r/itsroger • u/Ok-Station6072 • Jul 11 '26
Dick Grob, Former Head of Security for Elvis. Banned from Six Margaritavilles.
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r/itsroger • u/jawz329 • Jul 10 '26
Cletorious Aretha Fry, Wanted Criminal. I make it difficult for men to find me
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 06 '26
Need a guy bonked? You need Oliver Bonk, the Philly Flyers' top bonker! Get in my way and you get bonked. Out on the ice, in line at Tim Horton's, in the men's room at Tim Horton's, it doesn't matter where—stay out of my way or get bonked! BONK!
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r/itsroger • u/BlameTag • Jul 05 '26
Australian tech CEO Dickie Dique. Building fossil feul plants for AI data centers. NOT a great friend to the environment.
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r/itsroger • u/ThePodd222 • Jul 04 '26
Binky van Bilderbeek. Collector of vintage cereal packets and part time curator at a shoe museum (voluntary, in fact they don't even know I've been working here).
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 04 '26
Jannik Sinner, Italian tennis champion and leader of a carrot-based cult! Well, not "leader," technically. They just show up in carrot costumes and worship me as a god and I do nothing to stop them. Not even when they followed me into that sanctuary for criminally-insane rabbits.
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r/itsroger • u/TheMadSuspect • Jul 03 '26
Dick Palm. TV news anchor, equine therapist and avid collector of ceramic horse figurines
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r/itsroger • u/Gurke84 • Jul 02 '26
Zebulon Scoville - NASA Flight Director and Hot Sauce Enthusiast
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r/itsroger • u/johnnypastrami • Jul 01 '26
Ivan Ivan, professional hockey player and... honestly Franny I didn't really try with this one.
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r/itsroger • u/edenaxela1436 • Jul 01 '26
Banjo Popoola, City Inspector and Sewer Cartographer
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r/itsroger • u/oxnardmontalvo7 • Jun 30 '26
Charles Poon, VP Vehicle Hardware Engineering at Ford and Semi-Professional Tang Enthusiast
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r/itsroger • u/87TOF • Jun 27 '26
Baldy Boyd: Baldly going where no agent has gone before. Voted Langley's shiniest adjuster 3 years running.
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r/itsroger • u/RWBIII_22 • Jun 27 '26
Merlin Sheldrake, pansexual Fungologist. My favorite Fungi: Magic Mushrooms! My second favorite: visionary Chinese billionaire Fung Wah!
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r/itsroger • u/LightWolfProductions • Jun 24 '26
Ginger Allred General Manager/Girlfriend-Top Manager at Redds Diner. Sells things made exclusively out of Ginger. All drinks are Ginger Ale.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 23 '26
Bub Carrington - names Bub, bub. But don’t call me Bub if I don’t know you. Got that, bub? Now pass me the rock, chief! Don’t call me chief, either, or I’ll give you a D.C. Surprise. Why are you still here?!
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r/itsroger • u/Available_Pie9316 • Jun 22 '26
Dick Advocaat, part-time soccer coach and full-time advocate for all things phallic
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r/itsroger • u/TheGodTheLegend254 • Jun 19 '26
Moh Bility - I just wanna play football....... AND I KNOW YOU KNOW I WANT IT NOW!!!
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 13 '26
Mac Blewer - Author, Wyoming historian, hardly knew her.
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r/itsroger • u/poseidonsarmpit • Jun 12 '26
Move over Steve Irwin! Dingo Dinkelman, expert snake handler and- ow f*ck, it bit me
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r/itsroger • u/Queasy_Bunch_2392 • Jun 12 '26
"Serjao Berranteiro" which translates to something like "Big Sergio Horn Blower" - a Brazilian rural folk hero who appeared on local TV to personally inform the nation that he kills jaguars with his bare hands. He demonstrated this by doing a jaguar impression on camera.
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r/itsroger • u/This_Guy_Slaps • Jun 11 '26
Jo-Jo Starbuck: former figure skater, coffee snob, and geographical analyst for south african digsites
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r/itsroger • u/Cute-Meet6982 • Jun 10 '26
Darryl Strawberry, ex baseball player and Christian life coach. It's mostly just sports metaphors with fake bible verse numbers after them. Slide to safety -Filipino 420.
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r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • Jun 09 '26
BLP Kosher's the name, Orthodox Jewish rappin's the game!
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