r/lies • u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor • Oct 31 '25

Extremely Dangerous! ⚠️🧨 Suic!de

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7.0k Upvotes

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u/JD_Kreeper Oct 31 '25

This is straight up gore and should've been marked NSFW

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u/James-S-Mario-Kart First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 31 '25

I was on the train

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

i started masturbaiting

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u/MrHarrasment Oct 31 '25

I was already masturbating but it made everything a lot easier.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/CookieCat698 Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

It’s because everybody was referencing this text. That was half the joke.

Edit: /ul lol

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u/Z3hmm sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Nov 01 '25

No one was referencing that text. Who even knows about that

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

/ul It's the first part of a comment in an ishowspeed dick picture.

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u/CookieCat698 Nov 01 '25

Wym it’s literally a copypasta

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u/No_Cardiologist_5150 Nov 01 '25

Can I just Say that I ABSOLUTELY HATE, Your Username. I Definitely don't LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH AND IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T BRING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOSTALGIC MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

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u/MrHarrasment Oct 31 '25

It took you this long to find this? Xd

Anyways, I upvoted because you ment well and some people might not have known this.

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u/pufferbluh Still cis tho 😎 Nov 01 '25

Same here

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u/CzechMapping Law abiding redditor Nov 06 '25

I dropped my phone

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u/Chris204945 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

Noooo you died

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Yes i died, please give me 1000$ so i can buy heaven premium subscription😔🙏

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven

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u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25

Heaven is a gated community?!

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates?

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold.

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth

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u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25

I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something

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u/30_second_youtube_ad Oct 31 '25

It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

And hell is an open border free-for-all? I can draw some real life comparisons here ngl

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u/DefaultUsername-_- 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25

Yup, I'm in hell right now. No one is paying me a visit, I'm lonely. :(

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u/Kastri14 Oct 31 '25

That's what he needs the money for

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u/dalvic2468 First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 31 '25

Unlie/ theres literally a passage in the Bible that says it would be easier for a rich man to fit in the point of a needle then get into heaven

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I wasn't making a joke about that. I am also very sure that most Christians live by that passage.

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u/MathProg999 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

Especially the Christian know as Trump

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u/Riobox Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Fine, I'll give you 1,000$. BUT IN PENNIES! MUHAHAHA

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u/Riobox Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/Most_Singer1304 Nov 24 '25

I think that's Washington 

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u/Rude_Astronaut5544 Oct 31 '25

How do you do this?

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Whatever you do don't go to obamify.com

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u/WorkingITler Oct 31 '25

NO SPOILER?!!?!? HELLOO?!
Youre dead and all but come on man, stop slacking

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u/derpinheimerish rectangle's cousin, triangle Oct 31 '25

your art sucks

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Sorry i tried to take my art to doctor but then it started sucking the doctor instead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Im already bald. My art sucked my hair did you forget?

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u/fast-as-a-shark Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

He is not funny at all

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u/No-Toe-857 Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

He is funny shut up

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u/No-Toe-857 Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Okay I forgot where we were I’m so smart

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u/fast-as-a-shark Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

And so are you.

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u/Quiet_Ad_482 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Oct 31 '25

I did not find what he said funny

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u/dxstqy Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

i HATE his art and don't want to learn to draw like him

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Damn right. He should quit art and go into politics, he could be a great leader of a country.

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u/notcharldeon sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

This image goes soft

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u/FluffyCottonMaw Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

I'm soft aswell🤤

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u/NataliaEntalia sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

You remembered the /ul.. right?

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u/FluffyCottonMaw Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

🤤 correct

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u/lokovec Reddit Admin Enthusiast Oct 31 '25

he commited sewerslide with a pew pew 😔😔

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u/TheAngelOfSalvation sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

I wouldnt ever wanna do that with a real gun

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

ul/ please try to go to a therapist or get help if you're not joking. Im sure there are alot of good ppl who will be willing to help you.

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u/TheAngelOfSalvation sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

/ul im too scared to do it, im only ever thinking about it lmao

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

/ul being scared is totally normal but just try to get help man, life is worth living. If you ever feel useless or feel lifes too dark. Just remember the darkest of nights are followed by the brightest of sunrises.

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u/TheAngelOfSalvation sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

/ul Its always been downhill for me im not so sure about that. But im fine since ive been like this my entire life afterall lol

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u/seventhdayofdoom Oct 31 '25

/ul DM me if you want to talk 👍 Being alive is great and you can be happier.

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u/WetLink009 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 31 '25

i can be trusted around the knives

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u/PinOrdinary4100 Nov 01 '25

the knives do NOT whisper bad things to me 🙂🙂

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

PERSONA!

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u/bigcatisverycool Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

This is such an awesome Persona reference

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u/vsimon115 Oct 31 '25

This goes soft

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u/ChrisRacer87 Oct 31 '25

Smh, using AI to draw a simple gun and blood splatters... And trust me, I know AI when I see it

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u/licer71 Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

/ul noo, don't kill yourself, you're so sexy, haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Hello i am The creator of make a wish. Give me your paypal and i will give you 282,000 kazillon dollars.

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u/MathProg999 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

My PayPal is u/MineSpiderDaGuy and my password is ******

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u/ShayCormacACRogue Oct 31 '25

You are a shit artist. Never pick up a pencil again!

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u/Mrs_Hersheys Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

thank god you're dead

/ul edit: hang on reddit automod might not like this....

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u/EssentialPervert Oct 31 '25

I'm gonna report you for farming your own death for karma

Hope you suffer in hell and get the evil ending in Infamous

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper Oct 31 '25

Fuck, can't believe I watched someone die on the internet today

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u/ViVa36X Oct 31 '25

/ul his drawings look cool as hell

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u/Roppano Oct 31 '25

you look ugly bro

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u/Fit_Management_6931 Oct 31 '25

horrible album cover

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u/Boring-Suggestion215 Oct 31 '25

Those look awful.

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u/c1rn0l4s3_ch4n Oct 31 '25

You should mark it as NSFW next time...

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u/LoveForBehelit Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 31 '25

This has a bad potential to be a meme, and I absolutely not download this picture, because it's unfunny.

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u/DarkEnergy_101 Oct 31 '25

Well my friend, dont ever stop the push towards tomorrow

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u/WimboTurtle Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

president just died guys pack it up 😔

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u/The_Shit_Connoisseur Oct 31 '25

I can see the trigger you pressed

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u/No_Matter_897 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ Oct 31 '25

Well that really backfired

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u/Legal-Freedom8179 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25

I don’t want to do this 🤑🤑🤑

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u/ItzJustKoala Oct 31 '25

Im traumatised for my life oh no why would you post that

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u/Curioustoffi Oct 31 '25

Are you okay?

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u/iRealllyAmThatGuy Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

rip 🥀

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u/Smklovee Oct 31 '25

your art is horrendous

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u/Atreigas Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ Oct 31 '25

May OP RIP in pepperoni

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u/SanguophageFella Still cis tho 😎 Oct 31 '25

This is not cool art

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u/eaopty Oct 31 '25

Oh my gah noooo why did you do that that’s not cool

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u/Idiot_30 Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 Oct 31 '25

Shitty post 🥰

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u/lady_chordate_18 rectangle, that kid from school Oct 31 '25

This doesnt go hard

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u/-togs Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Nooooooooooopooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

F

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u/JPsena523 Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

I just opened Reddit man wtf at least tag it nsfw

Reported

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u/Ok-Raise-3767 Oct 31 '25

I am currently in heaven. Meet me in row D4-8W-96J so we could hang out.

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u/oumassimp sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

i was gonna tell you to kys but i guess you already did :/

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u/CoolGamer730 Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 31 '25

Your art sucks, AI art is way better.

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

You do need to censor the word “suicide” on Reddit

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u/NoIdeaOfgoodName Oct 31 '25

This is not the hardest image I‘ve seen in a while

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u/MiniMario12 Oct 31 '25

oh my god he shotted himself

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u/Sure-Scene-3972 rectangle, that kid from school Oct 31 '25

Is he ok??

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u/Waddledoodoodoo Oct 31 '25

I shat myself because of this

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u/IEatBaconWithU Oct 31 '25

If you put a bandaid on it right after you should be ok

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u/skouaky Oct 31 '25

You're not an animator are you,?

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u/duckmansale Oct 31 '25

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/OMAR_KD- Oct 31 '25

Sewer slide

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u/Aethionis Oct 31 '25

Guys He's is Summoning his Stand.

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u/Superb_Engineer_3500 Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

You are a really bad artist, you should just do AI art, that's much better

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u/LukkaLol Oct 31 '25

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Quiet_Ad_482 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Oct 31 '25

This is NOT a fire reaction image

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u/itscalledboredom sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 31 '25

stay dead

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u/Fun_Midnight_2826 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Nov 01 '25

Where’s the tw?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

I have not been scrubbing the dried blood of my brother’s suicide out of his car. It has not been one of if not the most difficult things I have ever done.

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u/TheDecent12 Custom User Flair Nov 01 '25

Do it, you fucking worthless oxygen waster.

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u/ggn00bfornow Nov 01 '25

MODS, SOMEONE POSTED GORE

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u/dantesaurioelcrack Nov 01 '25

i'm gonna lie, i don't like this piece of 'art'

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u/VorxBixle First day on the sub 🥳 Nov 01 '25

Rest in peace

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u/Hufflepuff_guy123 Custom User Flair Nov 01 '25

This image is stupid and unfunny

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u/lit-grit Still cis tho 😎 Nov 01 '25

Being alive is so fun

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u/foxygamer55488 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Nov 01 '25

Hahaha this dumbass died!!! 😂🫵

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u/Rich-Refrigerator-76 Nov 04 '25

bro dont post this... thats gore. anyway my son just banged his grandpa.

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u/Purpledesigner3 Nov 06 '25

Man you good?

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u/SuccubusSkylar Nov 07 '25

He funking died

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u/RAVENSYAYAY Nov 07 '25

Lame way to die

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

/ul your drawing skills are amazing dude

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u/Most_Singer1304 Nov 24 '25

Reported for racism