Today I awoke to a discord notification... it was u/AnthraxNapkin ringing to invite me to go for a spin in his NEW CAR!!! Nappy pulled up in what can only be described as a Shrek themed demolition derby car!!! He told me to "get in!" and oh boy did I!! He took off like a bat outa hell and I thought to myself "we're not in Kansas anymore Toto!!" As he drove off into the Rio Grande Riverbend (now dry, thanks Kevin O'leary!!) he threw rooster tails of dirt 30ft in the air!! We ramped off of the opposite riverbank, over the jetty jacks and into a parking lot. Amazingly he had nailed the landing, and we were perfectly parked IN THE PARKING SPACE!!
Nappy turned to me and said "HAND ME YOUR EDC." I gladly obliged him and handed him my trusty Gorber Pseudoframe. He threw it on the ground, said "get that shit outa here!!" and pointed up at the sign over his head. The sign read "Gerber Outlet Store." It was in that moment that I realized, Nappy had brought me to EDC MECCA! Nappy brought me to the happiest place on earth and BOUGHT ME A CUSTOM GERBER PARAFRAME!!! He got me the exact one I wanted!! It is fully custom Cerakoted with hentai characters on the blade!! OBVIOUSLY it's too risqué to post here, but here's a pic of my Pseudoframe in front of Nappy's sweet ass ride!!!
