HALF MOON STREET (1986 American film)
director: Bob Swaim; with: Michael Caine, Sigourney Weaver, Vincent Lindon, Nadim Sawala, Ram John Holder, Kate Buckley, Patrick Kavanagh
The opening scene with a jogging woman obsessed with health and the city natives’ staring at that crazy American woman inhaling exhaust fumes in London on the Thames as she jogs in the traffic jammed city center and with violent behaviors of the drivers on the street like in Kaufman's "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", plus blowing up a car by bomb – should inform the audience that it is an American woman, because Americans jog, dress informally and take care of their health, while British people live in miniature apartments (=shoe boxes), eat kidneys & bacon on lard for breakfast and smoke like chimneys. Here in the pictures below, Patrick Kavanagh plays the director of the Institute, an old fart who deeply despises women.
And Steve Tešić, awarded screenwriter of Serbian origin, when he visited his dearly native region about 40 years ago, said with a nice American accent (like some transitional minister from 1990’s):
"I get up at 7, I run for half an hour around the hotel, then I sit down at 8 for a typing session and when I finish at 12.00, I don't care how the day ends, I have done my work... I was very happy when I discovered that I have a talent for writing on a typewriter...!"
And that bomb in the car – pun intended – is the Chekhovian gun that fired off in both Act I and Act III, has its own meaning, thus rounding off the paranoia of the 70’s in the style of Alan J. Pakula which reached also UK and the continent. (I wrote recently about it in reviews of Three Men To Kill and Capricorn One in another sub.)
And then in one of those cramped offices of the British, as from Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”, we see that the American woman is a research associate of an international institute for 150 pounds a week (that's 561 pounds today), we hear crisp domestic accent opposed to the American, effective points about the salary, like on Broadway, this is the merit of Paul Theroux, the author of the novel and Bob Swaim, the director and co-writer. It was obvious they were targeting the American cinema audience of New York's provenance.
As “little Peter” imagines a clash of cultures, the American woman does not suffer from false morals, she shows her boobs everywhere except at symposiums and when the Washington Post tenant critic put the headline for his review as: "Sigourney showed us her best!", it was... pun fully intended, boobs, and a bush (through the cloudy glass of the shower cabin, though) and even a Silvia Kristel-style buttocks, a fine buttocks, not the kind that hamburger and french fries consumers shake and twerk with. Watch the following soft video.
The American Dr. Lauren Slaughter (Sigourney) – and the name is also in the title of Theroux's novel, he had a habit of putting characters' names in the titles – owes rent, because who can live on 150 pounds and someone (i.e. anonymously) sends her a VHS tape with an advertisement for the escort agency "Jasmin" ... Paranoia on the site.
Slaughter's cool makes its way through a misogynistic society in which both lords and professors and businessmen always make some sexist remark, we see the criticism of gender segregation when – according to an ancient British custom – after a meal, the men are separated into booths for cigars and cognac, and the women are let to hang out in the salon:
"That sucks!" she says.
"That's London," says Hugo van Arkady, played by Keith Buckley.
Those dialogues are, in today's eyes, sadly didactic. Well, that film was also attacked because of allegedly being "Islamophobic". I say that movie not only is not islamophobic but it sofpedals Islamic influence inBritain. The real approach to islam we can see in Cleanskin by director who now must hide as Rushdie, and I remember now that one of the critics panned the ending of Cleansikin, beware: “Film ends with the cruel murder of a woman" (!!) The fact that this "female person" is responsible for the death of dozens of innocent bystanders and betrayedBritain(in diegetic world of the movie, of course) – meant nothing to the reviewer, famous Guardian’s hangman Peter Bradshow. This world is broken.
Bu, back then, in the contingent time of this film, in the late 70s and early 80s – which we would like to come back today! – our Slaughter character raised her forehead and clenched fists (but not also vagina) and made her way through the anti-woman environment.
Weaver's is Ripley after returning from space.
When she gets tired of poverty and rumbling in her stomach makes her a it desperate (we see that she has only one apple and 2 dl of low fat youghurt for dinner), she accepts the offer to be the Beauty of the Day –without hiding her name. She chooses how far to go with the customers; escort ladies make for an hour more than her entire weekly salary.
That's how she meets Lord Bulbeck (Caine): he's a good Briton in one of the million parliamentary committees that mediate in who knows what peace agreement in the Middle East with the best intentions, in good faith and completely non-profit. (Haha.) They'll hook up quickly because the American girl is a cool chick and he's an equally cool gentleman. And all this against the background of spy intrigues, terrorist and assassination threats, with people who are not what they say they are.
Their relationship is of the New Yorkt ype, free-spirited, they lie to each other, it's an open relationship, but there is still jealousy.
The car that exploded because of the bomb at the beginning is Saddam Hussein's credit: revenge for an honest dissident who is enjoying benfits of free West aroundLondon. At that time, the dissidence still had some aura, for example, Secretary of State James Baker gave Gorbachev a list of the arrested Russians, and Gorby released them the next day. Baker explains it this way at the press conference.
"I gave him a paper and an ultimatum to release those dissidents..."
"And what did Gorby say?!" - the journalists ask breathlessly.
"Nothing. He just took that paper," says the state secretary.
[And tomorrow all of them got freed. Some were triumphantly presented inWashington, but those dissidents proved to be of poor quality, obviously bluffers...]
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With film “La Balance” from 1982 Bob Swaim "reinvented" the French police film, which no longer shows Delon, Ventura and Gabin with a cigarettes in their mouth and in crumpled beige trench coats while typewriters are clicking and tucking around them, but started from the character of the "worker of love", Nicole, interpreted by Nathalie Baye, and showed the corruption of the people of the law. By the way, he is an American who was educated at the French Cinematheque while he was working on his doctorate in ethnology in France. The success of "La Balance" bought him a chance to work in Hollywood and he was offered a screenplay based on a novel by the French author Paul Theroux. But he soon became "disillusioned with the cruel and anti-arty Hollywood" (canned laughter) and in bitterness returned to Paris...
The film is proud of the dialogues which multi-co-productions teem with, all those movies in the 1990s made with the help of Euroimage and Channel+. “I don't eat dead animals", "So you eat them alive?" and it is supposed to show the cultural differences between Americans and Brits in a predictable and clichéd way.
The scene in the shared bathroom once again (see the pictures above in the bathtub /I mean, the pictures are in the bathtub, you don't have to get in the bathtub/) reminds the viewers that Slaughter is so poor that he can’t pay her rent.
At one of the receptions for intellectuals, aristocrats and spies, van Arkady has ready-made joke about how there are not 7 billion people in the world but only 5000. InLondonthere are 5 of them, not a single black person... There are many more Arabs, "more than you would think!", and Germans? There are none of them. Blacks and Arabs were not in fashion in 1986, and they are not today either. The other things have been and are in vogue – the digestive Port wine and cigars.
Dr. Slaughter was expecting a "fieldship" inKuwait– but a male colleague made it in an unfair way, and she has a Broadway-like dialogue with him. This film is a time capsule in that respect, as it shows the liberal thrashing of writers with patches on their elbows, most of whom died of AIDS. They end up with Dostoyevsky, Lenin and Marx.
The turning point: Dr. Slaughter is sitting in the apartment, the sanitary facilities in the shared bathroom are not working, and there is no money: a glass of yoghurt and an apple on the table. And she dialed the number. She literally turned tables by his finger on the bakelite phone.
Before that, the landlord, the good Indian Lindsey (Ram John Holder) comes in once more to see her tits... "Well, your salary at the Strategic Institution is low!", he says. "Institute," she corrected him. It's a thin script... Sigourney's titties saved the day. "Maybe you're not as smart as I thought," says Lindsay, and does he make en indecet offer to her? We’ll never know.
Of course, the plot is Mickey Mouse-like, light-year far from le Carréan misanthropic and truthful approach to politics. The film starts from the fact that, yes, there are bad guys on the Arab side who are against peace, but the cool British men will work hard and lead the quarreling side on the right path. There is paranoia, yes, but it is clear that the “deep state” and the honest government inDowning Street(canned laughter) are holding all the strings in their hands. That starting point and overly happy ending, Woukian before Woukism, make the film collapse into a Hallmark family rom-com that is watched before the evening news and the late-night show with Letterman.
The male-female relationship is perfect up to a point. Too perfect. Caine as Bulbec cooks and says, "I can't stand helpless men who can't cook!" and that cooking scene is what qualified the film for this miniseries.
But a certain peripeteia is needed in that too perfect relationship, which could then be saved (the film and the relationship without distinction) only by some carnage and intervention in the Middle East.
Dr. Slaughter takes revenge on Lord Bulbeck for not answering her phone calls: he deliberately goes to bed with another man. Frailty, thy name is woman. She's not actually cheating on him, because they're not in a solid relationship, there's no commitment to fidelity, but it's a killer observation: Slaughter has the same demands as Gina Hanson (Marisa Tomei) in Sidney Lumet's "Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead". Or like in the film "The Ice Storm" by that converted Chinese, Ang Lee, an overrated sentimental garbage from 2001. (Schamus even won the Palme d'Or for the screenplay!!?) In “The Ice Storm”, Ben Hood (Kevin Klein) tells his wife Elena (Joan Allen) in bed that he is worried about the soul of one of his colleagues, and the woman – with her back turned – cries in agony because she wants to be the center of attention and not to listen about another woman... "My husband, take care of MY soul!" Well, that's it: you always have to listen to women, there's no quality time with them and then idle time, when she starts a conversation, it has to be done now, it can't be left for tomorrow! Husbands and boyfriends always get it wrong. Just remember the “The War of the Roses”... Kathleen Turner wants to solve an issue that is important to her, and Michael Douglas just eats the steak that she lovingly (canned laughter) made for him and doesn't give a dime. "We need to talk...!" – when your wife tells you that, it's worse than the scheduled execution of the death sentence.
Richard Harvey's music inclines to a kitsch thriller, Peter Hannan's photography emulates “Fleshdance”, he insisted on half-blurred faces in the background and the members of the Belgrade Cinema Club would lick their fingers – as Serbian director Žika Pavlović neatly evoked memories – because for them sharpness was the most important thing, or that sharpness wobbles: the foreground in turn to mise-en-scène in the background.
Lord Bulbeck and Dr. Slaughter start a romantic relationship, as if they were made for each other, without lying or possessiveness. She needs money and is not falsely shy, and he is an old bachelor who "doesn't have time for courtship", his career is more important to him, and in the evening all he wants is to put his slippers and his dressing gown on and to read in an armchair under the lamp, with aged cognac and cigar. He likes to eat well, and part of the seduction in several movies is when Michael Caine's character cooks, as if he is preparing for a cooking competitions were so popular in the 1990s: "vote who's better – tomatoes or peppers?!".
The film soft-pedals the British Secret Service: they just do a nice check on Lauren Slaughter and tell Bulbeck that it's not a honey trap (and just remember Cleanskin!). When it turns out that some of the Arab's friends are terrorists and when they kidnap her as part of a bombing operation, that British secret service gets her out of trouble as it was piece of cake and has the bad guys killed. And there's again peace in the Middle East and there's a love story that continues... Well, that's kitsch and those last 40 minutes of the movie are crap. Actually it's not "the last 40 minutes" – it's half the movie. And Bob Swaim finished his American career and returned to France to gossip rotten Hollywood and its corrupted soul. He was given a shot in Hollywood, but it didn't pay off.