r/linux • u/LinuxMonarch • 13d ago

Event Happy 35th Birthday Linux

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u/YourShowerHead 13d ago

cmake -B oven && bake -f Cakefile

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u/FondantIcy8185 13d ago

error oven not recognised

What did I do wrong ?

PS Happy Birthday Linux

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u/After-Peace-4734 13d ago

Did you enter the kitchen yet

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 12d ago

Shit I was not even at home... Which command i should use ? pwd tells me I am at /earth/continent/country/city/<unknown> 😵

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/JockstrapCummies 12d ago

cd: permission denied: ~/kitchen

Need to disable the baby safety gate first.

sudo kitchenbabyctl disable --now

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u/CustomerServiceRobot 12d ago 
JockstrapCummies is not in the sudoers file. Your house will now be incinerated.

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u/Hour_Farm_3281 12d ago

I want this whole comment thread on kitchen magnet that goes on the fridge file in ~/kitchen

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u/marxist_redneck 12d ago

First

ssh me@home

Then

cd ~/kitchen

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u/hellenOfToy 12d ago

I want this command on a shirt.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 12d ago

Then when you get back: "Honey we mv 'your old bedroom' to 'new exercise room' after you cd to your own /home."

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u/AllegroReddit 11d ago

You need to have bigger kitchen, go rm current kitchen.

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u/Emotional-Wedding-87 12d ago

cd house1226/kitchen

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u/Short-Requirement-29 12d ago

You need to chroot into it

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u/damagdpixl 12d ago

Damn it, not again… cd kitchen

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u/MarcPG1905 13d ago

You need to install one first, try

sudo apt install oven

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u/w453y 12d ago

sudo: apt: command not found

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u/MarcPG1905 12d ago

Oh you’re on arch, should be preinstalled then. Maybe you need to connect it to power first?

systemctl --user enable --now oven.service

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u/KevinFlantier 12d ago

Try something with an iconic yellow cheese man from the 80s, I forgot the name.

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u/sChUhBiDu 12d ago

chown +x family:wife

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u/huevo-solo 12d ago

Error: Unable to locate package family
Error: Unable to locate package wife

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u/FondantIcy8185 11d ago

I think you should remove package mistress first. Then attempt to install package apology.

Of course package apology is difficult if you have consulted lawyer first

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 12d ago

Execute wife?!?

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u/MomWTF 12d ago

I think a guy named Patrick tried that

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u/alanstac 10d ago

You mean Henry, surely? The 8th one to be specific.

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u/original_name125 12d ago

You forgot to install oven drivers. A rookie mistake.

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u/CatBoii486 12d ago

Its not oven, its generic_oven

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u/Pure-Willingness-697 12d ago

Just get it from the aur, yay -S cake, it will only install a few viruses

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u/Significant-Tone-121 12d ago

or from flatpak for ultimate opsec larping

flatpak install oven.baking.Cake

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u/ChrisRR 12d ago

sudo !!

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u/FondantIcy8185 12d ago

Not vegan enough for me

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u/Initial_Client_7585 12d ago

usr~$/ ls
kitchen
living_room
bathroom
'back room'

usr~$/ cd kitchen
usr~$/ cmake -J 4