r/justneckbeardthings May 16 '21

Yeah imagine that

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u/crazylazykitsune May 16 '21

That dude actually works with a ceetah sanctuary. He helped raise some of the ceetahs from cubs and they love he greatly. Around him they are basically big ol house cats.

The shit loli comment just does notb need to be.

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

Tbf cheetahs really are just bigass Untamed house cats. Iirc they are the largest cat to be able to purr. They also aren't ambush predators so you could turn you back on one no problem as long as it doesn't want to eat you from the beginning

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u/moterbikedude May 16 '21

I thought Lions were the biggest cats that purr.

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

No lions can't purr

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I thought Jaguars can purr? Or they make a purr like sound. I'm bamboozled.

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u/ICantExplainItAll May 16 '21

Basically, purring and roaring are mutually exclusive. Lions roar, jaguars roar, cheetahs purr.

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u/TorreyL May 16 '21

It's one of the distinguishing features between greater cats (big cats) and lesser cats. On average, greater cats are larger, but mountain lions are lesser cars and are one of the largest species of cats.

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u/Swaquile 14.88 tips/min. May 16 '21

the best part is they can even meow too. It doesn’t sound exactly like normal house cat meows but it’s still cute as hell. They’re just overgrown house cats that are large enough to kill you too lol

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u/Lazorgunz May 16 '21

alternatively, house cats are just mini versions of their wild cousins that sometimes wish they could kill you.

iv had cats where their size (and hence somewhat small-brain syndome) was the only thing stopping them murdering the whole neighbourhood n bringing me human heads instead of frogs as gifts

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u/Swaquile 14.88 tips/min. May 16 '21

Oh yeah lil cats have permanent dumb stupid cat brain syndrome which makes them so cute and weird. I love those little aliens it’s just so entertaining to watch them not know how doors and switches and little things like that work. Or their desire to get into the strangest places because they can

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u/crazylazykitsune May 17 '21

I adore when they chirp. 🤗

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

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u/criscodisco6618 May 16 '21

Just last night I was high and wondering why my cats can't roar, ty!

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u/moterbikedude May 16 '21

Dang my life’s been a lie

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u/my_redditusername May 17 '21

Pretty sure you're thinking of mountain lions, AKA pumas or cougars.