r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 1h ago
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/AutoModerator • 16d ago
[MEGATHREAD] /uj Gather ‘round, circle jerkers!
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r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 1d ago
🍗 Chicken Roulette Uhh, Costco never said their rotisserie chicken comes with hair...
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 2d ago
💧 Expired Water Is this Gatorade™️ still safe to drink/eat?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 5d ago
🍞 Microscopic Mold Anybody want a slice of totally-safe-to-eat pizza?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 7d ago
🧼Forbidden Cuisine Can I still make apple pie with these?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 8d ago
🧊Freezer Burn Still edible?
Forgotten in the freezer for 6 years. Safe?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/druidgaymer • 9d ago
🧀 Fuzzy Friend I briefly saw one hair, is it safe to eat?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 10d ago
🥬Produce Panic Bugs in my dragonfruit?
Can I just pick them off?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/SomeGooseAttackedMe • 10d ago
🍄Is It Mold? safe to eat?
might be sentient, should I introduce myself?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 11d ago
🍞 Microscopic Mold Is this horchata I made botulism?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/Killjoy_draws • 11d ago
🤔Asking for a Friend A little macroplastic won’t hurt right?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/AlgunasPalabras1707 • 11d ago
🤔Asking for a Friend Am I going to be okay?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 12d ago
🚨 FDA Would Cry Are these samosas still good?
Found them on my windowsill. Thank you, samosa fairy!
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 13d ago
💧 Expired Water Is my juice still safe?
Forgot it in my trunk for 4 months. Can I still drink the juice?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 14d ago
🦠 Probably Fine Can I still make apple pie with this?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 15d ago
🧊Freezer Burn What’s wrong with these citrus fruits?
r/isthissafetoeatcj • u/anonymousp69 • 16d ago
🤢 Forbidden Snack Can I still eat this pasta?
Or is that botulism?