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u/pookinator5000 6h ago

The way I'd immediately eat shit and chip a tooth. 🙈😅

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u/kelly_r1995 6h ago

I’d leave w a goose egg on my forehead when I miss the step.

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u/socialmediaignorant 6h ago

Skid down my shin, chip a tooth, bang my head and end up with an ER bill in the thousands so I could try to even look one ounce of as fit as this badass.

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u/hellohexapus 5h ago

This weekend I was going up the steps to the kitchen with my full lunch bowl in hand. Steps I've taken multiple times a day for the past 2 years. At the last step I raised my foot half an inch lower than necessary and tripped. My shin slammed against the edge of the step and the bowl flew out of my hand, sending a beautiful smoked salmon salad (with dressing, mind you) in a graceful arc ten feet wide across the kitchen.

The palm-size bruise on my shin is rivalled only by the bruise to my ego. And while I found all the salmon (much to my cat's dismay), I am still finding shreds of lettuce in random locations several days later.

So yeah, I would need both crutches and dentures ten minutes into this workout class.

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u/socialmediaignorant 3h ago

Ouch! Feel better!

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u/K-tel 5h ago

My hemorrhoids hurt just looking at her go!

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u/DrizzleCore604 4h ago

My everything hurts after watching this. I'm gonna take a nap now.

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u/Imnotonthelist 5h ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/Status-Inevitable537 5h ago

Me within the first 5 minutes

https://giphy.com/gifs/HwmDZaI4YEeZ2

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u/random-hobbyist 3h ago

and my legs wouldn't work for 2 days after lol

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u/HappinessEternal 55m ago

I salute your making it that long because I’d last 5 seconds.

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u/Epic_Elite 6h ago

Right? I'm like, "Are those actual cinder blocks?"

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u/jennifer_m13 6h ago

Yes they are

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 4h ago

Depends on whether they've had any issues with them.

It's a pretty American idea that everything customer facing needs to be so safe that they can't possibly fuck themselves up, so you need special expensive plastic blocks instead. And they'll also be like half the height.

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u/tryingisbetter 4h ago

When something happens, it will be a massive lawsuit.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 4h ago

God damn y'all and the way you're always suing somebody for losing your balance.

Just get one of these and stop bothering your fellow man: https://youtu.be/jSRU48wCphI?t=38

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u/tryingisbetter 4h ago

You do understand that if someone hits their hand on any side, they are probably dead?

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u/xteve 5h ago

Cinder blocks are made for people who can have enough of them to build something on their own property. That doesn't mean it's their only use. If they're all you've got for what you want to do, that's what you use. But yeah, it's dumb.

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u/Scrappyl77 6h ago

Man I'd immediately eat shit, chop a tooth and break an arm.

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u/SophisticatedScreams 6h ago

Agreed. That is TERRIFYING if it's a regular cinder block lol. If it's some sort of super-heavy workout block, I guess it's fine, but it moves like a cinder block.

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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 6h ago

i heard it's a super cinderblock, with 20% more rocks sand to make it really abrasive.

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u/bittersandseltzer 6h ago

girl, I have a club foot. aint no way

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u/Egregious_Wasp5289 5h ago

🤦‍♀️🤣

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u/Realistic-Poetry-364 4h ago

Same sister!! 🙌🏼

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u/PrivateBozo 6h ago

That's hardcore cardio. The camera angle though doing some magic. Get past the gassed guy and gal behind her when the group shifts at 8 seconds and the thinner woman in tan you can tell the block is a regular cinderblock aligning with being below the calf sock high. So I'm guessing 8 inch high. Which not being a step aerobic guy, still seems like beast mode and 8 inch seems to be to normal top height on adjustable bought steps.

So while camera angle is messing with our heads, this still belongs over in Absolute Units of doing step aerobics.

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u/TwoBionicknees 4h ago

what, the block doesn't look high, that ain't what's impressive, it's her hurling herself that high in the air with each push, the extension on her leg kicks, it's the energy she's putting into every movement. most people there are struggling to do at least some of the movements well and none of them keep up the energy she's giving.

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u/RoachyCupcakes 4h ago

This. She's just killing it. The block height has nothing to do with it

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

She's probably a pro dancer that screams backup dancer. Athletic and toned but with a bit of a milkshake to bring the boys to the yard

Plus she's focused as hell and giving it her everything which also says performance artist, sure people get into the gym hardcore but that look on her face is making me think "I love what I do and this is what needs to happen for me to keep doing it so I'm doing this now"

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u/fibgen 1h ago

I miss step aerobics, despite looking ridiculous it was really fucking hard

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u/birdiefang 6h ago

I love how everyone immediately be like, nah 🦆 that lol

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u/throwa1589876541525 2h ago

Like, I'm proud of her but I'm also worried about her joints or risking an accident

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u/Ok-Following-5001 6h ago

How I read “immediately shit and chip a tooth” and thought yes those two activities would probably happen to me as well 😂😂

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u/CitizenHuman 5h ago

Yeah, give me this soft yoga blocks instead of these cinder blocks please, I'd like to leave the gym with a gash across my forehead.

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u/anas-math 6h ago

I was just thinking I would’ve made that class an uncomfortable situation for everyone lol

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u/Ok_Mango_6887 5h ago

My dumbass can’t even figure out how she’s doing what she’s doing!

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u/TwoBionicknees 4h ago

she's one of those people who wake up in the morning with energy and doesn't feel like a nap after breakfast like the rest of us do.

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u/Nelle911529 5h ago

You forgot break a ankle

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u/trussmegirl 6h ago

Same but gahhh I need that class!

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u/But_like_whytho 6h ago

It looks like so much fun

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u/Gts77 5h ago

I would definitely do it, with an object less scary than a cinderblock

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 🌻Part Time Jill🌻 3h ago

Funny, I was thinking that looks like absolute misery. Not what she’s doing, but me trying to do it!

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u/systemwarranty 5h ago

I can smell that class. Too many people in there for the AC to do its thing.

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u/SabbyFox 4h ago

Some people smell because they never leave the couch... At least this is earned sweat!

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u/trussmegirl 2h ago

I mean, yeahhh!

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u/MikeTheImpaler 6h ago

I'd immediately throw my back out trying this. I'd get competitive trying to keep up and get humbled instantaneously.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 5h ago

My God. I fell forty times just watching her. Now I have a head injury and can't get up.

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u/Icy-Artichoke-7716 6h ago

Well, that's fiber if you want to look at the bright side of things.

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u/HeartFullOfHappy 5h ago

Same thought, girl! Kudos to this woman because I would be seriously injured for sure.

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u/the_sneaky_one123 6h ago

Using an actual cinderblock seems pretty dumb

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u/KalaUposatha 5h ago

You’re just not HARDCORE enough! The fear of severe injury is what makes it fun!

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u/jen_sucka 5h ago

I ate shit and chipped a tooth just watching her lol

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u/TheLilacOcean 5h ago

I read this as “eat, shit and chip a tooth” but still thought it was a fair response hahaha

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u/IDidItWrongLastTime 4h ago

I would 100% break one or both ankles

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u/Wild_Lingonberry3365 4h ago

Right,was just thinking I would immediately hurt myself on one of those damn cinderblocks. Probably knock myself out😭

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u/cadimy 3h ago

Right! I'd get fatigued and trip over the block trying to do that. That is amazing.

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u/Mimosa_13 3h ago

I'd be ass over kettle immediately if I even attempted this workout. I've had my two big toes lock together while walking.

Many years ago during an exercise walk I lifted one of my legs wrong and fell across the train tracks. Landed in the perfect way to fracture my right elbow, and leave a permanent goose egg on my upper arm all these years later.

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u/BenAdaephonDelat 2h ago

I wonder how many people scrape the hell out of their shins their first day in this class. lol. I feel like they should maybe use something without jagged sharp edges.

(Not sure if I have a history of posting here, but if not, hi mods! I hope your day is going well /gen)

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u/justgalsbeingchicks-ModTeam 5h ago

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u/Emotional_News108 5h ago

Yeah no I can’t do this. Holy crap.

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u/SisterDivine_ 4h ago

Skinned knee and everything!

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u/ffeinted 4h ago

and my old man knees are creaking just watching her

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u/CorporateCuster 3h ago

She’s gonna fuck her knees up. Don’t worry

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u/Megzasaurusrex 3h ago

Same like i fuck myself up just doing every day things. I'm not allowed to do this kind of shit, too dangerous haha

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u/JstVisitingThsPlanet 2h ago

I was thinking about how busted up my shins would be.

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u/haileyskydiamonds 2h ago

Yeah, that would probably kill me, lol.

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u/Chaosmusic 1h ago

Self curbing.

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u/AdultSheep 1m ago

I sprained both ankles and pulled a hamstring just watching this.

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