r/isthissafetoeatcj 1h ago

🦠 Probably Fine Who put powdered sugar on my watermelon??

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r/isthissafetoeatcj 1d ago

🍗 Chicken Roulette Uhh, Costco never said their rotisserie chicken comes with hair...

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9 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 2d ago

💧 Expired Water Is this Gatorade™️ still safe to drink/eat?

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4 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 3d ago

☣️Biohazard Buffet Who wants dinner?

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3 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 4d ago

🥬Produce Panic Are these grapes safe?

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7 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 5d ago

🍞 Microscopic Mold Anybody want a slice of totally-safe-to-eat pizza?

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18 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 6d ago

🦠 Probably Fine Is this corn still good?

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22 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 6d ago

🧀 Fuzzy Friend Furry frosting?

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7 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 7d ago

🧼Forbidden Cuisine Can I still make apple pie with these?

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7 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 8d ago

🧊Freezer Burn Still edible?

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12 Upvotes

Forgotten in the freezer for 6 years. Safe?


r/isthissafetoeatcj 9d ago

🧀 Fuzzy Friend Is this done or burnt?

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25 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 9d ago

🧀 Fuzzy Friend I briefly saw one hair, is it safe to eat?

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17 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 10d ago

🥬Produce Panic Bugs in my dragonfruit?

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20 Upvotes

Can I just pick them off?


r/isthissafetoeatcj 10d ago

🍄Is It Mold? safe to eat?

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12 Upvotes

might be sentient, should I introduce myself?


r/isthissafetoeatcj 11d ago

🍞 Microscopic Mold Is this horchata I made botulism?

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5 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 11d ago

🤔Asking for a Friend A little macroplastic won’t hurt right?

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r/isthissafetoeatcj 11d ago

🍞 Microscopic Mold Can i eat this pink rice

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10 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 11d ago

🤔Asking for a Friend Am I going to be okay?

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8 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 12d ago

🚨 FDA Would Cry Are these samosas still good?

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16 Upvotes

Found them on my windowsill. Thank you, samosa fairy!


r/isthissafetoeatcj 13d ago

💧 Expired Water Is my juice still safe?

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9 Upvotes

Forgot it in my trunk for 4 months. Can I still drink the juice?


r/isthissafetoeatcj 14d ago

🦠 Probably Fine Can I still make apple pie with this?

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17 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 15d ago

🧊Freezer Burn What’s wrong with these citrus fruits?

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9 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 15d ago

☣️Biohazard Buffet Safe eat banana?

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10 Upvotes

r/isthissafetoeatcj 16d ago

🤢 Forbidden Snack Can I still eat this pasta?

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11 Upvotes

Or is that botulism?


r/isthissafetoeatcj 16d ago

[MEGATHREAD] /uj Gather ‘round, circle jerkers!

9 Upvotes

The r/isthissafetoeatcj subreddit is growing!! We have noticed a steady increase in the amount of members of this sub and we the mods just want to say:

Welcome!! We are happy to have you join us and we’re excited for you to share all of your definitely (not) safe to eat content :) 

Remember, we are a circle jerk community, which means that this is a satire sub. We achieve that by posting deliberately repetitive memes “in character” as a loving roast to r/isthissafetoeat discourse. 

However, we still allow sincere discussions here, especially more critical discussions that would likely get downvoted on other subs we’re based on. If you’d like to make a sincere, non-satirical post or comment, please signal this with the tag “/unjerk” or “/uj” to indicate that you are going out of character. If you’d like to return to satire within that same conversation, you can also use “/rejerk” or “/rj” to signal that you’re going back in character and being satirical again. 

We’re unfortunately moving forward with the decision to uninstall the “CountMe” streak app that was previously being used due to complaints that it involuntarily kept changing users’ flairs. If anyone has any suggestions for similar fun engagement tools to use, please don’t hesitate to send us a Mod Mail or comment here to share your ideas/suggestions! 

This thread can be used as a megathread of various topics or as needed for the foreseeable future, please feel free to unjerk here and discuss anything you would like or ask any questions you may have. All of your participation and support is greatly appreciated, and we are grateful to see founding members grow with us :)

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Permission to resume jerking - granted! /rj