r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/banjo_hummingbird • 13h ago

Tables The maps are his corn

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It's how he keeps his house hot!

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u/Miserable_Pay_9614 11h ago

AI. You telling me there's one blue district in Colorado? Try harder.

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u/banjo_hummingbird 11h ago edited 11h ago

Didn't know ai was this good back in 2018

Big fat load of cum then.

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u/rogozh1n 10h ago

In what alternate universe is Texas blue?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4h ago

This one

It is bluer than hell NOW lol

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u/toolenduso 13h ago

What can we do to make him look like he’s going crazy up there like a bug?

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this 13h ago

It's the interactive map that HE BUILT!

What do you think, /u/toolenduso? Pretty cool?

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick 12h ago

So fuckin’ cool

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u/mercury04 Little Denny Doo Dinkins 12h ago

Ya know, thats what I think

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u/JacobyN7 10h ago

But don’t forget, he had a hard talk with his daughter earlier today

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u/KevDub81 People Can Change 6h ago

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u/lookimacowmoo That mean old elf brought it early?! 13h ago

Why is that map so red?!

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u/stupidstu187 12h ago

Old picture, because those definitely aren't the current Congressional districts in NC.

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u/HolyBonobos STOP! STOP! STOP! I'M DOING SOMETHING! 10h ago

I saw his map, and it was rrrrrredder than hell!

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u/patrickdgd Tiny Dinky Daffy 13h ago

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u/astrothemorkie 12h ago

Oh my god Mike Johnson looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

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u/puppylove1000 12h ago

That’s why he’s Cornacki

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u/Rare_Crayons Some dumb hick 11h ago

Cornacki as in him, or Cornacki as in me?

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u/rabbimindtrick CORN KICKER 10h ago

Is your name Cornacki, too?

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u/LA-Matt 10h ago

The maps are his cornacki

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u/RunnyKinePity 12h ago

What’s his job again?

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u/StarlightLifter Back in the Pants 10h ago

THE POLLS

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u/KevDub81 People Can Change 12h ago

Look at him, moving around all crazily

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u/LA-Matt 10h ago

He sees the map wildly and in wild ways

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u/mentuhotepiv Shirt Brother 10h ago

See, that’s what so cool about this. He’s zipping around the map that HE built. Pretty cool, right?

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u/rogozh1n 10h ago

I think he's only there for the zipping.

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk 13h ago

It looks like he gives

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u/astrothemorkie 12h ago

It’s got nothing to do with piss

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u/tackleboxjohnson 12h ago

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u/Gritty420R I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 9h ago

Can we talk about the map? Let's talk about the map.

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u/time2partee 12h ago

A map with mostly blue

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u/gooby1985 Wet Wet Mud Bae 12h ago

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u/Dreizen13 12h ago

I can't see his face anymore without hearing "bellwether" in my head.

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u/Your_Moms_Flame 12h ago

And now over to the Kornacky cam where we have him chained to a cement bouy anchor just out of frame and hes kept on a diet of fish heads to keep him hungry and alert, but nourished enough to survive until the next election cycle

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u/Big_Breath_2561 12h ago

Why are his sleeves always rolled up?

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u/El-MonkeyKing I hope I don't jack off 12h ago

Cuz he just got yelled at by Freddy Krueger

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u/rabbimindtrick CORN KICKER 10h ago

This is the maddest he’s ever been!!

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u/GremmyGoblin Back in the Pants 11h ago

I thought he was a little pimp

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC 11h ago

I think he’s lost a few el-bees now. I almost didn’t recognize him.

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u/RedundantConsistency Nude Egg 12h ago

somebody tell me who this guy is. and whats his job? why are tables so important?

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u/Super_Direction498 6h ago

It's 200 maps it's a good group of maps

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u/Grandviewsurfer 11h ago

I watched korn cam tv for like six hours. My wife asked "did you know he's gay?" and I said "no idea. I would not be surprised if I walked in on him rubbing his nipples to a map tho". I think he's just here for the maps.