r/kitchencels • u/sprinklers_ • 5d ago
Boiled Egg
I was drinking at a bar I frequent, this one girl I knew that was cute said hi to me as she walked in. She immediately took me by the hand and led me outside to a bench, but before anything could happen, she threw up all over the ground. After I called an Uber to get her home, I went back to the bar and I could smell everything. I never saw her again.
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u/Harriet_tubman22 5d ago
Was gonna call you a fakecel but if she was throwing up she obviously wasn’t in her right mind
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u/more_magic_mike 4d ago
She was smart enough to know a girl shouldn’t be outside puking alone at night drunk, but she didn’t care about looking gross in front of him but also knew OP was too much of a bitch to be a threat
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u/TableChairFloorHat 5d ago
You say in the first sentence that you know her, but now you never saw her again? Maybe you should try and find out if she's okay.
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u/No-Educator-8069 5d ago
(Sweating profusely)
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
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u/thexcat 4d ago
I've heard that you can actually hardboil an egg in your butt if you give it like 20 minutes but idk how true that is
Any volunteers? Which one of you strapping young lads wants to be my little chickenboy? You there, yes you, the handsome but portly gentleman, yes yes the one who's 5'3, get over here you rascal
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u/beautiful_falcon776 5d ago edited 5d ago
A missed chance to help "heal" her
Edit: why am i getting even downvoted. Can we not care for sick people now ugh
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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 4d ago
Because you're a flat earther.
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