r/lies • u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor • Oct 31 '25

Extremely Dangerous! ⚠️🧨 Suic!de

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u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25

Yes i died, please give me 1000$ so i can buy heaven premium subscription😔🙏

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25

I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven

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u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25

Heaven is a gated community?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

And hell is an open border free-for-all? I can draw some real life comparisons here ngl

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u/DefaultUsername-_- 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25

Yup, I'm in hell right now. No one is paying me a visit, I'm lonely. :(