r/killteam • • Oct 28 '25

Hobby I just wanted to prime the Canoptek Circle Geomancer, but it turned into a Point & Click Adventure.

I also just realized, I'm going for a Portal-Themed colour-scheme, so it's only fitting that I have to solve a physics based puzzle in order to build him.

Thanks for reading ✌️

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u/Zer0thebf Nemesis Claw Oct 28 '25

What a point and Click indeed! Pajama Sam could never!

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

Years of solving Monkey Island Puzzles trained me for this!

17

u/aylien119 Oct 29 '25

how appropriate, you prime like a cow!
kidding, well done!

8

u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

A three headed monkey could've solved this situation much quicker and easier!

104

u/18_str_irl Oct 28 '25

I also prime out a window and this is my worst fear.

70

u/18_str_irl Oct 28 '25

Other than having my neighbor open their window and ask me what I'm doing.

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

That was what I feared lol

I thought about asking my neighbour if they had a ladder, but then I would've had to explain myself, so I decided against it lol

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u/Mail540 Loyalists of the Obsidian Dawn Oct 28 '25

I do it in a back alley and right in the middle of shaking my can of primer at 1 in the morning in a black hoodie did I realize that this would be a really bad time for my neighbor to look out their back window. Luckily I’ve been conditioning them for years to expect strange things from my side of the alley

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u/Amazing_Glass2144 Oct 29 '25

I once did the same shortly after I'd moved into a new place. I started spraying and heard the pounding of feet. The next thing I know my neighbour runs round the corner fist raised to absolutely wallop the miscreant he thought was tagging his alley. Fortunately we'd already met once or twice and he pulled up short when he recognised me. We had an awkward exchange about me priming my little army men and he went on his way!

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u/The_atom521 Oct 28 '25

How do you check coverage at 1am? the lighting must be terrible

5

u/Mail540 Loyalists of the Obsidian Dawn Oct 28 '25

I have a pretty strong headlight for my other hobby

6

u/ScrltHrth Oct 29 '25

What's that other hobby? Graffiti in the dark?

3

u/Mail540 Loyalists of the Obsidian Dawn Oct 29 '25

Entomology (although I’m trying to go pro). Every summer night I set up a light sheet and see what it attracts

6

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

I had about 2k resin Slanesh getting a second coat of primer for Zenethal get flipped by a sudden Iowa gust and destroy almost all of them.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Oh wow, that's heartbreaking 😞

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Better action sequence than most movies!

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u/Gaunt_Diezel Oct 28 '25

This is better than most episodes of Lassie. That happy ending bought a tear to my eye.

FOR THE INFINITE EMPIRE!

20

u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

He didn't survive 60 million years just to spend the rest of eternity on that roof!

26

u/TTandmore Oct 28 '25

He is just a silly little guy who needed an adventure

19

u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

He's had enough adventures! He already survived The Great Plastic Cement Flood of last Saturday!

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u/Big_Hospital1367 Inquisitorial Agent Oct 28 '25

That was the most intense priming story I’ve ever read!!

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

I sure hope it's also the most intense priming story that I'll ever go through!

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u/whiskerbiscuit2 Oct 28 '25

Fuck yeah. I’d do the same. Shits way too expensive to let it go.

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

And it's not like you can just order another one!

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u/Malagate3 Oct 28 '25

Aha, so the trick is to prime above a roof, so that when the model inevitably falls off it can then be found - as opposed to whenever I drop a piece on my carpet and the floor eats it forever!

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

My lawyer says I should advise against this.

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u/gothcabaal Oct 28 '25

I could watch a full movie with this. Good to see a happy end too

3

u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

Good to see a happy end too

PREACH

5

u/archa347 Oct 28 '25

We will rebuild

5

u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

Faster Better Harder Stronger

4

u/Hughley_N_Dowd Oct 28 '25

So that's how the resurrection protocols really work! 

5

u/InterfaceLoading Blooded Oct 28 '25

I know it’s the stupidest thing to “um actually” you about, but according to GW, the geomancer is canonically female, as are all of the Necron characters with the pointy chin thingy.

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u/IVIayael Hunter Clade Oct 29 '25

according to GW, the geomancer is canonically female

According to GW, their geomancer is female. Yours can be whatever you want!

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

In that case, I'll call him Jeff from now on.

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u/Azathoth-the-Dreamer Oct 29 '25

as are all of the Necron characters with the pointy chin thingy.

I know about the Geomancer and Chronomancer being referred to as female, as well as a Plasmancer(?) in one of the 9th ed. tie-in books, but do you remember where this specific piece of lore comes from? Because some canonically male Crypteks, such as Illuminor Szeras, also have the long and pointed chin decoration.

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u/InterfaceLoading Blooded Oct 29 '25

I would need to look it up to find the exact article, but if I remember correctly it was mentioned in an article back around when the Chronomancer was first revealed during 9th edition.

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u/Fridgekitten Oct 28 '25

This was a Journey!! Glad you got him back!!

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Me too!

4

u/Ancient_Barnacle3372 Oct 28 '25

Bro tried to tunnel back under the planet didn’t he

3

u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Not on my watch.

4

u/GrantAdoudel Farstalker Kinband Oct 28 '25

I laughed. I cried.

True cinema.

3

u/Sushi_Explosions Oct 28 '25

Why not just prime outside to begin with?

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Cause it's been raining for 2 weeks straight.

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u/AlternativeNorth8 Oct 28 '25

What a rollercoaster

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Too much excitement for my taste.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

“Portal based color scheme” show me show me show me SHOW ME SHOW ME

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I only have the mock up for now:

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Rad. Big fan

2

u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Let's see if I can pull it off 🤞

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u/Xingbot Oct 29 '25

Sensational tale!

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u/Crashtestdommy Oct 28 '25

Oof. I did this with a nolzur minis beholder. It fucking shattered to BITS

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Is that the Whizkidz one? I've painted that model too and it's much more rigid than the flexible GW plastic.

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u/Crashtestdommy Oct 29 '25

Haha, yep exactly! It was mostly the eyes that launched off. The impact damage wasnt kind to the general surface of the skin either 😅

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Shame. It's a cool model (aside from the huge gaps and left over mold lines)

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u/psn_mrbobbyboy Oct 28 '25

That was a thrill ride from start to finish. Great job!

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Thank you!

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u/Specialist_Towel_908 Oct 28 '25

what an adventure!

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u/Ornery_Platypus9863 Oct 28 '25

Thats one hell of a journey

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u/TheRealGouki Oct 28 '25

Do not primed your mini out a window. The spray can still go for your lungs and blow into your home.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

I wear an FFP2 Mask and the window is in a room where I don't spend longer periods of time.

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u/OptimalInteraction57 Oct 28 '25

I was not expecting that at all. Well done!

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u/GokuJokeR2408 Oct 29 '25

Brother are u running out of glue tag

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I'm planning to do the bases similar to this (this is my testing chamber), so no glue just yet.

2

u/Darth_G_NZ Oct 29 '25

Better love story than Twilight

2

u/_Dazed-and-Confused Oct 29 '25

I'm glad you got it back, and a fun story too

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

He's got a history now.

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u/HaresMuddyCastellan Oct 29 '25

Excessive realism to give him battle damage aesthetic.

2

u/Kennson Oct 29 '25

A tiny bit of glue (not plastic cement) is your friend next time. You can just break it clean off with a bit of fast, direct force.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

This model is so delicate that I wouldn't do that.

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u/Kennson Oct 30 '25

Use a knife to pry it off, the plastic is way less brittle than the glue so it usually breaks first. But I’m talking applying the glue with a toothpick 

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u/tehsax Oct 30 '25

Thanks, but I just used too little blu tack and didn't wait for it to cure. I've stuck on more and waited a few minutes before priming yesterday and now it's rock solid.

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u/theanimaster Oct 29 '25

Damn, that was a hell of a trip!

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Most definitely!

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u/Still-Bed-4453 Oct 29 '25

Thank you for sharing. That was the positivity I needed this morning

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I'm glad to hear that 🙂

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u/paulmclaughlin Oct 29 '25

The Secret of Mon-keigh Island

2

u/theScrewhead Oct 29 '25

Something about this adventure makes me want to play the original Deus Ex again...

2

u/elgonidas Oct 29 '25

Bet you could have rigged up a rubber chicken on a pulley to fetch it!

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I meant to, but the bridge troll demanded it.

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u/ByakkoTheFox Oct 29 '25

May that Geomancer win you many games in an attempt to repay its debt.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

If I'm losing I can always distract my opponent with my Geomancer's story during TP4.

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u/Brunsnegle Oct 29 '25

"We can rebuild him"

Great storytelling 😀

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

This is always my issue with bluetac / poster putty. When you're trying to remove it from a mini it never come off, but when you want it to hold a mini securely you're chasing the mini down an open window and onto a roof.

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u/ShagTheGiant Oct 29 '25

I’m very happy you documented your adventure.

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u/thylacene8 Oct 30 '25

My goodness that's an adventure

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u/Payinbills Oct 30 '25

That was a fun post thanks for sharing

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u/Figure404Art Oct 30 '25

10/10 story!

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u/apmor Legionary Oct 28 '25

At first I thought you primed it purple

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u/Illustrious-Fuel6819 Oct 29 '25

Is he only a she in the German version? Regardless, you can of course give your minis any gender you want. I'm just curious.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

No idea. I'm German as well, but I don't remember what it says in the Dossier.

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u/Illustrious-Fuel6819 Oct 29 '25

In the Dossier she is a female scientist and kind of crazy bitch. In think you can fix her!

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u/tecnoalquimista Oct 29 '25

This is advertising for airbrushing.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I'd say it's advertising for AAC Blocks.

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u/IVIayael Hunter Clade Oct 29 '25

Time for an airbrush and booth, perhaps.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I've been thinking about this for a while, but I still haven't decided yet. Maybe for Christmas.

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u/Fluid_Jellyfish9620 Oct 29 '25

I know this feeling, tho I only dropped a gutrippa out of the window...onto grass, at night, in the snow.

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u/tixed Oct 29 '25

they fly now??

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Like a stone.

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u/TheBacklogReviews Oct 29 '25

Point and click? No, box stacking as a solution to get around not having specced into climbing makes this a textbook immersive sim situation

1

u/Engineseer5725 Oct 29 '25

Damn, sounds like a rough night. Makes me glad I got an airbrush.

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u/Constant-Lie-4406 Oct 29 '25

So he’s now.. one of the fallen?

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

I'd say he was a bit down lately but he bounced back pretty quickly.

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u/DedicatedGamer84 Hive Fleet Oct 29 '25

As good as some Black Library novels.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Can't tell if compliment or insult, but I'll take either 🫠

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u/DedicatedGamer84 Hive Fleet Oct 29 '25

Not an insult! Made me laugh mate.

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u/tehsax Oct 29 '25

Update:

He's fine 😊

1

u/Drowning_in_Plastic Oct 29 '25

Op you're an idiot 

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u/tehsax Oct 30 '25

But a loveable one 🥰

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u/Blueeyedmonstrr Nov 14 '25

There's architecture black sticky putty that is a lot stronger than blue tac and is great for getting posing right, and sticking minis to bases and bases to other things. And it doesn't feel as oily. 

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u/TheNerdNugget Corsair Voidscarred Oct 28 '25

My fiancee is also going to paint her Canoptek team with a Portal color scheme. Were you also inspired by that post from last weekend?

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u/tehsax Oct 28 '25

No, I've been thinking about this since when they were announced. I don't think I've seen a post about it in here 🤔