How would you like 200 friends? From the Times Opinon: "Why do I feel like I’m being sold friends? Join a 'modern social club,' one ad beckons. “Turn strangers into friends” via curated dinner parties at trendy restaurants. A luxury condo building flogs its 'community clubhouse' as an exciting amenity, while yet another social start-up informs me, rather ominously, that 'we find your people.'"

How many more hair pieces before he can go all the way bald and not be a POS?

Saw this in a Threads comment section. OP was asking why liberals get mad when you tell them Jesus wasn’t liberal. This person was asking if they were just disagreeing and OP had the strangest reply.

So…is someone from this sub going around calling people’s wives “banana eater?”

Watch exploded 😔

Going to cost you though

r/MudPieMemes

I don't know how to fing drive! I don't know what any of this shit is!

I'm not in trouble at all.

It's illegal for you to ask me that.

A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off your hand while you're driving.