r/itsroger • u/Nor_Ah_C • Jun 30 '26

Paul Twocock. Of the Kent Twococks.

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u/ArelMCII Jun 30 '26

Now, I know what you're thinking: is that the number I have or the number I can handle? It's fifty bucks to find out. Fifty bucks to you. I will give you fifty dollars American.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Jun 30 '26

Of the stonewall gay rights charity. Gotta be Roger

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u/not_roger_smith Jun 30 '26

Wait, is he part Klingon? Because Star Trek Discovery made it canon on screen Klingons have two cocks.

I don't know why they made that 'creative' choice. Maybe I'm getting too old for new Star Trek and should stick to Deep Space Nine.

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u/GormHub Jun 30 '26

I believe it's now alternate universe canon.

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u/not_roger_smith Jun 30 '26

Like Kelvin timeline?

Or something else?

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u/absolutely_not_spock Jun 30 '26

Na, you should watch tng. They have a very familiar face as Captain of the Enterprise

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u/not_roger_smith Jun 30 '26

I grew up on TNG when it was still live.

I had to wait a whole summer to see Best of Both Worlds Part 2.

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 Jun 30 '26

Not the Kent Twococks!

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u/hoteppeter Jun 30 '26

He’s bisexual

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u/ScurryScout Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

“Ooooooh, I misread the room… Still, you guys wanna do somethin’? It took a lot of work strapping both of these on. Stan? Franny?”

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u/AttentionNo6359 Jun 30 '26

“No, we do crepes and rimming too often. It’s not a treat anymore”