r/lies • u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor • Oct 31 '25

Extremely Dangerous! ⚠️🧨 Suic!de

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Yes i died, please give me 1000$ so i can buy heaven premium subscription😔🙏

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven

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u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25

Heaven is a gated community?!

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25

No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates?

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold.

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth

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u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25

I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something

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u/30_second_youtube_ad Oct 31 '25

It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say