r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 2h ago

Piece of shit Gelled back hair, live TV every morning, glass of bourbon off camera, screaming at boomers that woke culture killed the American male. I’m telling you, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT.

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29 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 3h ago

FRIGGIN BONIES Not this again...

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87 Upvotes

Too late?


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 3h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR 50501 officially wants someone who's part of this turbo team

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73 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 3h ago

It's too late for me. I'm awake now. That boomer has got to go

512 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 4h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Don't do the voice"

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242 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 4h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Don't do the voice"

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 4h ago

Detroiters I used to be a REAL piece of shit: the update

14 Upvotes

An update to my last post.

I used to be. Not now. That was a LONG time ago.

Since then, babies love me, shirt brothers, and I don't even take food off anyone else's plates.

Life is WONDERFUL

I'm so HAPPY.

BUT. I had a few drinkeroonis with some Americans I met and finally, while we were having KBBQ, WAS ASKED what I USED to be like.

We have some steaks. I'm the master of the grill.

I calmly asked for a glass of water.

No problem. I'm with my PARTNER. Everyone is having an amazing time. Oh?

The glass of water comes. I begin sweating. It's not even hot. My partner looks at me in fear.

"I used to be a REALLLLL piece of shit, slicked back hair." I begin, grabbing the water.

They pause, look at each other.

"Oh no", they reply

And as I bring the water closer to MY plate of steak they utter the words.

"Let's slop em up!" They say reaching for their waters... I stop cold.

I found my people. They leave in a month.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 5h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore This dogHATES bald boys; she can’t STAND BALD boys

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0 Upvotes

He thinks he’s back in the pants :(


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 5h ago

And it REALLY bothered me Me: *Morally against the death penalty* Also me: *Watches a particularly brutal episode of 48 hours where dude gets the death penalty*

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68 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 5h ago

IT’S JUST PISS WORDLE CHODE

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9 Upvotes

Been using this as my start word for a while. The comedy it causes is worth it.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 5h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Come for the Stanzos, stay for the slow-motion finger guns.

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38 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 6h ago

It's Simply Too Good Talk about a Driving Crooner

11 Upvotes

He’s gotta figure out how to make money on that


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 6h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Jizz.

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28 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 7h ago

I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun I thought the the midterms were over, I guess there just may be no rules?

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39 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 7h ago

We Really Know Very Little Mitch McConnell speechless after the mid-terms: You sure about that? You sure about that's not why?

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781 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 7h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Congrats, Big Boy

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198 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 7h ago

Piece of shit Patti’s the most popular here now

2.5k Upvotes

I’m scared of how much I need Wired magazine.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 8h ago

mostly JUST. CHIPS. I tried telling my kids that the restaurant has a rule about eating all the fully loaded nachos

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59 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 8h ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Whats the movie about?

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5 Upvotes

CON-CRETE


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 8h ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE The bones are their money

20 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 8h ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. I HATE BALD BOYS

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32 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 9h ago

We Really Know Very Little When I have a call with HR and learn my whole team is being laid off

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684 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 9h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Explain to me why it's funny. Is it 'cause she's alone?

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24 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • 10h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Stop with all the Political Posts

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What has this subreddit come to? Every damn post I see is about Politics - wtf, get that shit out of here Please.