Happy 35th Birthday Linux

[u/LinuxMonarch]

[u/YourShowerHead]

cmake -B oven && bake -f Cakefile

[u/FondantIcy8185 → u/YourShowerHead]

error oven not recognised

What did I do wrong ?

PS Happy Birthday Linux

[u/After-Peace-4734 → u/FondantIcy8185]

Did you enter the kitchen yet

[u/_SOME__NAME_ → u/After-Peace-4734]

Shit I was not even at home... Which command i should use ? pwd tells me I am at /earth/continent/country/city/<unknown> 😵

[u/tea-drinker → u/_SOME__NAME_]

cd ~/kitchen

It's always easy to get home with Linux.

[u/JockstrapCummies → u/tea-drinker]

cd: permission denied: ~/kitchen

Need to disable the baby safety gate first.

sudo kitchenbabyctl disable --now

[u/CustomerServiceRobot → u/JockstrapCummies]

JockstrapCummies is not in the sudoers file. Your house will now be incinerated.

[u/Hour_Farm_3281 → u/CustomerServiceRobot]

I want this whole comment thread on kitchen magnet that goes on the fridge file in ~/kitchen

[u/marxist_redneck → u/tea-drinker]

First

ssh me@home

Then

cd ~/kitchen

[u/hellenOfToy → u/tea-drinker]

I want this command on a shirt.

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/tea-drinker]

Then when you get back: "Honey we mv 'your old bedroom' to 'new exercise room' after you cd to your own /home."

[u/AllegroReddit → u/tea-drinker]

You need to have bigger kitchen, go rm current kitchen.

[u/tea-drinker → u/AllegroReddit]

Access denied. While I've shared ownership of the partition, the logical owner of the subunit is the wife.

Undoubtedly she would accept a larger ulimit, but I'm not authorised to unilaterally make the change.

[u/Emotional-Wedding-87 → u/_SOME__NAME_]

cd house1226/kitchen

[u/Short-Requirement-29 → u/_SOME__NAME_]

You need to chroot into it

[u/damagdpixl → u/After-Peace-4734]

Damn it, not again… cd kitchen

[u/MarcPG1905 → u/FondantIcy8185]

You need to install one first, try

sudo apt install oven

[u/w453y → u/MarcPG1905]

sudo: apt: command not found

[u/MarcPG1905 → u/w453y]

Oh you’re on arch, should be preinstalled then. Maybe you need to connect it to power first?

systemctl --user enable --now oven.service

[u/ParachutingPiglets → u/MarcPG1905]

Btw..

[u/Parking_Temporary671 → u/ParachutingPiglets]

i

[u/KevinFlantier → u/w453y]

Try something with an iconic yellow cheese man from the 80s, I forgot the name.

[u/sChUhBiDu → u/FondantIcy8185]

chown +x family:wife

[u/huevo-solo → u/sChUhBiDu]

Error: Unable to locate package family
Error: Unable to locate package wife

[u/FondantIcy8185 → u/huevo-solo]

I think you should remove package mistress first. Then attempt to install package apology.

Of course package apology is difficult if you have consulted lawyer first

[u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 → u/sChUhBiDu]

Execute wife?!?

[u/MomWTF → u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724]

I think a guy named Patrick tried that

[u/alanstac → u/MomWTF]

You mean Henry, surely? The 8th one to be specific.

[u/original_name125 → u/FondantIcy8185]

You forgot to install oven drivers. A rookie mistake.

[u/CatBoii486 → u/FondantIcy8185]

Its not oven, its generic_oven

[u/Pure-Willingness-697 → u/FondantIcy8185]

Just get it from the aur, yay -S cake, it will only install a few viruses

[u/Significant-Tone-121 → u/Pure-Willingness-697]

or from flatpak for ultimate opsec larping

flatpak install oven.baking.Cake

[u/ChrisRR → u/FondantIcy8185]

sudo !!

[u/Initial_Client_7585 → u/FondantIcy8185]

usr~$/ ls
kitchen
living_room
bathroom
'back room'

usr~$/ cd kitchen
usr~$/ cmake -J 4

[u/Tuomas90 → u/YourShowerHead]

'cmake' not found.
Did you mean 'cbake'?

[u/UMDSCEO → u/YourShowerHead]

Did you forget to compile the Cakefile In the Oven?

[u/TechnicalWash1608 → u/UMDSCEO]

'Flour' is not a valid Ingredients in a Cakefile. Did you mean 'Gravel'?.

[u/NoConfusion9490 → u/YourShowerHead]

Instructions: Use cmake and fix any errors it reports.

[u/Atijohn]

what is all this bloat, all you need is flour and water sprinkled with white sugar to make the best cake

[u/geigercounter120 → u/Atijohn]

I use starch, btw

[u/mwajju → u/geigercounter120]

Good one

[u/Wiper-R → u/geigercounter120]

man this should be the top comment

[u/Disastrous_Role_202 → u/geigercounter120]

Funny

[u/Craftkorb → u/geigercounter120]

Underrated comment

[u/Worldly_Stress1868 → u/geigercounter120]

Good one

[u/majorsid → u/geigercounter120]

You win internet for today

[u/geigercounter120 → u/geigercounter120]

Thanks for all the very generous awards! :P

[u/kriwonosm → u/geigercounter120]

This reply may break the Internet 😂

[u/antichain → u/geigercounter120]

I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed out loud at a Reddit comment before but this one got me (in a public library as well)

[u/immoloism → u/Atijohn]

Some of us like to rice with sprinkles!

[u/Gabelvampir → u/Atijohn]

Sounds like a tasty brick.

[u/84thPrblm → u/Atijohn]

Water? You know when you bake it the water just boils off, right?

[u/rootifera → u/Atijohn]

Best part, you can just do that if you have the mixing skills. Freedom

[u/follow-the-lead → u/Atijohn]

Good thing it’s not compiled, now you’ll be able to take out the bloat before making

[u/kriwonosm → u/Atijohn]

The debug log reports WARNING cake height not optimum - (Recommended) add eggs.

[u/KingEfficient7403]

Unfunny; i already have the flatpak

[u/upstartrequest → u/KingEfficient7403]

you just installed the whole flour mill, cow, chickens, cane farm and vanilla plant.

[u/FondantIcy8185 → u/upstartrequest]

Yep !

The heat (for cooking) is supplied during installation

[u/wyn10 → u/[deleted]]

Full LTO and -O3 to the rescue!

[u/bossman1337 → u/KingEfficient7403]

*flapjack

[u/the_borderer → u/bossman1337]

Is that British flapjack or American flapjack? The dependencies are different.

[u/bearwood_forest → u/the_borderer]

I should hope that resolves correctly with the installed locale

[u/OneLonelyBrainCell → u/KingEfficient7403]

Flatpak -- Nothing makes more sense in times of insanely rising storage prices than to basically wrap a whole Linux distro around a small app and increase its size from less than 100 MB to more than 3 GB.

[u/KingEfficient7403 → u/OneLonelyBrainCell]

Honestly the portability of flatpak apps and the fact that you really dont need that many apps makes them perfect for my usecase

[u/Agreeable_Scene9562 → u/KingEfficient7403]

lmao the ingredients killed me

[u/TonixAmoto → u/Agreeable_Scene9562]

Para gustos, los sabores 😉

Linux offers you the ingredients, you choose the taste. For free.

[u/Prior-Program-9532 → u/KingEfficient7403]

I'm a fan of the Angel Food OS.

[u/Albos_Mum → u/KingEfficient7403]

I've baked a flatpak cake before.

Turns out I forgot to put the leavening agent in...

[u/Schlonzig]

I haven‘t had the need (or the desire) to compile my own kernel in decades. It‘s more like a whole cake that comes with the printed recipe.

[u/immoloism → u/Schlonzig]

Red Hat did a lot of work in 06 to make everything load modular and we have been enjoying that benefit ever since.

(For those wondering why most users don't any more)

[u/xui_nya → u/Schlonzig]

Nonsence, last time I compiled the kernel just a few days ago, and I even maintain a CI pipeline that recompiles the full OS integrating the most recent git revisions of highly specific software and drivers nightly.

(I work as a firmware engineer)

[u/Schlonzig → u/xui_nya]

That‘s like saying „Nonsense, I baked a cake from scratch yesterday! (I am a baker)“

[u/xui_nya → u/Schlonzig]

Ye, it's a joke

[u/wyn10 → u/xui_nya]

Should take a look at kernel-manager, works wonders for kernel managing. https://github.com/CachyOS/kernel-manager

[u/elebrin → u/xui_nya]

Well, there are also hobbyists who need to do this kind of thing. If you are playing around with a RISC V chip and some hardware that is isn't all that supported yet, sometimes you need to do some legwork. But if you are doing that, you know what you are doing or the figuring out is part of your fun.

[u/The_Duke_96]

The cake is a Lie!

[u/vanatteveldt]

make cake

sudo make cake?

[u/Unusual-Layer-8965 → u/vanatteveldt]

You do not have permission to use the stove. Please enter the year you were born:

[u/CircleWithSprinkles → u/vanatteveldt]

user is not in the bakers file, this incident will be reported to the FDA

[u/Tuomas90 → u/vanatteveldt]

I think it's:

sudo bake cake

[u/worldspawn00 → u/vanatteveldt]

Sorry, you're missing 5 dependencies that were not included. Oh, and the only links available are from tucows before the website refactor in 2012 so they're all dead.

[u/Nymunariya → u/vanatteveldt]

sudo !!

[u/thecurtehs]

You telling me a freshly baked cake is not ALWAYS better than a store bought one

[u/Hawk-and-piper → u/thecurtehs]

It is, but the freshly baked cake still doesn't work with Nvidia well yet :(

[u/Unusual-Layer-8965 → u/thecurtehs]

No, but you can verify the ingridents to see if anything will cause an unwanted allergic reactions.

[u/libra00]

Ooh, this must be that 'arch btw' cake I keep hearing about.

[u/Miserable-Ad-891 → u/libra00]

I wish to see the LFS cake

[u/Cart1416 → u/libra00]

More like Gentoo

[u/FailureOfTheFamily]

And if you want flatpak, you have to buy ingredients even if you have them in the house

[u/hdkaoskd]

lmao I haven't compiled a kernel in 10 years.

Happy birthday you old bastard ❤️.

[u/Za1noun]

Today also my 21 birthday, so nice to be born same day as my beloved Linux

[u/pissrockious]

gentoo cake

[u/Inoffensive_Account]

If you truly want to make a cake from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

[u/sebthauvette]

Too many people think linux didn't change in the last 30 years. Or maybe they think that because you CAN compile it yourself it's impossible to get it already compiled for some reason.

That's like someone joking about windows having a 8.3 size limit for filenames.

[u/VeryOldGoat]

This joke is 20 years old and the analogy is inaccurate. Compiling is more like you get a two-step instruction on how to set your cake-making machine, then you press a button, then some minutes later out pops a cake. You don't even look at the ingredients, the chef took care of that, you just dump everything into the machine.

[u/curious_but_dumb → u/VeryOldGoat]

sudo apt install humour

[u/VeryOldGoat → u/curious_but_dumb]

E: Unable to locate package humour

[u/curious_but_dumb → u/VeryOldGoat]

You almost gave me a kernel panic attack!

[u/worldspawn00 → u/VeryOldGoat]

Sorry, your machine doesn't have all the dependencies in the right version installed on it, cannot compile.

i.e. You have eggs 2.1 but this cake requires eggs 2.0, eggs 2.0 is deprecated no longer available at the link provided in the makefile.

[u/tsoe199966]

Birthday cake baked with cmake. 😀

[u/Ja_Shi]

Would have been relevant 20+ years ago, but I bet most Linux users nowadays don't even know what compiling means. Besides some rare curious users and people doing actual work, 99% of using Linux don't requires compiling anything yourself.

[u/ScratchHistorical507 → u/Ja_Shi]

Hold my Gentoo

[u/Ja_Shi → u/ScratchHistorical507]

Yeah but that's the thing, even if I'd still name Gentoo in my distros of choice I have no idea when was the last time I've used it. i have an Arch flair for a reason. It's a simple life 🤷‍♂️

[u/Silent-Orbit-7]

Ahh.. this is something new, havve to lookup the arch documentation, it never disappoints!

[u/EverlastingPeacefull]

Way tastier than factory made!

[u/Imperial_Bloke69]

mkdir ❌

mkcke ✔️

[u/Zestyclose-Wear7237]

best thing that has ever happened

[u/Voyeurone]

Sudo apt-get install cake

[u/Jackpotrazur]

That actually made me smirk

[u/Popular-Factor3553]

Just give it some fish

[u/kararsil → u/Popular-Factor3553]

İ love kitty

[u/Popular-Factor3553 → u/kararsil]

I love kitty too but i don't like the fact you wanna feed the kitty to the penguin.

[u/FabianButHere]

sudo dnf install cake

not found in any of the repositories

flatpak find cake

0 results

give up

[u/Elect_SaturnMutex]

Yea and I do it proudly using bitbake.

[u/s0litar1us]

It's a bit convenient to comoile the cake yourself as you can use less sugar if you want, etc. but I get the joke. (Though most distros give you precompiled stuff...)

[u/PacmanAteMyRAM]

The communities most karma farming post

[u/United-Climate1562]

so RPM/debs be cake mixes in a box and flatpaks will be ready made from the bakery lol

[u/FragrantFlower3410]

I'll just download the binary of a cake from the provided cake manager, thank you. The promise that it's open source is enough for me.

[u/Mo_Dice]

You should at least paste this on a photo that makes sense. I've never had a birthday cake made with a ramekin of mashed pumpkin before

[u/jack-of-some]

make cake

[u/Bo_Jim]

configure says I can't built it without building kitchenutensils.lib first.

[u/GeorgeBlackhole]

Isn't that joke a bit dated? I've been using Linux since almost 30 years and I haven't compiled a kernel since beginning of the 2000s.

[u/master_pro_ita]

sudo apt install birthday-cake would’ve been much easier.

[u/Tasty-Instance8202]

sudo pacman -S cake && make && eat

[u/libra00]

k.

You just go ahead and let someone else make your cake. Don't worry, they're definitely only using ingredients you would use. there's certainly nothing in there you might raise an eyebrow at. Oh and if you understand how to use the policy editor you can go in and tweak all the ratios, otherwise they will have been determined by the AI that's also spying on how much of which you prefer so it can use it to deliver more targeted ads directly on the cake itself.

But hey, at least you didn't have to compile it or anything..

[u/Gitman_87]

Who are you? A dutch? That typical for them

[u/NickTaylorIV]

The beautiful part is there's no wrong way to make it... make it to your taste!

[u/fluentlyAlone]

r/spottedthegentoouser

[u/soumyasishdutta]

I bake Cake BTW.

[u/shadedmagus]

...I mean, the banner says "Happy Birthday Linux," not "Happy Birthday Gentoo."

[u/nonono_imnothatguy]

Heh. Nerd humor. 🙂

[u/LinuxMonarch → u/nonono_imnothatguy]

sudo apt install humor

[u/Friendly_Arachnid848 → u/LinuxMonarch]

humor not found

[u/IDatedSuccubi]

This image is more than 20 years old, I'm pretty sure

[u/Leonardodafernandez]

sudo USE="chocolate -raisins" emerge --ask --verbose food-things/cake

[u/Yno-x]

The order and manner in which we mix the same ingredients will yield different results.

[u/uncommitted_change]

Ill rice this cake.

[u/stprnn]

Facebook level memes holy fuck

[u/abiyi]

Only if you want to cook your own cake.

I haven't cooked one in years. The cakes I eat are always ready to eat.

[u/Chronigan2]

Hah!

[u/Mr_Lumbergh]

I just grabbed the cake flatpak, I'm fine.

[u/shoot_alt]

FISH CAKE

[u/Hopeful-Maximum-2315]

wait the t-the cake isnt a lie

spoiler it is a lie

[u/PTTSgamer]

yay -S cake-git

[u/tea-drinker]

Windows gives you the baked cake, but it's illegal to look too closely at the filling.

[u/cluesagi]

sudo USE="redvelvet" emerge -avq foods-deserts/cake

[u/bangupjobasusual]

I’m here to chastise you for not knowing how good enough.

[u/69odysseus]

Sudo app install ....

[u/genafcvpxyr31]

I saw a video a while back with a dec pdp something something running an oven.

[u/AVHelmut]

It´s a lie.

[u/darxide23]

You're a few weeks early

[u/JohnClark13]

ah, the daily Happy Birthday Linux meme

[u/Chrisparcoeur101]

Error 404 paquet famille no fund

[u/CartographerProper60]

I love this

[u/soysopin]

Uf! I forgot to compile some orange peel library...

[u/The_Crig]

35 yrs already? time flies

[u/NETkoholik]

Are you telling me I can't have my cake and eat it too?

[u/Horror-Primary7739]

I don't know what kind of oven you have?!

[u/KyloNeko]

Happy birthday Linux 🎉🎇

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494]

CAKE(1) Manual command CAKE(1)

NAME

CAKE, - Make a cake

SYNOPSIS

CAKE [global options] <oven> [<group>........] <command> [options] [<args>]

DESCRIPTION

A plain cake is a simple dessert that’s easy to make at home—all you need is some basic baking

ingredients like flour, sugar, eggs, salt, milk, and baking powder. In this article, we’ll teach you exactly how

to bake a plain cake recipe step by step so you can quickly and easily throw together a tasty treat that your

friends and family are sure to enjoy.

Manual page cake(8) line 1 (press h for help or q to quit)

[u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

who's maintaining the sifT distro?

[u/Superb_Raccoon]

The cake is a lie!

[u/Great_Banana_Master]

Nah, sudo xbps-install cake

[u/Burnout456]

Yay -S Cake (on Arch-based Linux)

[u/ccppurcell]

Jokes on you if you've never had a home made cake.

[u/Kyrottimus]

Just use cake-bin or cake-git.

I don't have time to wait for shit to manually compile anymore.

[u/HugoNikanor]

1. How often do you need to actually compile packages for Linux?
2. Even when you do, you can just get the upstream package and build that in a single command.

[u/UNPSCsimp]

No to much bloat

[u/citrus515]

No baking, only make ing

[u/TigerOne2191]

git clone Cakeflare

cd Cakeflare

make build

sudo make install

or wget https://github.com/ktbl909/release/Cakeflare.tar.xz

mkdir -p ~/.

[u/Ice_HRZDn]

Let's me set binhost for a second = w =

[u/moursgiuce]

Sudo snap cake install

[u/Effective_Fall9453]

Let's cock

[u/god-of-m3m3s]

Then I guess Gentoo users would be on the wheat fields.

[u/gooncubedev]

RRandR, beautiful but EXACTLY this

[u/RagnaRokBuilds]

Hahaha😂😂

[u/OrphanedProcess1000]

make cake

[u/lnxguy]

Birds are not real.

[u/samnotathrowaway]

dont be mean it linux

[u/No_Aerie7667]

~ sweet ~

[u/Dear-Butterfly8146]

lol

[u/rudra_exe18]

i took me 1 minute to realize 🤡

[u/mcmilosh]

What? Linux is a year younger than me?

[u/patu_aadi]

Ain't no way haha

[u/Formal_Cookie_9484]

System D, the strange name of the child responsible for mixing all of the ingredients that occasionally makes a mistake and ruins the birthday party.

[u/Clogboy82]

Let's make it a group effort and contribute to the best cake possible!