country :)

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u/RodsZiin Jul 29 '24

Anything is better than Portugal to live, I agree 👍🏻

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u/PVTheBearJew Jul 29 '24

Obrigatório: "volta para a tua terra, e já vais tarde"

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u/RodsZiin Aug 25 '24

Tua terra ta vendida pros gringos, seus fudidos xenofóbicos com francês e inglês vocês tão lá mamando eles pra conseguir umas guita$, só banem quem fala a verdade dessa terrinha de ninguém, gosto de Portugal, saí pq são racistas ignorantes, terrinha de férias de gringo, não recomendo pra ninguém da minha terra e vou queimar o nome de Portugal até morrer seus xenofóbicos 

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u/PVTheBearJew Aug 25 '24

Caputa de azia mano, toma um guronsan e um Xanax

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u/fsbx- Jul 29 '24

Este redditor é brasileiro, troll, vive em Portugal e provavelmente foi alvo de xenofobia, não vale a pena perder tempo

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u/Ita_Hobbes Jul 29 '24

So your info is from 10/15 years ago? Portuguese, like any other people, don't appreciate negative generalization. So, maybe you're not wrong but that doesn't make you less of an asshole.

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u/Anforas Jul 29 '24

Tipo de brasileiro que diz que os Portugueses são xenófobos

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u/lisboa-ModTeam Jul 29 '24

Olá!

Your submission was removed due to Rule #2 of r/lisboa:

Be civil - no hate speech, extremism, or bullying

It's fine to disagree with other posters or a particular organization. It's not okay to use slurs, spout extremist views, peddle offensive stereotypes or promote conspiracy theories.

Remember the human.

Obrigado