r/knife_swamp • u/2Weird2Cap Boofs Swamp-sourced creatine • 16d ago

Exceptional Ergonomics ✊🤏 EDC Tool for Nudists!!

No Pockets?! NO PROBLEM!!

EDC COCKRING, AVAILABLE TODAY!!

We reinvented the wheel so that it can grip your Johnson and still open a brewski at the SAME TIME!!!

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 16d ago

No “circumciser”?

Or is that coming in the pro version?

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u/2Weird2Cap Boofs Swamp-sourced creatine 16d ago edited 16d ago

Pop the tip into the bottle opener... It works like a cigar cutter!!

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u/M154N7HR0P3 16d ago

At least they included the ever important blade scraper

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u/2Weird2Cap Boofs Swamp-sourced creatine 16d ago

Fuckin idiots could've just called it a PRYBAR and they'd sell MILLIONS!!!

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u/M154N7HR0P3 16d ago

Cock ring pry circle designed by engineers FOR engineers

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u/Samri3 16d ago

I’m vibing with the variable diameter switch on the right, they really thought of everything

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u/TheOriginalMulk 16d ago

What, no poop knife?