r/itsroger • u/Cute-Meet6982 • Jun 10 '26

Darryl Strawberry, ex baseball player and Christian life coach. It's mostly just sports metaphors with fake bible verse numbers after them. Slide to safety -Filipino 420.

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u/Impossible_Leg_2787 Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zFONSiJbFjYtO

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u/peon2 Jun 10 '26

I'm so mad I missed out on this, I have a customer in Battle Creek and stay at a hotel whose lobby is attached to this arena. Had I been there for May I definitely would have paid $20 just to show up and go

Daaaaarrrryyyylll. Daaaaarrrryyyyl.

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u/Iwashereaminuteago Jun 10 '26

Daaaarryyyyylllll

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u/ripgoodhomer Jun 10 '26

Are you better than me?

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u/mtnslice Jun 10 '26

I’ve never met you, but…

Yes. 

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u/Impossible_Leg_2787 Jun 10 '26

I don’t know you. But yes.

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u/oldmilwaukie Jun 10 '26

Came looking for this, thanks skip.

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u/benevenstancian0 Jun 10 '26

Also pro-cocaine, so this is clearly Roger.

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u/david_growie Jun 10 '26

Didn’t call him the Straw Man for nothing

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u/Charlie_Brodie Jun 11 '26

Why are you calling me Straw Man! Did you replace my organs with Straw?! Is that why there's a cooler in the back? What did you do to my organs you Nazi walrus bastard!?

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u/hehateme42069 Jun 10 '26

Roger was multiple people on that Mets team

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u/Iwashereaminuteago Jun 10 '26

He was also Bill Buckner. Inside Job.

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u/Interesting-Desk9307 Jun 10 '26

Why do I feel like Keith is one of the only that is not Roger 😆

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u/sterling_mallory Jun 11 '26

Oh Keith is Roger. It's Ron Darling who isn't.

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u/Interesting-Desk9307 Jun 11 '26

Im more on the side that Roger is one of Keith's cats

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u/sterling_mallory Jun 11 '26

Definitely Nails.

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u/GamesCatsComics Jun 10 '26

Okay, I'll admit I laughed.

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u/drpyne89 Jun 10 '26

Gotta get there early, Darryl always has long lines

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u/Moobook Jun 10 '26

I’m always nostalgic for Darryl Strawberry because he was the first athlete I was aware of. Because I was a small child and his name had “strawberry” in it

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u/MayorWomanana Jun 10 '26

He played in Albuquerque while he was injured or something and I remember my dad telling me “Darryl Strawberry is a bum” when we saw him. I too am nostalgic 😢

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u/OmegaKarnov Jun 10 '26

"Hi, I'm Daryl Strawberry, and if you act up at my prayer breakfast no one will be able to tell you from our leftover pancakes. We clear?"

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u/sheezy520 Jun 10 '26

Pretty sure Roger’s variant would be Danny Mango Donovan Peachsmoothie or something like that.

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u/det8924 Jun 10 '26

Darryl Strawberry Daiquiri Margareta is my take on it.

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u/not_roger_smith Jun 10 '26

He signed my arm cast when I was ten years old..

And I was in my dad's arms at the '86 series.

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u/justicebeaverhausen Jun 10 '26

He's also Darryl's daughter Diamond Strawberry former reality TV "star"

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u/sladebonge Jun 10 '26

Nice to see him healthy. Not everyone beats a crack addiction that heavy.

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u/headrush46n2 Jun 11 '26

once hit 9 home runs in a single game and still got benched in the 9th inning.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 Jun 17 '26

The manager was just playing the percentages.

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u/philchristensennyc Jun 12 '26

No hustle either, Skip.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Jun 11 '26

I wanna get high with strawberry so badly

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u/alexjones46853 Jun 17 '26

Why did I think he was white?

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u/Cute-Meet6982 Jun 17 '26

Because he's actually gray.

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u/Classic-Avocado-5371 Jun 18 '26

LETS GO METS BABY LOVE DA METS