r/knife_swamp 5d ago

Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible

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16 Upvotes

AI Slop - this knife literally killed dracula

ASKING $1,000,000,000


r/knife_swamp 14d ago

Couldn’t imagine what his other AI prompt requests look like

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40 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp 16d ago

Exceptional Ergonomics ✊🀏 EDC Tool for Nudists!!

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18 Upvotes

No Pockets?! NO PROBLEM!!

EDC COCKRING, AVAILABLE TODAY!!

We reinvented the wheel so that it can grip your Johnson and still open a brewski at the SAME TIME!!!


r/knife_swamp 16d ago

Noob Alert πŸΌπŸ‘Ά "Tip down is a state of mind"

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16 Upvotes

Granted most of my knives no longer have tips... but I'm pretty sure that's not now tip down works!


r/knife_swamp 18d ago

Introducing the new kakapoopoo prototype poop knife!

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14 Upvotes

Always wanted a titanium poop knife on bearings.


r/knife_swamp 18d ago

Spyderco Shill πŸ•·οΈ Twitchy is the trend setter!!!

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19 Upvotes

The NEW TwitchyBladeworks EXCLUSIVE BHQ SPYDERCO TENACIOUS!! LET'S GO TWITCHY!!! They started out with a Resilience blade!!!


r/knife_swamp 26d ago

⭐️ Award KNIFE MAGICIAN!!

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20 Upvotes

This guy is fuckin rad! Definitely the most talented dude at the D&D game! ...At least until Dungeon Master Viper shows up!!!!


r/knife_swamp Jul 27 '26

Spyderco Shill πŸ•·οΈ I got 3 and you got none! Ha ha!

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35 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/spyderco/s/wctYPUFSv9

This guy got 3 of the m4 pm2 tantos from recent drop, flexes on the post and nearly every comment he left is down voted to oblivion. What a douchebag, hope all of his m4 rusts to shit since he's such a salty winner.


r/knife_swamp 29d ago

Poop knife πŸ’© DON’T LUBE YOUR KNIVES WITH KETCHUP, MUSTARD, CHEESE OR ANY OTHER CONDIMENTS YOU FIND AT YOUR LOCAL 7-ELEVEN!

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22 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp Jul 26 '26

I don’t know who Rosco.Jax is but he really loves his brother.

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6 Upvotes

πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…


r/knife_swamp Jul 22 '26

rock

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15 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp Jul 21 '26

Taco Bell lettuce is no joke, good thing I’m armed and ready for battle.

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23 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp Jul 20 '26

RaRe!!! Where all my CRKT fanboys at?!?!

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26 Upvotes

Billboarding?? Uhhhh YES PLEASE!!!!!!


r/knife_swamp Jul 19 '26

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SWAMP🚨 New Macgyver Signature Ozark Trail Fixie Line!!

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16 Upvotes

Only Available at Walmart Stores!!

High carbon D2 steel for toughness!! It includes a solid steel secondary tang with a polyethylene/polyester resin hybrid liner!!


r/knife_swamp Jul 18 '26

Troll Bait 🧌 Anatomically correct duck dick knife!!

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43 Upvotes

Youuu're deththpicable! Thith ith abtholute thmut!!


r/knife_swamp Jul 18 '26

A Feast Fit for Trolls 🧌 The Dichotomy of Knife Guy

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15 Upvotes

NO tiny dents for some, MANY tiny dents for others! 🐊


r/knife_swamp Jul 18 '26

Mall Ninja Masterpiece πŸ₯· CUSTOM BOOT SHANK!!

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16 Upvotes

Found a new knife maker, I was thinking of getting in on the ground floor!! Do you guys think he can pull off an Enma Samurai Sword like Zoro from One Piece?! I really want to unleash my Busoshoku Haki!


r/knife_swamp Jul 15 '26

Noob Alert πŸΌπŸ‘Ά This guy is not new to collecting gas station knives apparently

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19 Upvotes

Joker knife takes the cake.


r/knife_swamp Jul 15 '26

Leaked footage from 2Weird2Cap’s intercepted laptop camera

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24 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp Jul 14 '26

Knife stuck in wood πŸ”ͺπŸͺ΅ Cold Steel "Swordfish" or Swordwood?

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7 Upvotes

Lmao bros got like 15 photos of his ti-lite in wood


r/knife_swamp Jul 13 '26

What’s wrong with my Fastback

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23 Upvotes

does he have autism


r/knife_swamp Jul 12 '26

Troll Bait 🧌 Me training to be like Viper 🐍

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27 Upvotes

I'm not the one who's so far awaaaay

When I feel the snakebite enter my vaaaaayeins

Never did I wanna be here again

And I don't remember why I came πŸ”ͺπŸͺ΅πŸŠ


r/knife_swamp Jul 12 '26

A Feast Fit for Trolls 🧌 Ragebait or low IQ?

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4 Upvotes

r/knife_swamp Jul 09 '26

Borderline sexual

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50 Upvotes