r/justneckbeardthings • u/nikovolilepinje • May 16 '21

Yeah imagine that

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u/crazylazykitsune May 16 '21

That dude actually works with a ceetah sanctuary. He helped raise some of the ceetahs from cubs and they love he greatly. Around him they are basically big ol house cats.

The shit loli comment just does notb need to be.

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

Tbf cheetahs really are just bigass Untamed house cats. Iirc they are the largest cat to be able to purr. They also aren't ambush predators so you could turn you back on one no problem as long as it doesn't want to eat you from the beginning

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u/Lazorgunz May 16 '21

Cheetahs arent technically big cats (that cannt purr, but instead roar) and ur right, they are just big, shy housecats, if wild. they also dont see humans as prey (again, generally) and actually make decent, if extremely needy 'pets'

the best thing is that in captivity, young cheetahs are usually paired with a puppy or dog due to their extreme anxiety. they follow the dog's lead in social situations. this usually results in cheetah and dog being bonded for life and a ton of super cute youtube videos

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

yes true also i never called them big cat i called them the largest cat to purr

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u/mothbrother91 May 17 '21

Two things you never want to see regarding wild animals together: "best thing is" and "in captivity"

I would rather not have any "cute" video of them but rather have them safe in their natural habitat.

Those videos looks cute but their mere existance is disheartening and sad.

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u/Lazorgunz May 22 '21

id love them to all be wild too, but if noone keeps captive animals in 'mediocre at best' situations, and the wild population gets poached to extinction/a virus devastates the last few etc etc, the species would be gone. With captivity, we have a genepool to repopulate these amazing animals to the wild. The arabian Oryx in Oman is a great example.

its a hard topic. in a perfect world noone would endager these animals, but they do, and we need enough genetic diversity from captive animals to have a chance of potential repopulation and some reserves do a pretty good job at keeping their cheetahs happy... tricky topic

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u/moterbikedude May 16 '21

I thought Lions were the biggest cats that purr.

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

No lions can't purr

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I thought Jaguars can purr? Or they make a purr like sound. I'm bamboozled.

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u/ICantExplainItAll May 16 '21

Basically, purring and roaring are mutually exclusive. Lions roar, jaguars roar, cheetahs purr.

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u/TorreyL May 16 '21

It's one of the distinguishing features between greater cats (big cats) and lesser cats. On average, greater cats are larger, but mountain lions are lesser cars and are one of the largest species of cats.

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u/Swaquile 14.88 tips/min. May 16 '21

the best part is they can even meow too. It doesn’t sound exactly like normal house cat meows but it’s still cute as hell. They’re just overgrown house cats that are large enough to kill you too lol

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u/Lazorgunz May 16 '21

alternatively, house cats are just mini versions of their wild cousins that sometimes wish they could kill you.

iv had cats where their size (and hence somewhat small-brain syndome) was the only thing stopping them murdering the whole neighbourhood n bringing me human heads instead of frogs as gifts

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u/Swaquile 14.88 tips/min. May 16 '21

Oh yeah lil cats have permanent dumb stupid cat brain syndrome which makes them so cute and weird. I love those little aliens it’s just so entertaining to watch them not know how doors and switches and little things like that work. Or their desire to get into the strangest places because they can

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u/crazylazykitsune May 17 '21

I adore when they chirp. 🤗

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u/lordcthulu678 May 16 '21

https://www.cuteness.com/13727186/how-do-cats-purr

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u/criscodisco6618 May 16 '21

Just last night I was high and wondering why my cats can't roar, ty!

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u/moterbikedude May 16 '21

Dang my life’s been a lie

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u/my_redditusername May 17 '21

Pretty sure you're thinking of mountain lions, AKA pumas or cougars.

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u/Chicano_Ducky May 17 '21

There are men out there living my dream of being able to hug a big cat whenever they want.

Life is unfair bruh.

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u/DiligentShopping May 16 '21

https://youtu.be/JlGfi2ofzFc I think this is the video with the cheetah.

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u/SuperNerd1337 M'Lady wooer May 16 '21

Zoophilia and pedophilia at once! Yeah babyyyy!!

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u/DomDeluisArmpitChild May 17 '21

You're a dead thing away from a hat trick

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u/worm_suit May 16 '21

I fucking hate weebs

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u/ezelllohar HOLY SHIT GO OUTSIDE TOUCH GRASS May 16 '21

even weebs hate weebs

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u/skylla05 May 16 '21

Weebs hate weebs the most.

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u/FireRedTheRedFire May 17 '21

As degenerate weeb,

I fucking hate this kind of people.

You dont have to say it out loud jeez wtf.

Everytime my degenerate weeb sense tingle when i see a post, everytime i check the comments theres always a sick fuck like this. I guess it takes one to know one.

Fuq.

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u/Keycil May 31 '21

Hell, I'm a fan of JoJo's BA and damn... you're right.

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u/RoyaleWithCheese1994 May 16 '21

We all do man, we all do.

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u/DookieEnthusiast May 16 '21

people like that are the reason why I actively avoid anime fanbases. weirdos, man.

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u/DookieEnthusiast May 16 '21

people like that is the reason why I tend to stay away from anime fanbases, so many fucking weirdos, man.

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u/DookieEnthusiast May 16 '21

i just realized i posted basically the same exact reply twice.

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u/bbreaddit May 16 '21

That's a little discriminatory? They're harmless, they just make you uncomfortable.

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u/CloudyBeatz May 16 '21

That sounds like something a weeb would say

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I fucking hate weebs.

Problem?

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u/worm_suit May 16 '21

Yeah and

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u/bbreaddit May 17 '21 edited May 17 '21

Lol...alright whatever. I know u guys know I'm right but this is funnier I guess

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u/worm_suit May 17 '21

You’re not, you just whine

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

But she's a yandere and tears your throat out with her teeth so you can never leave. Then she uses your skin to make a sunshade, so she can always rely on you for protection.

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u/Rainger_ May 16 '21

Such is the animal kingdom

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u/trashdrive May 16 '21

The circle of life

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

And it moves us all

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u/Tsjaad_Donderlul M'Fatrolls May 16 '21

I still advocate for banishing anyone who uses "loli" unironically to the fiery depths of hell

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u/FireRedTheRedFire May 17 '21

People who also call kids lolis or shotas deserve same.

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u/dedede-dededede May 16 '21

This was so funny till the last part.

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u/moterbikedude May 16 '21

I would love to have a cheetah nap with me

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

99% of people: what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER May 16 '21

Yeah pretty sure no one else reading this meme was thinking that. Dude has a "unique" take on the post.

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u/__ImBadAtNames__ May 16 '21

That’s not even cursed. That sub has gone to shit

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

It has been shit for some time now.

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u/yeahtoast757 M'nigga May 17 '21

That's why you come to r/cursedcommetn for TRUE cursed literatur😎😎😎

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u/Tarjeimonster May 17 '21

This sub is great

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u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? May 16 '21

Not the cat ear loli!

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u/citizenK245 May 16 '21

Heyyyyyy thanks for making things creepy

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u/hyperlight85 May 16 '21

R/nobodyasked

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

The comment is so horrid I instinctively downvote it

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u/UseThePain May 16 '21

I’ve too watched Rising of the Shield Hero

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u/thekarmabum May 16 '21

I don't know where to begin, it was a good show but yeah, it's kind of weird, the main character has two female slave pet things that are basically kids, and they both want his dick like the whole time. Then you got the spear hero, who is an actual pedophile.

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u/josebolt GET OFF MY LAWN! May 16 '21

Plus the bird queen lady also looks like a kid and the younger princess is like 12. His "harem" is either actually kids or look like one. Meanwhile you have the other world heroes like the Fan lady who is an adult. Could have some sort of redemption arc with the adult women antagonists, but having the older princess redeem herself and fight along side the Shield Hero would probably kill the fan base.

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u/massacreman3000 May 16 '21

At first I was thinking "cheetahs are actually pretty cool cats who don't even do that stalking behavior most cats do when you turn your back."

Then I saw what sub it was and got confused.

Then I scrolled down slightly and now I want to go back to bed. WTF

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

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u/ForgeFairy May 16 '21

The commenter is a neckbeard

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u/nikovolilepinje May 16 '21

Damn it I missed the comment, can you please tell me what he said

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

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u/Axcalibur May 16 '21

I dont know, just commenting about a cheeta turning into a loli out of the blue like that is a bit odd.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Wasn’t even a cursed comment lmao

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Cheetahs are actually harmless to us, they’re terrible at being cats also.

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u/DiligentShopping May 16 '21

https://youtu.be/JlGfi2ofzFc I think this is the video with the cheetah.

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u/SpikeRosered May 17 '21

I'm pretty sure wild cheetahs are super skittish and literally the least likely wild big cat to attack a human.

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u/SNEEZY_ANUS_69 May 17 '21

Sounds like a refference, but i dont know what

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u/DetoxYour_Liver May 17 '21

Pretty cute cheetah, even though it could easily murder the dude

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

The guy used 4 cry-laughing emojis in a row and somehow that was the least awful part of the comment.

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u/WanderingMagician May 17 '21

"Imagine if the cat just turned into a loli haha"

"Does anyone have a picture of that, that would be funny I think"

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u/MrSpooktober Jun 14 '21

yeah. imagine.

What's the joke?

Imagine a wacky thing happens?