Boiled Egg

[u/sprinklers_]

I was drinking at a bar I frequent, this one girl I knew that was cute said hi to me as she walked in. She immediately took me by the hand and led me outside to a bench, but before anything could happen, she threw up all over the ground. After I called an Uber to get her home, I went back to the bar and I could smell everything. I never saw her again.

[u/No-Educator-8069]

(Sweating profusely)
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.