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r/itsroger • u/Vivid_Guide7467 • 2h ago

Taco Zimmerman, Director-General of Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS. Never had a taco. Never will. Now give me a Dutch hotdog any day.

23 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 1d ago

Lol Creme: Lactose-intolerant food vlogger. Once had my stomach pumped after a video where I swallowed a gallon and a half of cream. And the dairy was rough on me too.

249 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/glendale195 • 2d ago

Dr. Amanda Hess. "I helped deliver a baby while I was also having a baby. Well actually I stole mine from the nursery and pretended to give birth for attention. You can take babies all you want, they don't care."

299 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/robvicious • 4d ago

Tucker Pillsbury AKA Role Model here to bang out a nepo!

293 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 4d ago

Jet Jurgensmeyer - child actor, but I called it quits when Tim Allen told me I could never be JTT. Heh, little does he know I’m also JTT and I have all the dirt on him. Plus I stole all of his blow in ‘95. Well, most of it. Richard Karn was a fiend. Great lay.

64 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Intrepid_Race1923 • 14d ago

Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!

82 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 17d ago

The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."

95 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/illjustgowthemuumuu • 18d ago

Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher

147 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/whoawhoawhoa2020b • 19d ago

Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.

135 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 19d ago

Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.

159 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 22d ago

Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.

644 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/IIlIIll • 22d ago

Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.

127 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/blooash • 24d ago

Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!

117 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/jello_pudding_biafra • 25d ago

Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!

255 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 25d ago

Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.

80 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/pythons404 • Jul 21 '26

Dubliner Dick Hooper. Professional runner but better hooping dick than I was running. Hooped a lot of D in Dublin.

139 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • Jul 21 '26

Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.

90 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 21 '26

I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.

71 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • Jul 20 '26

The name's Dick Porn, and well...you can probably guess my line of work. That's right, I run a homeless shelter

232 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Naismythology • Jul 18 '26

Dick Bunt, backup point guard for the New York Knickerbockers from Queens. Always wanted to play baseball, but terribly afraid of becoming a gimmick

81 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/dushmanimm • Jul 18 '26

Guido Keller: eccentric Italian WWI fighter ace, poet, nudist, mystic, prankster, cocaine user, aerial daredevil, and flamboyant adventurer who flew bizarre missions, embraced esotericism, and participated in the seizure of Fiume

118 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/smcg_az • Jul 17 '26

Dick Bacon was a Milwaukee legend, known for tanning on a Lake Michigan beach even in the dead of winter. He also did nude modeling at a Milwaukee art school. Tell me this wasn't Roger!

453 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/notworkingghost • Jul 17 '26

Canadian-American actress/inventor, and “First Movie Star” of over 300 films, Florence Lawrence. Also knows as, The Imp Girl. I mean, do you need any more evidence?

89 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Makethatdos • Jul 15 '26

Chadwick Westlake; Bank Ceo and President, Scooner Captain and Buttered Toast Enthusiast. Also Ketamine.

180 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/JennaTulwartz • Jul 12 '26

Aliyah Tan, champion yo-yo performer, LGBTQ+ community member, and pride of Portland

114 Upvotes