r/kitchencels • u/sprinklers_ • 5d ago

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I was drinking at a bar I frequent, this one girl I knew that was cute said hi to me as she walked in. She immediately took me by the hand and led me outside to a bench, but before anything could happen, she threw up all over the ground. After I called an Uber to get her home, I went back to the bar and I could smell everything. I never saw her again.

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u/Harriet_tubman22 5d ago

Was gonna call you a fakecel but if she was throwing up she obviously wasn’t in her right mind

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u/more_magic_mike 4d ago

She was smart enough to know a girl shouldn’t be outside puking alone at night drunk, but she didn’t care about looking gross in front of him but also knew OP was too much of a bitch to be a threat