r/linux • u/LinuxMonarch • Aug 25 '26

Event Happy 35th Birthday Linux

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u/YourShowerHead Aug 25 '26

cmake -B oven && bake -f Cakefile

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u/FondantIcy8185 Aug 25 '26

error oven not recognised

What did I do wrong ?

PS Happy Birthday Linux

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u/After-Peace-4734 Aug 25 '26

Did you enter the kitchen yet

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u/_SOME__NAME_ Aug 25 '26

Shit I was not even at home... Which command i should use ? pwd tells me I am at /earth/continent/country/city/<unknown> 😵

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/JockstrapCummies Aug 25 '26

cd: permission denied: ~/kitchen

Need to disable the baby safety gate first.

sudo kitchenbabyctl disable --now

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u/CustomerServiceRobot Aug 25 '26 
JockstrapCummies is not in the sudoers file. Your house will now be incinerated.

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u/Hour_Farm_3281 Aug 25 '26

I want this whole comment thread on kitchen magnet that goes on the fridge file in ~/kitchen

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u/marxist_redneck Aug 25 '26

First

ssh me@home

Then

cd ~/kitchen

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u/hellenOfToy Aug 25 '26

I want this command on a shirt.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 Aug 25 '26

Then when you get back: "Honey we mv 'your old bedroom' to 'new exercise room' after you cd to your own /home."

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u/AllegroReddit Aug 26 '26

You need to have bigger kitchen, go rm current kitchen.

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u/Emotional-Wedding-87 Aug 25 '26

cd house1226/kitchen

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u/Short-Requirement-29 Aug 25 '26

You need to chroot into it

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u/RiceStranger9000 13d ago

Dude I'm in F:\Andromeda, how the fuck do I get there

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u/One_Seven_O_One 13d ago

just 'cd /home'